Eva Mendes: I’ve had sex in all 50 states


Eva Mendes has figured out a way to shamelessly promote her new line of bedding with Macys, which she designed with her longterm boyfriend, producer George Augusto. She realizes we’re not impressed with the constant topless photo shoots she’s been doing so instead of posing half naked in bed as expected she’s decided to take a different tactic and talk about her sex life. (There could still be a half naked photo shoot coming though, in fact I expect it.)

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states,” screen star Eva Mendes told Fashion Week revelers this week at the launch party for Patricia Field’s new line of “Sex and the City”-inspired fashions.

When pressed for details, Mendes assured reporters her 50 state feat was not with 50 different men.

“A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,” Mendes said, going on to note the best sex took place in Arizona and Colorado. “maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky,” she noted, “whatever it was, it was really, really good.”

And according to Mendes, the worst sex she had was in Alaska.

“I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air “sponsor a trip for me there for that purpose.”

[From Huliq via Daily Stab]

Ok, Eva, please keep the details to yourself next time. I guess this means Mendes is one of those people who keeps track of every stupid detail about her relationship, like a friend of mine in high school who saved the first condom from the first time she had sex. In Eva’s case she’s trying to go for some kind of record. Does she drive over state borders and rent hotel rooms with her boyfriend just so she can check off the state as one in which she’s copulated? Does she get drunk in remote bars and pick up local strangers from unconquered states?

I know people who try and visit as many countries as possible and find bragging rights in their extensive travels, but I’ve never heard of anyone trying to have sex in all 50 states. It sounds downright juvenile. And how is that going to sell sheets? They stay firmly planted on the bed in your house – where most people are content to get their nookie. There’s no thrill in crossing a border for most of us, although vacation sex is usually better for some reason.

Here’s a photo of Mendes’ new bedding line, thanks to People. I’d want to get away from home too if my bed was that frumpy looking.

Eva Mendes is shown at the New York Screening of ‘The Women’ on 9/11/08. Credit: Dan Jackman/WENN

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  1. Mr. T says:

    Whew, spoken like a true skank. My oh my, she inspires me to never purchase any product that her skankiness helped design. She must not like Alaska because of its Governor. How patriotic. I doubt she’s been to more than 20 states in her short lifetime (and I’m being generous). Her skankiness is only exceeded by her stupidity.

  2. MissMara says:

    As Michael Kors would put it: “Slutty, slutty, slutty!”

    (and by that I don’t mean the having sex in 50 states part, but the bragging about it part).

  3. Julia says:

    Your friend SAVED a condom????

    UGH!!!!!!!!!

    Congratulations. That is the single grossest thing I have ever heard in my life.

    I tip my hat to you.

  4. GJ says:

    Yeah, I know. I’m the guy who did her in all 50 states !!!!!!!! Lucky me !!!!!

  5. anony says:

    she’s pretty but this sounds like she’s trying to be scandalous and failing…yawns

  6. DonnaStar says:

    I really do hate her, she makes me feel like a loser sitting here complaining about her while she is out having a 50 State sex adventure.

    Eva is trying to make us feel like blogging losers because she is rich enough to go and do whatever she wants to do.

  7. Strawberry In Disguise says:

    …….with herself?

  8. Bob says:

    Someone needs to tell Eva that getting paid for sex with a complete set of “50 States” quarters is NOT the same thing as “having sex in all fifty states.”

  9. Carrie says:

    She just oozes class!!

  10. Syko says:

    I really can’t see why not liking the governor of Alaska would make you unpatriotic. I think this is still the U.S. in spite of the damage done in the past eight years, and I’m pretty sure we’re allowed to not like politicians.

    That said, I sort of like the bed. And I’m a little upset because I have only had sex in six states and at my age it’s not likely I’m going to catch up.

  11. Amy says:

    I don’t think she’s nearly as pretty as everyone makes her out to be. Something about her has always grossed me out.

    Those hideous JC Penney bedding sets aren’t helping me like her any more…

  12. Codzilla says:

    I’ve always thought that Eva looked like a Latina Jessica Simpson. Not such a good thing, in my book, but others will likely disagree.

    In regards to the 50 states declaration, it might help her sell sheets, but any hopes of saving her critically-panned waste of a movie are long gone.

  13. Lola says:

    I am trying to work out how this piece of news will impact on my life. Will call back later with the answer…….

