Elisabetta Canalis gives a lap dance on stage at the San Remo festival

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For the past few days, Elisabetta Canalis has been acting as some kind of hostess/presenter woman at the San Remo Film Festival. I have no idea if that’s true. Mostly because I have no idea how this festival works, but it seems to involve lots of photo-ops, lots of stages and now, lap dances. According to the Mail:

“Elisabetta Canalis took to the stage at the 61st Italian Music Festival in San Remo in a highly provocative outfit and performed a seductive dance routine with one lucky male dancer. The 32-year-old took to the stage in a skimpy black leotard, fishnet tights, black jacket and matching trilby hat and a cane for the performance which saw her perform a lap dance to her male companion. She then fell back into her partners arms as he titled her down and pushed his hand up her thigh as she arched her back towards the floor. Elisabetta was then lifted into the air and she lay horizontally in the arms of her dance partner with her hair flowing to the floor. And if the outfit wasn’t revealing enough at one point the model removed her jacket to show leaving her bottom on full display in the low cut leotard.”

[From The Mail]

Which sounds… cheesy, right? Just wait. There’s video too. And now that I’ve watched the video… I have to say, I understand exactly why George Clooney is with this woman. It’s not just that her maternal instincts are satisfied with her dog (or Clooney in a dog collar). It’s this. She’s the kind of girl who will give this kind of stage “performance”:

She really does have a spectacular ass. Like, that alone is enough to get her a ticket to The Clooney Show, but now there’s no question as to why they’ve been together for nearly two years. Lap dances. Leather, fishnets, great ass and lap dances.

Oh, and even though the girl’s body is insane and she‘s pretty sexy (in a trashy way), she can’t dance. Like, she’s totally off cue the whole way through.

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Photos from the Sanremo festival, courtesy of WENN. Additional screen caps from the video are mine.

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  1. whitedaisy says:

    Looking pretty tranny in the red dress.

  2. Rita says:

    Someone may have mentioned this before on another thread but doesn’t Clooney throw his girls gifts and publicity just before he shows them to the door?

  3. maria says:

    That was a dance number, not a lap dance. Ugh.

  4. Marjalane says:

    It’s the jaw and the adam’s apple that trouble me.

  5. Liana says:

    she’s totally a two face. Like I said in another post, sometimes she’s drop dead gorgeous and then, in another shot, at another angle… it’s ooof.

  6. Sakota says:

    I don’t really see her looking so bad. She has strong features and it’s not like she’s any worse than established actresses who have slept their way to the top.

  7. Heavenbound says:

    Agree with Maria the header of this post was misleading…

    Her performance was painful to watch, Eli lacks charisma and talent. Her attempt at being sexy was cringeworthy. And she really has heavy masculine features, although she has an awesome body.

  8. Meow Mix says:

    Agree great body but needs to take some pole dancing lessons to learn how to be more flexible with her upper body. She doesn’t bend very well. Looks awkward. Stiff.
    Well at least she can do the splits though.
    I found it very unsexy and think she also is about to get the boot.

  9. anait says:

    She is not a dancer, she has never been a dancer and she will never be a dancer. No way, it’s not her job. But she has to do something on that stage, because she was not the host of the show, only a “valletta” that is a beautiful, tall, skinny and young girl whose duty is to smile, shows some skin and in this occasion says the name of the singers, the composers and the conductor. That’s all. Being a dancer is a hard work, hours of study and rehearsal, and for most of them low pay and no stardom. One of my best friend is a professional dancer and even if he loves his job, he tells me every time we meet how hard it is.
    Elisabetta… I don’t want to judge her. I want to believe that she is trying to do her best. Unfortunately she cannot sing, and cannot dance… and cannot act… She must have something special to get where she is! 🙂

  10. eja102 says:

    wow.
    that whole splits thing, Hot.

    the ending sucked, but she looked awesome. who cares if she was off cue and can’t dance?

    HOT.

