Lindsay Lohan’s latest crack lie: she was up for a part in the Superman reboot

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You know how all of us were just waiting around yesterday, hoping that photos would come in of Lindsay Lohan’s cracked-out ass being handcuffed and dragged kicking and screaming into a police car? Yeah, that didn’t happen. Although it might happen today or sometime this week, fingers crossed. But Camp Crackhead wants to change the subject – and so Mother Crackhead dropped this gem of a story to TMZ:

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s … Lindsay Lohan? Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ … Lindsay’s people have had multiple phone conversations within the last few weeks with the people behind the new “Superman” reboot. We’re told Lindsay is up for a role in the flick — and while it isn’t Lois Lane, we hear it would be a “major character.”

We’re told Lindsay is supposed to meet personally with the “Superman” people soon — but she might be a little busy with that felony grand theft charge thing.

According to our sources, Lindsay is “dying to show people again how talented she is” and is worried this latest run-in with the law (for which she maintains she’s innocent) could ruin her shot at the movie.

Apparently that necklace she’s accused of stealing is made out of kryptonite. Reps for Warner Bros had no comment.

[From TMZ]

The same Superman reboot that producers are meeting with people like Kristen Stewart and Mila Kunis. That one. So…who believes this story hook, line and sinker? Is there anyone left? Yeah. I burst out laughing when I read this – it’s just so obvious. Lindsay’s crack lies and crack hustles have become so pathetic, and I can’t see any legit producer meeting with her for any part, ever.

Now, back to the story that Camp Crackhead wants us to forget – when will Lindsay be arrested, if ever? Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley met with prosecutors yesterday, and sources tell Radar that the case is still under review, and that Lindsay’s old nemesis, Deputy DA Danette Meyers is still deciding what charges Lindsay should face. The earliest Lindsay could be charged, according to Radar’s sources, is tonight, but it will probably be later in the week.

As far as Lindsay’s thoughts on her (hopefully) impending prosecution, a source tells Radar: “Because of where the crime took place, it falls under Meyer’s jurisdiction. If Lindsay was accusing of stealing that necklace in Malibu or in the Valley, Danette wouldn’t be handling the case. Lindsay isn’t swayed. She thinks that Meyers is out to get her and has been since 2007. Lindsay has no idea the amount of trouble she is in now. The surveillance video is going to be the strongest evidence against her. Just because the necklace was returned to cops, and the search warrant wasn’t executed didn’t compromise the case at all. Lindsay is looking at a felony grand theft charge, which would carry a three year sentence to state prison. Meyers doesn’t mess around when it comes to felony charges, and she’s unimpressed with Lindsay’s celebrity status. She doesn’t treat defendants differently because of someone’s background.”

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  1. embertine says:

    There is just not enough LOL in the world for this story.

  2. serena says:

    She’s no more a celebrity, only a pathetic crack-head-liar idiot.

    That’s not even funny anymore, and obliviously I don’t have any pity for her, I wish she would go to state prison for 3 years and come clean. (AHAHAHAH who am I joking? That’s not gonna happen D°:)

  3. Bella Mosley says:

    Drugs, Alcohol, Car Jacking, Theft, not following court orders, DUI, (allegedly) but lying? What a shocker!

  4. Marjalane says:

    All three of those pictures are my new all time cracky favorites.

  5. carrie says:

    i just saw THE FIGHTER:she’s just like Dicky Ecklund the crackhead (except you can’t dislike Dicky):huge waste!

  6. sapphire says:

    Great new pics,crack head fashion and needs a bath.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    Isn’t it more appropriate to dub her “notorious” rather than a “celebrity”? I mean, seriously.

    And we all know she’ll crack-weasle her way out of this one too…Blohan is the Teflon Don of all Crackdom!

  8. Annicka says:

    If Meyers is out to get her then it’s only because she’s an overprivileged entitled little shit who never gets what she deserves. Everyone’s hung up on this case because we want to see her finally get what’s coming to her.

    More than likely, Meyers isn’t out to get her and thinks she’s just a common criminal like anyone else she’d deal with, while Lindsay sees herself as this tragic victim (and we all know that’s how she sees herself). What I want to know is how nothing has gotten through to Lindsay. She was jailed, then penned up in rehab, and she STILL doesn’t get it.

  9. Roma says:

    I’m not sure if you guys have heard, but I’m totally meeting with the Superman producers too. It’s a thing. They totally want me in their movie.

  10. Marie says:

    I have to quit reading these Lindsay stories they just piss me off.

    Oh by the way I love that top pic. LMAO!!

  11. The Truth Fairy says:

    If you look at Radar’s coverage right when the necklace story broke, Lilo’s rep denied she was ever at the jewelry store – as in never stepped foot in the place.

