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	<title>Comments on: Jessica Simpson&#8217;s Grand Ole Opry debut marred by near nip slip</title>
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh dear!  Oh dear oh dear oh dear!  I&#039;m here in Nashville, and, um, I don&#039;t personally :like: country music, but, wow.  She sucks.  Hell, everybody in town can sing better than that.  And image!  Her hair is contrived, and I get the impression she thinks this is going to be easy - the &quot;whole new career&quot; thing.  Don&#039;t insult the fans like that.  That song isn&#039;t even country and the dixie chicks are turning in their boots.  All she can do is play the tits card and hope the old guys are deaf.  Hence, the undersized dress.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear!  Oh dear oh dear oh dear!  I&#8217;m here in Nashville, and, um, I don&#8217;t personally :like: country music, but, wow.  She sucks.  Hell, everybody in town can sing better than that.  And image!  Her hair is contrived, and I get the impression she thinks this is going to be easy &#8211; the &#8220;whole new career&#8221; thing.  Don&#8217;t insult the fans like that.  That song isn&#8217;t even country and the dixie chicks are turning in their boots.  All she can do is play the tits card and hope the old guys are deaf.  Hence, the undersized dress.
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s an art to showing off cleavage that Jessica just doesn&#039;t get. Leave something to the imagination. What&#039;s so attractive about 2 big smashed globes hanging out? She&#039;s setting country music back with the high hair, badly applied makeup, and funny frocks.
She defintely needs a new stylist. Who is dressing her, an aunt or some other relative? Her legs look great though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s an art to showing off cleavage that Jessica just doesn&#8217;t get. Leave something to the imagination. What&#8217;s so attractive about 2 big smashed globes hanging out? She&#8217;s setting country music back with the high hair, badly applied makeup, and funny frocks.<br />
She defintely needs a new stylist. Who is dressing her, an aunt or some other relative? Her legs look great though.
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Most of these comments are a load of crap.  Dolly Parton showed waaayyy more cleavage than Jessica ever did in this dress.  She looks just fine and sings just as well as any other who has sung at the Grand Ole Opry.  Most of these comments sound like a jealous lover bitter at a loss.  Honestly, since when does someone&#039;s personal measure of intelligence define another&#039;s talent?  And how does someone&#039;s body shape determine their ability to sing?  Tell Aretha Franklin she lacks talent.  If you don&#039;t like her singing, fine.  This is mere personal opinion, not fact.  I wasn&#039;t too keen on her song, but this has more to do with my personal taste in music than with her ability to sing.  Before being so judgmental, stop and think of what your life would be like if you were judged the same.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of these comments are a load of crap.  Dolly Parton showed waaayyy more cleavage than Jessica ever did in this dress.  She looks just fine and sings just as well as any other who has sung at the Grand Ole Opry.  Most of these comments sound like a jealous lover bitter at a loss.  Honestly, since when does someone&#8217;s personal measure of intelligence define another&#8217;s talent?  And how does someone&#8217;s body shape determine their ability to sing?  Tell Aretha Franklin she lacks talent.  If you don&#8217;t like her singing, fine.  This is mere personal opinion, not fact.  I wasn&#8217;t too keen on her song, but this has more to do with my personal taste in music than with her ability to sing.  Before being so judgmental, stop and think of what your life would be like if you were judged the same.
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		<title>By: Whitey Fisk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Whitey Fisk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yowza, is that Stifler&#039;s Mom in the top pic?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yowza, is that Stifler&#8217;s Mom in the top pic?
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		<title>By: Courtney</title>
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		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was horrific! Carrie Underwood is laughing her arse off along w/ everyone else. Enough of this bimbo!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was horrific! Carrie Underwood is laughing her arse off along w/ everyone else. Enough of this bimbo!
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		<title>By: sam</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet she sings 100 times better then all the people here criticizing her. You dont have to like a singer to appreciate to respect the fact that they are doing something that the average person can&#039;t do!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet she sings 100 times better then all the people here criticizing her. You dont have to like a singer to appreciate to respect the fact that they are doing something that the average person can&#8217;t do!
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		<title>By: Nova</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There was NO nip slip....gawd this crap just makes me mad.  It was implied that she grabbed the bodice of her dress alot(as if she was having issues with her dress) but in truth...when she sings she likes to put her hand on her chest.  I dont care much for her, but I think she is most likely a decent person putting up with a load of crap from blogs and stupid gossip mags.  I say just leave her alone...and to those of you from Texas...stop speaking for the whole state.  Its a bit too HUGE to have one measly person speaking for it.  thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was NO nip slip&#8230;.gawd this crap just makes me mad.  It was implied that she grabbed the bodice of her dress alot(as if she was having issues with her dress) but in truth&#8230;when she sings she likes to put her hand on her chest.  I dont care much for her, but I think she is most likely a decent person putting up with a load of crap from blogs and stupid gossip mags.  I say just leave her alone&#8230;and to those of you from Texas&#8230;stop speaking for the whole state.  Its a bit too HUGE to have one measly person speaking for it.  thanks.
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		<title>By: KM</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know what nip slip you are talking about? THis did not almost happen. She did well. I&#039;m not even a fan. The strange hand gestures are just strange, but had nothing to do with a nip slip?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what nip slip you are talking about? THis did not almost happen. She did well. I&#8217;m not even a fan. The strange hand gestures are just strange, but had nothing to do with a nip slip?
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		<title>By: morgs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ugh, she looks like she&#039;s morphing into Carrie Underwears in these pictures. 

I wonder if Carrie and Jess&#039;s faces morph together for Romo if he&#039;s had one drink too many? I&#039;m sure he&#039;d enjoy it.

That dress is not flattering on her whatsoever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ugh, she looks like she&#8217;s morphing into Carrie Underwears in these pictures. </p>
<p>I wonder if Carrie and Jess&#8217;s faces morph together for Romo if he&#8217;s had one drink too many? I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;d enjoy it.</p>
<p>That dress is not flattering on her whatsoever.
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		<title>By: Mr. T</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;we need more people like Jess in the world.&quot; 

Well if no talented idiots are what you are looking for? Guess what?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;we need more people like Jess in the world.&#8221; </p>
<p>Well if no talented idiots are what you are looking for? Guess what?
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