  11. Lucy says:

    Bravo Elisabetta!!! You are finally showing your talent… A true talent (acting, dancing and lip synching! I hope she makes to Broadway, hahaha).
    Kaiser, you’re right on! she cannot dance at all, hahaha. But give her some credit, she was lip synching in English the whole time, it must be hard to do while shaking her a$$…

    Oh George, she is so entertaining to us and now we get it (not really!)…

  12. brin says:

    They had a side by side pic of her & Monica Belluci in the Daily Mail and she looks like a tranny next to Monica.

  13. Dhavy says:

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course

  14. anait says:

    She can be hot, but please, dancing has nothing to do with a split!!! Body builders can do it very well, are they dancers?
    Never ask a dancer: can you do the split? They’ll get crazy!
    And please don’t ask a dancer: Is it true that all male dancers are gay?
    These are two of the FAQ that can make a killer out of a dancer.

  15. anonymous says:

    Sex change, tranny. No wonder she says on another thread they will be no children between she and George Clooney, Elizabetha have a man’s face, sorry George.

  16. crtb says:

    I was really looking forward to seeing a lap dance. That was a dance routine!
    I wasn’t impressed however I am sure there are millions of men who were turned on. No doubt she has a very sexy body. I don’t care for her face, too angular. Not soft. She won’t age well. What we keep forgetting is that it doesn’t matter what we think, George hs been hitting it for two years, so he sees something in her that he likes. And she just showed us what it was. lol

    P.S. to me, it seemed like they slowed down the music so she could keep up. That was a simple dance number and she was all out of breath. Has she ever seen a hip hop dance show? Those girls and guys dance their azz off. They don’t just sway back and forth. She could take lessons from JLO who is 10 years older and has a banging body and face!

  17. Solveig says:

    She already said that she can’t dance.

  18. Dea says:

    This is a message to all women who “adore” Clooney. Clooney is a weirdo to be with this wooman. Like the saying “you can tell a lot by who your friend is”, so is this one “you can tell a lot for a man by the woman he keeps on his side”. This show girl was under investigation for cocaine circles in Italy and it is clear that she made it to these shows with her dirty ways, like she managed to be on the side of Clooney for almost two years. The fact she is is not in prison for that is not surprise in Italy. These people are protected by mafia and others.
    In a place like Italy where Berlusconi who sleeps with underage girls is still a prime minister, there is no surprise for a cocaine and drug addict girl to be a show girl and a show host. As long as you provide services like this to the show directors, you are good to go.

  19. Devon says:

    Bitch can’t dance. She has to rhythm or a sense of timing. I could only watch a few seconds before turning it off.

  20. Franny says:

    This routine would have been boring to watch if a real singer had been singing as well – but just awkward hip thrusts while halfway lip syncing? ugh.

  21. observer says:

    With George Clooney? No, they HAD, as in past tense, a publicity agreement. Spectacular ass? No, there are plenty of un-photoshopped pics that show what it really looks like. She’s been wearing a butt prosthetic under her pants during Sanremo. Here are some unphotoshopped pics that show her real butt: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/04/elisabetta-canalis-is-an-immigrant-in-a-pink-bikini-of-the-day
    And here is a pic from Sanremo which shows the butt prosthetic in her pants: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/16/article-0-0D37233B000005DC-775_468x543.jpg

  22. rachel says:

    She can’t dance, she can’t act, she can’t speak in english. Clooney is a dumb*ss to be with women like that.

  23. tpass says:

    She looks like Steven Tyler at the end of that performance.

  24. devilgirl says:

    She is a man.

    Oh, and what an amateur routine. I’ve seen community theater dance routines better than that.

  25. Wif says:

    @anait, I have a degree in dance, and we had a few men in our program. Something we learned was that even those who said they were gay, sometimes weren’t (it gave them social access to our change room.)

