Eva Longoria gets her geek on


Eva Longoria was pictured pulling faces and looking foolish at Etoile nightclub in Paris last night with her husband of just over a year, basketball player Tony Parker. Do you think she’s trying to look stupid or that she thinks she’s actually working it?

Star Magazine has a pretty unflattering photo of Eva in their current edition on news stands now. They quote a “weight expert” who estimates she’s gained 15 pounds and says “When you’re tiny-boned like Eva, weight gain shows a lot more quickly than someone who is taller and bigger-boned.” She looks good and I don’t see what the big deal is. As long as she’s wearing form-fitting clothes like she is here you can tell she’s not pregnant as has been rumored. She sure looks dorky, but that has nothing to do with her still-tiny size.

Eva told Hello Magazine in an interview published two weeks ago that she’s still the same dress size and that “Tony loves it” that she’s gained a little weight. She also said that she’s moved into a new house and that Tony helps her feel safe. She complained “When there’s such a bounty for pictures it gets a little scary.” A bounty for pictures of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker? They’re going to have to do a lot more than dance like fools to get the press interested in them. Maybe Longoria can talk more about their sex life like she did last year.

Credit: Fame Pictures

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11 Responses to “Eva Longoria gets her geek on”

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  1. stacey says:

    I still dont get what the big deal is about her. She looks like she knows the secrets of N.I.M.H.

  2. Embee says:

    This is out of hand–this woman is absolutely tiny! Boo on Star and their stupid “weight expert” (who should be called what s/he is: an anorexia-facilitator) for obsessing over this.

  3. tc says:

    Love that dress. She is my size now and let me tell you that photos can be very unflattering to a petite size 0-2. She is not fat at all, but maybe not as toned as before.

  4. Tanille says:

    I think shes just having fun w. her husband maybe not caring so much about what she looks like. And really those pic’s aren’t all that bad, shes looks like shes enjoying herself

  5. Kaiser says:

    Yeah, I still say she’s pregnant.

    Not commenting about the Star bs, or foolishness… the dress is a pretty color, though.

  6. Gigohead says:

    πŸ˜€ my money is that she’s in the early stages of pregnancy and will not say anything. I don’t blame her. It’s her secret for her to enjoy for now.

    Those weight experts need to be evaluating obese people who need the help not this woman. Ridiculous.

  7. bros says:

    there is absolutely no way she has gained 15 pounds. what the hell? her legs are still tiny and toned. the only place she may have put on a little is in the abdomen and her face, but thats it. weight expert my ass.

  8. geronimo says:

    What’s the betting Star’s ‘weight expert’ is also OK!’s ‘handwriting expert’? πŸ™„

    But do not like this woman.

  9. notprfect says:

    I don’t really like eva much, either, but I gotta say that I don’t believe she gained 15 pounds. On her tiny body 15 lbs would be like 1/7 of her body weight and, to me, it looks more like she only gained about 5 lbs. Personally, I think she looks much better than she has in a long time. Don’t ever make me say that about her again. πŸ˜†

    That stupid weight expert would probably think I’m a friggin’ blimp. It sure makes the rest of us NORMAL weight people feel bad when these “weight experts” are calling eva longoria fat when I could probably lift her with one arm. That pisses me off. πŸ‘Ώ

  10. Recka says:

    I’ve noticed that normal people in my life are terrible at guessing weight (gain, loss, average, etc). Me included. When I lost some weight a few years ago, people I knew were guessing I lost 60 pounds… I had lost 20. I don’t believe this “expert” one bit. Five to ten pounds is unlikely to show, unless Eva were standing naked in front of us, and we were holding a picture or her naked and weighing five to ten less.

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