    Once she found out there was surveillance video of her in the store, she told TMZ she was there but never took any necklace.

    When she realized there were paparazzi pix of her wearing the necklace and that there was going to be a search warrant, she returned the necklace and changed her story to say she borrowed it.

    Gah! She has major lying issues. And so this Superman story … yeah it’s another one of her lies. What director is going to hire an actress for a big budget picture that might have impending prison time, when there are sooooooo many other great actresses out there?

    This is as believable as her saying that Sparky Lohan was chosen for the role of Superman!!!!

  12. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Didn’t Jennifer Aniston say recently she feels for Lilo and would offer her a part in her movies… 😀 (not sure how to do crazy hysterical smiley!)

    I bet Lindsay started the Superman rumour herself as I’m convinced Dina has given up on her and is secretly priming Ali behind the scenes to come out and be the new ‘star’

    I’m so evil but really hoping charges get pressed and followed through, itss about time she was held accountable for her crimes

  13. lucy2 says:

    That is so pathetic! As if anyone would believe that. It’s probably a big budget studio production, and no one in their right mind would hire her – not even to sweep the floors at the end of the day.

  14. QUEST says:

    I think she is actually up for the role as Mother Theresa (yeah that’s it). Oh yeah and she would be making a cameo on Glee…..(sic)

    bahahahah…such bullsh*t comes out LL’s mouth it is ashame there is not a clean up crew on isle Lindsey

  15. jackie says:

    Because she insists on being famous and important, that she invites all the criticism she gets.

    Because her parents wont STFU in the media, that they become targets too, like on Glee.

    And yet, it is so refreshing to see that nothing stops this family from getting their fix of attention. Its like meta tantrum by family.

    The worst part of Lindsey’s downfall, is that her once great talent, has now been clumped together with her families greed and ambition, now collectively known as “The Lohans” and it is the dead weight that dragged her down, not the drugs.

  16. Brittney says:

    She’s uninsurable at this point. No film production is going to take her on until she straightens out — or gets some major help from a friend in the business. Because she has so many of those…

  17. brin says:

    Bless her cracked out heart.

  18. Javagirl1 says:

    Fingers crossed indeed…

  19. Jacq says:

    She looks like Jesus in that last pic, all crown of thorns and crucified by us meanies & the press!!

  20. macey says:

    TMZ Sources=DINA

    I think most ppl by now would boycott Superman forever if this was even being considered. Who wants to see this lying, stealing,self entitled, delusional, crackhead in anything?
    I think it would piss more ppl off considering how many things she has gotten away with, especially those who have been arrested or fined for far less than she has already gotten away with. not to mention those who are in or were in rehab.

  21. MarenGermany says:

    BOX OFFICE POISON!
    even if you could insure her ass (for like a trizillion dollars),
    who wants to see her?
    Who pays money for a movie a person is starring, that is generally DISLIKED for her entitled, bratty, lying, drugging (could forever go on like this…) antics?
    She blew her chances. It´s over. Seriously. Everyday, there are young, fresh-faced, cute, talented girls coming to LA.
    Does she really think her acting was SO extraordinary that the public couldnt relinquish on it???

  22. bondbabe says:

    @Brittney – Exactly! No way would the production risk it as no one will insure her.

    And what happens if she gets put in jail? You think they will halt production and wait for her?

    What a delusional crackhead!

  23. Pixiegirl says:

    If the Superman producers are looking for a cracked-out, finger-sucking, duckface, then score 1 for Lindsey!

  24. Boey Jellodonna says:

    Telling lies: it’s what coke fiends do.

  25. sluggo says:

    Roma! I think I ran into you when I was meeting with the producers! (Yeah, they want me too. I’ll be playing Superman.) It will be such fun working together: with each other, and especially with Linds. Top-notch professional, that girl. We can learn a lot about “our craft” just watching her work.

    Annnnnd … next up: Blohan’s going to co-star with Tara Reid in that “Big Lebowski” sequel nobody else seems to know about. If we all act fast, we can get a piece of that, too.

    I totally covet that scarf Blohan’s wearing in the second photo, though. That’s a WANT.

  26. dahlia1947 says:

    I can’t believe how much she’s aged! This is so sad. She could’ve been great! I mean she was getting all of these roles with a bunch of A-Listers! Too much, too soon, I guess…

  27. eja102 says:

    Better Lindsay acting than Kristen Stewart.

    I don’t believe she is up for any movie role though.

  28. OriginalGracie says:

    I just read this on TMZ (and Lindsay, I hate you too for making me read anything on TMZ):

    “Sources connected to the case tell us … Lindsay had around $6,000 in cash with her because she had been eyeing a ring in the store, which was going for $3,400. Lindsay had gone to the store several times previously, debating whether to buy it.