  26. Theuth says:

    Eh…SanRemo festival is a huge thing here in Italy, probably the biggest for Italian singers: presenters and hosts sing, dance and do stand-up commedy between exbititions.
    This year it got A LOT of advertising because of Elisabetta Canalis and Belen Rodrigez: both famous in Italy for their boyfriend and no more (BR especially, she’s Fabrizio Corona’s girl, ugh). Both showed how talentless they are, and that video is just one proof.
    Do you want to see something better, Kaiser? This is an interview with Robert De Niro, Canalis translated.
    It was ATROCIOUS.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL7JQV1YOUg

  27. Disbelieving says:

    Kudos to the male dancer trying to talk and toss her *ss through that pathetic routine. He earned his pay that day. She didn’t.

    Can we see his *ss?

  28. merry says:

    Yeah, once upon a time the SanRemo Festival was the festival of beautiful music, flowers and classy entertainment.
    World known songs debuted at the SanRemo competition: think “Nel blu dipinto di blu (volare)” by Modugno or “Mille bolle blu” by friggin MINA.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-DVi0ugelc
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oumCd8a6Otg
    Elisabetta at the Festival was a damn shame.

  29. Lucy says:

    Kaiser, can you please try to include Valerio (the male dancer) in the Guy hot friday segment? Thanks!
    @Anait: agree with everything you said about dance.

  30. Bidd says:

    She seems a very shallow trashy type. I keep hoping she will redeem herself but that dance routine made me cringe, her interview with DeNiro was embarrassingly bad. If GC likes her in his private life well and good but wouldn’t it be great if he kept her there? I think the world stage could do without her. I’m fed up looking at her arse. Save it for your Fidanzato!

  31. Anonymous says:

    You can see clips of the whole festival online at RAI tv.

    The sad thing is that Canalis is getting all the coverage in the UK and US but it was Belen Rodriguez, the other velina in the festival, who gave the best performances. Belen can sing, dance, and did a good job presenting.

  32. luls says:

    I wont call her a ‘bitch’ like a lot of people are doing, (even though she has a manly face and cant dance) cuz that would imply that im jealous that shes with George.

    Thankfully though, I DONT think George is all that. Never saw his mass appeal. The fact that he is with this woman and only tends to date women of her calibre, says ALOT about his character BTW.
    (in contrast to Brad Pitt for E.G, whom i believe is 1 hec of a man for choosing to be with Angelina Jolie AND landing her)

    Anywho, enjoy the booty dance ya’ll, theres no denying its entertaining 😉

  33. jinni says:

    This was like Katie Holmes on “So You Think You Can Dance” meets rhythmless Gywneth Paltrow in “Country Strong” bad. Was that her singing on the track that she was lipsyncing to? This was a crappy community center, talent show performance.

  34. serena says:

    Sanremo is a music festival, not a film festival.
    Anyway I can’t stand her, she has zero talent.

  35. Rosanna says:

    C’mon how many of us can’t sing, can’t dance and can’t act but are good enough to score a boyfriend?

    Love doesn’t depend on artistic performances, ladies, in case you haven’t figured so far.

  36. rachel says:

    but we don’t pretend to be model, actress, presenter …

  37. JenJen says:

    I just read that she was on a millionaire match making site in 2008. Maybe that is how she met Clooney when he checked transgender.

  38. Dea says:

    @JenJen, lol that is funny 🙂

    And it just posted at youtube the interview of her and DeNiro with the big title “embarrassing” for Sanremo festival.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIUE4SRDd8

  39. AngelMay says:

    She’s a weird beard.

  40. Anonymous says:

    #32 OK. But she was allegedly paid 5 zeros in Euros for this gig that required her to dance, sing, and act. I think it is fair to critique her performance.

  41. the original bellaluna says:

    Totally looks like Steven Tyler in that last shot, where she puts on the hat.

    edit: @ tpass – YES!

  42. jinni says:

    There’s nothing wrong with being unable to sing, dance, and/or act, as long as people who lack those talents don’t try to get jobs that require those skills.

  43. Liana says:

    She can’t dance, she can’t act, she can’t speak in english. Clooney is a dumb*ss to be with women like that.

    **************

    A lot of women can’t act, dance, or speak English. I don’t see what any of that has to do with someone being a girlfriend. Or even with being a model and/presentor. We all have different skill sets. And not speaking English isn’t a crime – millions of people don’t speak English.