  14. Victoria says:

    EEEWWW JULIA ( AGREE )!!!..and Congratulations to GJ…( LOL )..you must have been exhausted after all of that traveling and …you know what… I don’t think Eva needs to be bragging about her ” 50 states “….It really is so high-schoolish of her, and not very classy.

  15. Oh yeah? Well I have had sex fifty… Never mind we all know thats a lie…

  16. JaundiceMachine says:

    Without being too graphic, my boyfriend and I have simular aspirations, but it’s more about traveling and spending time together than it is for bragging rights. (Not while I’m living, anyway. I’m going to write it in my will that our accomplishment be carved into my gravestone.)
    Are we juvenile for wanting to do the naughty in all 50 states? Maybe. Are we patriotic? Hell yes!

    She is right about Colorado, though. 😉

  17. brianne says:

    Meh, I don’t see it as such a big deal as people are making it out to be. so she has an adventurous sex life, she said herself it wasn’t 50 different guys, just states. maybe its a little more info than people want to know, but at least she didn’t talk about positions or anything. I think some people need to get their bitter little buts home or out (depending on your situation) and GET LAID!!!

  18. vdantev says:

    But she’s not a whore or anything. Having lots of sex is empowering, right girls? (You poor f*cking dupes.)

  19. Dingles says:

    “…like a friend of mine in high school who saved the first condom from the first time she had sex.”

    I’m really surprised that when you typed that sentence, the internet didn’t die.

  20. Kristin says:

    Wow lots of hate for Eva. I don’t think it was slutty of her. And I don’t see any of you saying the men she slept with were slutty.

  21. vdantev says:

    Swing and a miss.

  22. Syko says:

    No hate here. I’m jealous of her. 😆

  23. Vannuccia says:

    She’s nothing but a try-hard….

  24. Igor Barreto - Brasil says:

    O que tenho que comentar de Eva Mendes, é que ela na minha opinião, a mulher mais linda desse planeta e que meu sonho seria esta frente a frente com ela e conhce-la melhor…

    Abraços,
    Igor Barreto Laranja
    Rio de Janeiro
    Brasil

  25. prissa says:

    This just maintains my feeling that she is utterly BORING. Everything about her is a huge snoozefest. She tries soooooooo hard to be interesting (I went to REHAB, but I don’t want to talk about it – oooooh me!!) but it NEVER works so she thinks up another big boring tale. She’s a bland actress with a bland life and bland looks. WHo cares Eva??? NO ONE. Blah! Boo! and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

  26. Leandra says:

    Who cares? There are more important things to worry about right now, like the dismal state of this nation.

  27. Orangejulius says:

    Spitting this out was definitely a bad move on her part. I almost feel sorry for her… at some point is she going to be embarrassed by this? Probably not, that’s just for the rest of us poor sods…

  28. cara says:

    I think she needs to make some $$$$$ and because of her reason, we shouldn’t be knocking her. I will say no more because I enjoy coming here, and when I spewed what my gut was telling me about her, I got banned from another site which I enjoyed. We’ll leave it at, girl’s got her reason, support her and leave her be.

  29. geronimo says:

    😀 syko @ 7.43!

    Really couldn’t care how much sex she’s had and where she’s had it but that bed linen is godawful. So dated and frumpy.

  30. Syko says:

    Maybe that’s why I like the bed – I’m dated and frumpy myself! 😆

  31. geronimo says:

    LOL! Not the impression I’m getting of you!! Anything but!

  32. Tommy says:

    wow in 50 States.
    Myself only in 39 8)

    Greetings from Germany
    Tommy

  33. RAN says:

    @ Lola (8:25) 😆

  34. Jeanne says:

    Okay 50 states. Thats’ probably not such a big number when you figure rock bands, performers, athletes who travel the country etc. have also probably met or come near that number. How many countries has she had sex in? And what about U.S. possessions like Guam, U.S. Virgin Islands, and American Samoa? Did she have a map or a list where she checked off each state afterwards? Did she have sex in the state capitals of each state? Did she have sex in airports, hotels, or cars? To make this story interesting we need lots more juicy details. I think it’s made up.

  35. dan says:

    she really comes of as desperate for attention.

  36. Darkvader says:

    Maybe you should read this:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,423866,00.html

    Story “Not True”

  37. Counsel says:

    I had to laugh when I saw this comment, “hew, spoken like a true skank.” What do you call Gene Simmons? If it isn’t “Really True Skank,” you are bending the gender line rather rough…

    If it was true, the sex, for all you know, was with the same person…

    Assumptions and prejudice…You seem to be full of both. If you define men any different, you are a hypocrite too…