    Short story … Lindsay had enough money to buy both the ring and the necklace on the day in question.”

    So this chick is fresh out of rehab with NO JOB and she’s got cash like that to drop on jewelry???????

    So my question is, where the heck did she get it? Did it fall out of the sky?

  29. The Bobster says:

    With millions of production dollars on the line, who would take a chance on this loser? There are thousands of talented actresses out there, so why take a chance?

  30. kas says:

    Are Radar and TMZ in some sort of competition to see who can stay furthest up The Lohan Family Ass?

    Radar is winning BTW, as they have a “Dr.” on hand explaining that Lindsey does all that she does (lies, lies, steals, lies some more) because she’s “a people pleaser.”

  31. Roma says:

    @sluggo: Of course! And I hear we’re going to shoot in Belize, it’s lovely there. And did you hear I was going to get my own horse? I’m going to call her Molly. And I’m going to be fed only oysters every day. And then I’m going to do all the promotion on my own because I am a VERY SERIOUS ACTRESS. Though, I suppose you can come too. BUT DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY HORSE. IT’S MY HORSE!!!!

    Sorry, I don’t know why I got all crazy mad there. But it’s just that everyone’s out to get me and they’re going to be soooo jealous of my horse.

  32. The Truth Fairy says:

    @Kas — Radar and TMZ are the same site.

  33. anoneemouse says:

    TMZ and x17online are reporting that she will be charged with a felony tomorrow…somewhere out there Paris Hilton is laughing

  34. anoneemouse says:

    As a p.s. I have to say that shoplifters do not shoplift because they need or want stuff – they get a thrill or high from it. This is just another way this trash bag gets her thrills. She had a ton of money when all this stealing started a long time ago so clearly money is not the issue with her stealing. It also has nothing to do with “pleasing people” (what an excuse!)

  35. Amy says:

    Dina said that Meyers was out to get her so she could “get elected.” Right, because the world revolves around Lindsay. As if the voting public gives two craps about this crackhead.

  36. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “So this chick is fresh out of rehab with NO JOB and she’s got cash like that to drop on jewelry???????

    So my question is, where the heck did she get it?”

    I honestly suspect, as so many on here have theorized, that she is hooking.

    plus, why would she use cash, and not a credit card? no matter how bad your credit (and hers is bad, I’m sure, though not the worst), there’s always ONE company that’ll give you a card. and being a celeb? no problem to get one, I’d think.

    so, why is she carrying $6000 cash around with her, unless that’s how she got paid? wouldn’t she otherwise use a cc?

  37. QQ says:

    Yeah Ok , a role as a crack villain that steals the Moon!!!!

    Oh wait NVM they already made Despicable Me

  38. Ruffian9 says:

    “With millions of production dollars on the line, who would take a chance on this loser? There are thousands of talented actresses out there, so why take a chance? ”

    EXACTLY

  39. Stephanie says:

    She really looks like hell in that top picture! Very sad. What a waste.

  40. macey says:

    You guys that are asking where did she get the $6K that TMZ is reporting she had on her are gullible. No offense, but there is no way she had that much money on her. This is just another lie to lay down the foundation of the lies she will be telling in court. This is also like the 6th story/lie her sources (Dina) have told TMZ since this start of this.
    first she wasnt even in the store, then when shown on video she was. then she didnt have their necklace but then she had her assist. return it. then it was gifted to her and they’re doing this for publicity, then she just borrowed it and forgot to return it.
    Now suddenly she had 6k on her so she wouldnt have a reason to steal it. No one carries that much cash on them and even if she did that doesnt mean she intended to use it for jewelry. If she did (which i highly doubt)it would have been for her crack habit since most dealers dont take credit. I think it should be fun to watch the stores lawyers rip her lies apart.
    paleaze!

  41. ctkat1 says:

    Arraignment is at 1:30 tomorrow (Wednesday). She’ll be out by 3:30, tops. [Arraignment is where she will formally hear the charge against her (felony grand theft) and enter a plea (think she’ll plead not guilty). Then she’ll post bond and be out until her trial date, unless by some miracle the Judge decides to get really tough on her, tougher than the general public even.] The trial is going to be epic- too bad the Judge probably won’t let it be videotaped, because that would be some entertaining viewing.

  42. CB Rawks says:

    “I honestly suspect, as so many on here have theorized, that she is hooking.”

    I also believe she is hooking. Only they probably don’t call it that. The money is a *gift* just like the blowjob was a *gift*.

  43. mojoman says:

    Meyers for the win! ding ding ding…
    boy I bet in year 2030 when you look up the dictionary, the interpretation for being a conceited, denial liar you will see LOHAN on it.