    ____________________________

    “OK. But she was allegedly paid 5 zeros in Euros for this gig that required her to dance, sing, and act. I think it is fair to critique her performance.”

    ******************

    Sure, critique the performance (because it all kinds of sucked), but it has nothing to do with her being a good or deserving girlfriend.

    I’m wondering why Clooney seems to be such a “catch” to some people. Other than the money he has to throw around, I don’t think he’s all that.

  44. Cheyenne says:

    Ugly red dress, nice black shoes.

    I don’t get the hate on this woman. She’s no raving beauty but she looks okay to me. And evidently Clooney isn’t complaining.

  45. Kloops says:

    She’s a professional girlfriend/whore to an allegedly dirty bird and she does her job well apparently. She’s not going anywhere. Unless Clooney has found a replacement but why would he need that? I’m sure she’s fine with him getting anything his kinky little heart desires. They are a perfect match.

  46. Lucy says:

    @jinni, well said!
    @Liana: we are critiquing her performance and the English too because she says she is an actress and has worked in an English speaking country (USA).
    I wonder why she asked De Niro if he had to learn Italian for his upcoming movie. I think she wanted to send a message that she does not need to learn English to act. I guess she needs to act first that’s all. She sure can ask GC to pay for awesome acting choaches in LA.
    In my understanding, I think she is only criticized in the personal level because she manages to make stupid comments about her famous boyfriend in public and she seems to get acting gigs because of their “high-profile” relationship…

  47. guesty says:

    i like her like i like camille from rhobh. lol. that was hot. her body couldn’t be more fab.

  48. Kiska says:

    @ Brin Anyone would look like a tranny next to Monica B.

  49. lachica says:

    she really cannot dance, so she should not have done a dance routine that her partner had to literally coach her thru. pathetic.

    but she does look hot which is what i believe she was really hired for.

  50. Liana says:

    @Liana: we are critiquing her performance and the English too because she says she is an actress and has worked in an English speaking country (USA).
    **************

    That may be what YOU are critiquing (and like I also said, her performance sucked), but I was referring to THIS comment: “she can’t dance, she can’t act, she can’t speak in english. Clooney is a dumb*ss to be with women like that.” That is not a critique of her performance at an Italian music festival. That is a critique of her qualifications to be a girlfriend, according to the poster who said the above.

    And who is this “we” that you speak of? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?

  51. Lucy says:

    @Liana: As I have been following and commenting on posts about Miss Canalis, I have noticed the most of us (we) comment on her lack of acting/singing/dancing…which fits the festival. When it comes to the comment about GC being whatever the person thinks he is for dating her, I guess it comes from the whole persona she has built during her two-year relationship contract, i meant to say relationship only.

    ps: I do have a mouse in my pocket, but I can’t say who he is… Kaiser might get upset. She calls him “my little pocket boyfriend”.

  52. oriat says:

    painful to watch

  53. Solveig says:

    Just to speak clearly – but I think it’s like speaking to a deaf – she can’t act but she already acted before Clooney came in. She was in Leverage just because she’s GC’s gf and of course the producers of Leverage thought that the presence of the Italian GF’s girlfriend would increase the audience, so don’t act like they were doing her a favour. And don’t say that nobody cares about her, because it doesn’t explain this ridiculous amount of comments on her threads. Secondly, Tim Hutton’s Italian sucks, same as De Niro’s.
    Untalented whores are not just an exclusive of Italian television, Italy has learned a lot from the US (to reply to Dea) from Paris Hilton, the Kardassians and the teen moms, there’s no need to disturb the mafia to put a nice untalented girl on tv.
    She has a great body and a masculine face, but she’s far from being ugly, but I guess it takes some time to chose the worst pictures of her everytime to prove the same boring opinion.
    And before some nuts starts saying that I’m from her publicity machine, no, I’m simply stating the obvious, you can do the same if only you were able to put your hatred aside. There’s no need to be a fan of hers, either.
    I’m taking time to comment those things here, because this bullshit is becoming annoying.
    Finally there are many HW actresses who were nobodies before they hooked up with the famous man, and I’ve never heard a person calling them whores (and many of them are untalent too).

