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		<title>By: Rexmanthe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rexmanthe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wrote a tongue in cheek article on my blog about two weeks ago listing my top ten reasons why Jerry Seinfeld should not be punting Windows Vista.
Here are some highlights:

* The campaign is badly positioned. Jerry is 54 years old. He is basically only representing 7% of the global computer users.

* Making me laugh at witty quips is not going to sway any business decision I make, regarding the future direction of my IT department for the next 3-5 years. Also his jokes and good humor will not cover the ever escalating license costs from Microsoft.

Here is the link:
&lt;a href=&quot;http://bossmanthe.blogspot.com/2008/08/10-reasons-why-jerry-seinfeld-should.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bossmanthe.blogspot.com/2008/08/10-reasons-why-jerry-seinfeld-should.html&lt;/a&gt;

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wrote a tongue in cheek article on my blog about two weeks ago listing my top ten reasons why Jerry Seinfeld should not be punting Windows Vista.<br />
Here are some highlights:</p>
<p>* The campaign is badly positioned. Jerry is 54 years old. He is basically only representing 7% of the global computer users.</p>
<p>* Making me laugh at witty quips is not going to sway any business decision I make, regarding the future direction of my IT department for the next 3-5 years. Also his jokes and good humor will not cover the ever escalating license costs from Microsoft.</p>
<p>Here is the link:<br />
<a href="http://bossmanthe.blogspot.com/2008/08/10-reasons-why-jerry-seinfeld-should.html" rel="nofollow">http://bossmanthe.blogspot.com/2008/08/10-reasons-why-jerry-seinfeld-should.html</a></p>
<p>Enjoy the laughs!
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eh. I think it missed the mark. Bill Gates doesn&#039;t help. The fact that he&#039;s cheap too p*isses people off. Too bad Michael Richards f*cked his career up, it would have been a funnier pairing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eh. I think it missed the mark. Bill Gates doesn&#8217;t help. The fact that he&#8217;s cheap too p*isses people off. Too bad Michael Richards f*cked his career up, it would have been a funnier pairing.
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		<title>By: rlr260</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t get it either. Bill Gates would have been much better alone. Jerry Seinfield stopped being funny a long time ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t get it either. Bill Gates would have been much better alone. Jerry Seinfield stopped being funny a long time ago.
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		<title>By: iloveyou</title>
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		<dc:creator>iloveyou</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Princess

That always helps</description>
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<p>That always helps
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		<title>By: multikultiMe</title>
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		<dc:creator>multikultiMe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I appreciate the ‘not trying to be cool//celebrating geekdom’ aspect of the ad; however, I don’t quite buy the fact that Microsoft had to have Jerry Seinfeld (of “‘Don’t you know who I am??’ incredulity”, in his Larry King Interview) to do this for them. In fact, I think it takes away from the ‘everyman’ quality that Bill Gates (the Billionaire, let’s not forget) could still probably pull off (and that with his great comic timing), had another spokesman been picked - like Leno maybe, or Vince Vaughn, if it had to be a Promi. Or how about someone else? Like, say, how Apple got a ‘Justin Long’ out of nowhere and made him the Apple Person - who by the way, is more accessible (than a Jerry Seinfeld), and who, in the end, people (who are hip, or want to be hip) easily identify with.
Did Microsoft need someone ‘of Bill Gates’ Caliber’ and thought they have that in Seinfeld? If so, I think it would’ve worked better with a character more accessible than Seinfeld. If not, they could have entirely created 2x Personae … or does that start to look like Microsoft copying Apple … again? (oops!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I appreciate the ‘not trying to be cool//celebrating geekdom’ aspect of the ad; however, I don’t quite buy the fact that Microsoft had to have Jerry Seinfeld (of “‘Don’t you know who I am??’ incredulity”, in his Larry King Interview) to do this for them. In fact, I think it takes away from the ‘everyman’ quality that Bill Gates (the Billionaire, let’s not forget) could still probably pull off (and that with his great comic timing), had another spokesman been picked &#8211; like Leno maybe, or Vince Vaughn, if it had to be a Promi. Or how about someone else? Like, say, how Apple got a ‘Justin Long’ out of nowhere and made him the Apple Person &#8211; who by the way, is more accessible (than a Jerry Seinfeld), and who, in the end, people (who are hip, or want to be hip) easily identify with.<br />
Did Microsoft need someone ‘of Bill Gates’ Caliber’ and thought they have that in Seinfeld? If so, I think it would’ve worked better with a character more accessible than Seinfeld. If not, they could have entirely created 2x Personae … or does that start to look like Microsoft copying Apple … again? (oops!)
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		<title>By: Edith</title>
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		<dc:creator>Edith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love Seinfeld and loved his HP laptop ads.  I think Gates and Seinfeld are both geniuses, but this one was painful to watch.  8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love Seinfeld and loved his HP laptop ads.  I think Gates and Seinfeld are both geniuses, but this one was painful to watch.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: M4cH34d</title>
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		<dc:creator>M4cH34d</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you have to &#039;get&#039; the type of humor in the ad.  I don&#039;t think I care for Jerry Seinfeld as a person, but his sense of humor has always been hilarious. The ad IS kind of funny, if you ask me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you have to &#8216;get&#8217; the type of humor in the ad.  I don&#8217;t think I care for Jerry Seinfeld as a person, but his sense of humor has always been hilarious. The ad IS kind of funny, if you ask me.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is actually kind of funny...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is actually kind of funny&#8230;
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		<title>By: xiaoecho</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bill Gates can act!!! - who knew?</description>
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