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23 Responses to “Jessica Simpson’s Grand Ole Opry debut marred by near nip slip”
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Yeah, Tony knows what he’s getting. And right now, he’s getting the milk at a relative bargain, considering the cow won’t shut the f*ck up.
I’ll say it again – I think Tony really loves her.
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To each his own; if Romo is happy with her the way she is, more power to them. After all, I don’t think she’s a bad person-just a bit immature.
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I actually miss the days when Jessica Simpson was known for having an ENORMOUS potential for super-stardom, and not for Paris Hilton level antics and petty scandals.
It makes me sad mainly because, independently of the fact that she doesn’t have more than a brain cell, she did have an outstanding talent… Too bad that she didn’t know how to properly nurture and take care of it, and has ended up nearly destroying her vocal chords.
Moving on to other matters, if Tony Romo and her are happy, good for them. Still, I am sure that if anything were wrong with their relationship, Jessica would have let us know by now…
By the way, she looks fantastic in that dress.
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My grandparents go to the grand ole opry. You cant have nip slips there. Come on Jess what were you thinking. The old folks would flip if there had actually been some nippage.
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Jessica Simpson???!!!! Fark I thought that was Kathy Lee Gifford in the header pic.
Edit: *Say something nice, say something nice* Uh, I like her dress.
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Not exactly the next Patsy Cline. When is her album going to tank already so she’ll go away?
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That is best I have every heard Jessica sing, and it’s live! She’s annoying, voluptuous, and talented – she can’t be that horrible if she gets all these men to fall for her. Remember, John Mayer stayed with her w-a-y longer than Jen Aniston. I think she is an hillbilly animal in bed, and that is why men stay with her.
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I seriously had to turn off the video it was so annoying. What’s with all the head bobbing like she has a nervious tic…and the heaving bosom bit. Ugh…poor Romo.
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God. That was almost the worst minute and two seconds of my life. And I really wanted to like it, I just couldn’t take it anymore. Is it just me, or is she really out of her league there?
But the dress does look good on her.
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Am I the only one that thinks she looks horribly fat in that dress? Let me tell you I’m from Dallas and we want her to just go away!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s nasty anyway, I hope Romo washes his hands when he’s done with her, we don’t want the Cowboys team as a whole getting gonosyphaherpalies!
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“I think she is an hillbilly animal in bed…”
Payton 
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Ah I love Jessica she is such a sweet person. We need more people like Jess in the world.
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Pregnant or just fat?
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“we need more people like Jess in the world.”
Well if no talented idiots are what you are looking for? Guess what?
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ugh, she looks like she’s morphing into Carrie Underwears in these pictures.
I wonder if Carrie and Jess’s faces morph together for Romo if he’s had one drink too many? I’m sure he’d enjoy it.
That dress is not flattering on her whatsoever.
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I don’t know what nip slip you are talking about? THis did not almost happen. She did well. I’m not even a fan. The strange hand gestures are just strange, but had nothing to do with a nip slip?
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There was NO nip slip….gawd this crap just makes me mad. It was implied that she grabbed the bodice of her dress alot(as if she was having issues with her dress) but in truth…when she sings she likes to put her hand on her chest. I dont care much for her, but I think she is most likely a decent person putting up with a load of crap from blogs and stupid gossip mags. I say just leave her alone…and to those of you from Texas…stop speaking for the whole state. Its a bit too HUGE to have one measly person speaking for it. thanks.
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I bet she sings 100 times better then all the people here criticizing her. You dont have to like a singer to appreciate to respect the fact that they are doing something that the average person can’t do!
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That was horrific! Carrie Underwood is laughing her arse off along w/ everyone else. Enough of this bimbo!
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Yowza, is that Stifler’s Mom in the top pic?
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Most of these comments are a load of crap. Dolly Parton showed waaayyy more cleavage than Jessica ever did in this dress. She looks just fine and sings just as well as any other who has sung at the Grand Ole Opry. Most of these comments sound like a jealous lover bitter at a loss. Honestly, since when does someone’s personal measure of intelligence define another’s talent? And how does someone’s body shape determine their ability to sing? Tell Aretha Franklin she lacks talent. If you don’t like her singing, fine. This is mere personal opinion, not fact. I wasn’t too keen on her song, but this has more to do with my personal taste in music than with her ability to sing. Before being so judgmental, stop and think of what your life would be like if you were judged the same.
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There’s an art to showing off cleavage that Jessica just doesn’t get. Leave something to the imagination. What’s so attractive about 2 big smashed globes hanging out? She’s setting country music back with the high hair, badly applied makeup, and funny frocks.
She defintely needs a new stylist. Who is dressing her, an aunt or some other relative? Her legs look great though.
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Oh dear! Oh dear oh dear oh dear! I’m here in Nashville, and, um, I don’t personally :like: country music, but, wow. She sucks. Hell, everybody in town can sing better than that. And image! Her hair is contrived, and I get the impression she thinks this is going to be easy – the “whole new career” thing. Don’t insult the fans like that. That song isn’t even country and the dixie chicks are turning in their boots. All she can do is play the tits card and hope the old guys are deaf. Hence, the undersized dress.
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