  54. Reality says:

    I think I love you Liana!

    It’s hilarious that people think the only reason GC is with her is because she’s a kinky bitch in the bedroom who doesn’t want kids. I don’t want kids either (I’m in my 20s so may change my mind) and enjoy putting on the occasional ‘show’ for my boyfriend. Is that the only reason he’s with me?

    Who cares is she can’t dance, or sing or act? She’s not auditioning to be his girlfriend and he obviously thinks she’s ‘worthy’ of him so whatever. Crazy thought, but maybe they like each other?

    And the title of this article is misleading, that’s not even close to a lapdance.

  55. jane16 says:

    Other than her perky butt, I don’t get why people think her bod is so great. She’s like 5’3″, and a size zero, very saggy boobs for only 32 and her arms & legs are like sticks. She’s the same size as my anorexic niece. I guess its true about the camera adding 10 lbs. btw, there’s an old parameter for great shaped legs, they’re supposed to touch at the top of the thighs, knees, calves and ankles. Hers don’t touch anywhere. They’re bowed out and rather short. I did think her split was impressive though.

  56. whitedaisy says:

    That’s not even close to any dance of any kind….

  57. Dea says:

    The funny part is that both the Sanremo presenters Canalis and Belen Rodriguez were probed last year in the cocaine scandal and prostitution in the club they used to go often, which investigation is not finished yet. It shows what kind of women make it to the shows in Italy and what kind of woman Clooney likes.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1298802/George-Clooneys-girlfriend-Elisabetta-Canalis-named-cocaine-probe.html

  58. Michelle says:

    That was awful. I have seen many amateur burlesque performances that were far better. Made me feel embarrassed for Clooney.

  59. jane16 says:

    What is it about her face that is so masculine? Its not the jawline, lots of women with prominent jawlines look very feminine, look at Diane Kruger in the next post. Is it the scowly smiles she makes? She never has a sweet open smile, you know?

  60. Michelle says:

    Wow There are 2 Michelle’s. Hi Michelle .

  61. Jayna says:

    People sure are ugly. She’s a pretty girl with a very pretty, natural figure. She was a very minor celebrity in Italy and is just trying to work, even if it’s this cheesy kind of thing. She seems to be in love. I don’t begrudge that to anyone. Whether it lasts or not, it always feel like it is going to.

  62. Tazina says:

    Who cares if she’s not the best dancer. It was still rehearsed and she didn’t do too badly. She’s never said she’s a professional dancer…duh!!! Cut her some slack. I love her rump – very nice and firm. And I love her confidence. I think when she dresses up and is out with George, she looks very fine indeed.

  63. As a former dancer (quit due to injury), that was awful. BUT, it was better than some other American pop-tarts that think they are fantastic. I am in no way saying she was even good, but for someone to admit that they can’t dance and then to put themselves out there that way takes chutzpa. THe split was crazy (I’ve danced all my life and could never pull that off lol).

    I will give her this. I can only hope my ass looks that good someday; with or without work.

  64. Michelle says:

    I enjoyed what I saw. The real Canalis has a great body.

  65. Frank says:

    Her ass was contained in stockings that later in the “dance number” broke! Her real ass is that one…

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/16/article-0-0D37233B000005DC-775_468x543.jpg

  66. munchies says:

    i like her beauty, i like her body and i like the fact that shes Clooney’s girlfriend.

  67. Camille says:

    I’m not a Clooney fan so I have no vested emotional interest in who he dates, and I don’t really get the hate for this chick either *shrug*. Old Cloon-Dog can date whoever/whatever he likes as far as I am concerned.

    The ‘she looks like a man’ and other hate filled comments seemed to amp up a lot after there was EC’s Twitter fiasco otherwise known as ‘Jennifer Aniston is Iggy Pops doppelganger’ and ever since then there seemed to have been a lot more nasty comments about her. More than there was when these 2 first started dating it seems anyway.

