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Radar Magazine has some new photos of record-setting Olympian Michael Phelps getting his grope on in Vegas at the Playboy Club at the Palms. One of their writers happened to be in Sin City and witnessed Phelps enter the club, honing in on the dancers and immediately heading over to grab ass:
Radar Staff Writer Neel Shah spent the evening in Las Vegas (more on that later), and was kind enough to send along these fine photos of Olympic hero Michael Phelps “massively skeeving on girls at the Playboy Club” in that city’s Palms Casino. Neel notes that the Olympian was accompanied by an entourage of striped-shirted schmucks, one of whose sole duties appeared to be pointing a flashlight at anyone attempting to photograph the swimmer during his efforts to obtain a gold medal in ass-grabbing. (”It was unreal,” says Neel. “Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such an aggressive grip.”)
But don’t be too quick to judge: Who among us, having just accomplished the greatest individual feat in Olympic history, wouldn’t head straight to Vegas to score some tail? Hell, if it were me I’d still be wearing the goggles. Anyway, see how a true champion executes a classic butt-rub maneuver on a scantily-clad cocktail server below.
[From RadarOnline]
Aren’t you, like, not supposed to touch the women working in those places? Doesn’t that kind of grabbing usually get you escorted out by a beefy doorman nearly immediately? I guess if you’re a national hero they make an exception for you. Or maybe the bouncers are scared of the guy. He probably can’t get his groove on that well out of the water, hence all the awkward touching and feeling. He’s like a sea creature just introduced to worldly delights. He doesn’t yet know the rules that govern social interaction on land and is bound to make a few mistakes.
Radar has one more photo of Phelps with a scantily clad server if you’re interested.
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16 Responses to “Michael Phelps gets some action in Vegas”
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Wait, did I misread it? Phelps was fondling the wait staff or just some random girls in the club? The Radar excerpt makes it sound like the girls were just hanging out.
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He could touch me all he wanted if he put a brown bag over his face.
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sorry i didnt mean to post twice.
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and so it begins…
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In strip joints in Canada customers are not permitted to touch the dancers. The dancers will come over to the customers and try and sell the dude(s) a tabledance or lapdance.
The customer can touch the dancer during a private lapdance but no penetration of any kind is allowed under law here. That doesn’t mean to say it doesn’t happen. Private lapdances can be some real skeevy ish.
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Well if he’s republican this is clearly sexist and he should be vilified. If he’s a democrat he’s empowering her and should be commended.
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Supposedly he got laughed at by Carrie Underwood and needed to get his confidence back by paying women to act interested in him.
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That girl doesn’t look like a stripper to me…more like a waitress in a tiny uniform, or a skanky girl.
I have also decided to jump on the bag on head bandwagon. The fuzziness of the picture makes him look pretty hot.
I still think he is probably a huge d-bag in real life though.
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Go on now, bang ‘em while they’re fresh. Not sure what Mike’s shelf life will be, but you can never be too careful.
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GO Ahead boy - do yo thang. Having said that I’d still hit it till it broke off bag or no, and having said THAT… i was really hoping it wasnt one of those “types” meh.
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Oh Noez! Michael, I thought you loved me! What is that noise?! NM it’s just my heart breaking ;P
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Wow … a few more pictures like this taken secretly in strip clubs and most of the guys going in will be wearing bags over their heads. How in the world is he going to explain this to Carrie and the Nat’l Enq?
Joe: You might have scooped the Nat’l Enq headlines for next week.
Mr T: LOL … and if he’s an independent?
And I hate to be caught looking too closely, but what the heck is she holding in front of her chest?
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It had to have been luuurve at first sight.
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Michael Phelps could squeeze my hiney any day!
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Yeah, the media totally can afford to iconize more womanizers.
We’ll be seeing him in GQ flaunting his sex life too.
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In Vegas the cocktail waitresses in hip nightclubs usually let them touch you a little because they get bigger tips that way. But no, you can’t grab their chest and such or else you’re quickly escorted out no matter who you are. They are a little more tolerent of rich people vs. the average joe.
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