    As for her looks, in my opinion I think she has good and bad angles (like many of us!) but I think she has very pretty eyes and a great figure. She also has sex appeal/is sexy which is probably one of her main draws with Clooney.
    Out of all the ‘masculine’ looking female celebs out there (and we know who they are 😉 ) I think EC is one of the more attractive ones. *shrug*

  68. Riley says:

    He’s only 32?

  69. jane16 says:

    I don’t think she’s ugly, just hard looking. Other than her nice, perky b*tt, I don’t get why people think her bod is so great. She’s like 5′3″, and a size zero, and her arms & legs are like sticks. She’s the same size as my anorexic niece. I guess its true about the camera adding 10 lbs. Btw, there’s an old parameter for great shaped legs, they’re supposed to touch at the top of the thighs, knees, calves and ankles. Hers don’t touch anywhere. They’re bowed out and rather short. I did think her split was impressive though.

  70. jane16 says:

    EC has chosen be famous. No one forced her. I’m sure she knows there will be ups & downs to it, and doubt if she cares. Furthermore, I don’t doubt she engages in the same type of snarky gabfest with her friends that we do here. She gets to stick it to her detractors every time she gives an interview, and in person, she has an “in your face, I don’t care what you think” demeanor. In other words, she’s tough, she can dish it out & can take it with the best of them.

  71. april says:

    I think she has the power in their relationship. I think he’s in love with her more than she is with him. I do think she does love him. She could totally break his heart if she left him. He’s met his match!

  72. Az says:

    Flats? Really? Amateur. A pro would have done that dance in five inch Lucite heels and not missed a beat. Next year they should hire a real dancer… like Camille Grammer, maybe.

  73. alexandra says:

    Robert Deniro could not be more bored int the Elisabetta interview. Gurrl, she has bills to pay.

  74. lacy says:

    It’s funny how men love being the little bitch in a relationship. They want to be taken care of and bossed around simultaneously. I despise men like this. They are weak and cowardly. Is Clooney his girlfriends bitch?

  75. Newbie says:

    I’m sorry, but I laughed through the entire thing. It was hella awful. Her body is pretty good, I can’t lie. It’s not the best body I’ve ever seen, but it SURE isn’t bad. AT ALL. As for Clooney, I think he’s an annoying actor who feels he deserves a lot more credit than he actually does. I’ve never understood people fawning all over his looks, either.

  76. Newbie says:

    I actually really like that red dress. I don’t really like her tatoos with it, and her makeup is really harsh, but the dress looks awesome on her!

  77. truthzbetta says:

    I don’t think anyone hates her, she’s just not worth the effort to go that high on the emotional scale. Same reason why we’re all sure Clooney doesn’t love her.

    She’s just fun and deserving of being ragged on. This is true fame whoring but we haven’t had to see any degrading sex acts and she’s clearly not going to be in our faces for very long so it’s pretty much pure funny.

  78. Ali says:

    Sanremo is not a film festival but an italian song festival which happens every February. Elisabetta did terribly as a co-host, she was acting silly infact.

  79. truthzbetta says:

    My bad, someone does think Cloon loves. He loved his pig, and I’m not kidding. He was broken hearted over that loss.

    But this is the kind of “lady” a Cloon dates when they are determined NOT to love.

  80. merry says:

    @ Solveig. For once, I agree with you.

  81. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    definitely looks like a tranny in the red dress.. ewww

  82. REALIST says:

    Elisabetta is growing on me. She seems like she enjoys life, she’s a good sport, she and George enjoy each other (away from the bedroom-that’s all WE know about), and yes, in my opinion, she is very attractive. I don’t think she is masculine at all (definitely NOT her body), but she is probably more on the handsome side than the beautiful one (think Angelica Huston). Which means-she will age very well.
    Eli-stay away from the plastic surgery-you don’t need it.
    Good thing all the other dancers were for professional though. She can’t dance worth s–t.

  83. Diane says:

    Ok, I finally remember who she reminds me of. Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.

  84. Lucy says:

    @Solveig: I agree with you 100%!

    I never commented on her looks before (other than the photos when she was walking the dogs with no makeup).

    I think she is pretty, but lacks elegance that’s all (and artistic talent). Honestly, as time goes by I do think they love each other.

    ps: this is my last post about EC, no matter how much nonsense she decides to say in her interviews or public appearances.

  85. WhiteNoise says:

    @Solveig – great post, very well said.

  86. observer says:

    @Solveig and the rest of the “team,” the problem people have with this chick is her nasty personality and dishonesty. No one gives a crap whether she understands English, but bitch shouldn’t put out press saying she does if she can’t back it up. She has sent out literally dozens of dishonest press releases, many of them contradicting each other. Just a few months ago she sent out one saying that she and Clooney were going to have a baby, and now she sends out one saying they aren’t. The pics from her staged photo ops on boats and beaches are photoshopped before being released. She has zero credibility, and no one respects her. She’s not attractive, having both an ugly face and ugly body. Being cokewhore thin does not mean you have a good body. She’s too thin and has no feminine shape. Her legs are short crooked sticks. If she were a nice person and were at least mostly if not entirely honest, people would have given her a break, but she’s ungrateful, arrogant trash.

  87. Dea says:

    @solveig – I never said that it happens only in Italy. Believe me. If you see my comments on Kardashian topics I am totally against them as well and whatever nonsense if going on with them and other celebrity life in US. I said it referring in Italy because that is where this topic took place. And I grew up in Europe, came in US about 10 years ago and can compare cultures pretty well. Now the body of Elisabetta is a body of a cocaine user. Don’t argue about that. This woman is a total trash and you can tell just by seeing her face. She can wear diamonds all day along but she is still a trash and a bitch. And this is my OPINION by the way. You can argue back but you are not going to change my opinion or to all other commentators on her as I personally am smart enough to stick to what I see, read and feel.

    @ observer – great post, btw. Cheers!

  88. Mag says:

    @ jane16: ALL SIZE 0 = anorexic.
    REALLY? Are you FOR REAL?
    Elizabetta is NOT size 0, I can tell you that being a SIZE 0 NOT-ANOREXIC girl myself She’d be a 1 or 2. Her boobs are not saggy either. N her legs r NOT UGLY wtf? Where did you get your parameters from? A person has good legs when her calves are defined. Whats with all that thigh touching, cankle shit?
    Stop being so insecure about your own body by trashing other’s and get a life. People like you piss me off.

  89. jane16 says:

    Dear troll, really don’t care at all if I piss you off. I’m 5’8″, and have a 34″ inseam. Back when I was young & modeled, the modeling agency had me stand with my legs together to see if they touched in those four places. I have seen these lots of places over my lifetime, the exercise video, Callanetics is one of them. The instructor, who is in her late 40’s at the time, stood with quarters placed in the four places where great, really well defined legs, are supposed to touch. I have met Elisabetta and the top of my legs was about at her waist. No I wouldn’t trade anything with her, body, face, life, nothin’, thanks anyway for the snap diagnosis.

  90. jane16 says:

    Also, if you’re going to attack people, you might r’ead their comments first. I said ec was about the same size as my anorexic niece, who is 5’3′ and a size 0. I didn’t say all size 0’s were anorexic, altho here in Hollywood they probably are. If size 0 is whats beautiful to you, go for it. We’re all entitled to our own opinions and choices.

  91. Catherine says:

    She isn’t ugly but there is something about her that makes her unattractive. Her attitude, maybe?

  92. loopygorilla says:

    she isnt ugly.

    but she just looks like a pretty guy.

    her facial features are very striking and not soft.

    if she was a guy, id be like..thats a cute guy

  93. dahlia47 says:

    She’s just one of George’s play things. That’s all.

  94. MyKosmo says:

    Poor attempt at the dance number. Rather sloppy and looks so unprofessional. She would have been smart to apply herself to something more well suited to her abilities. Next!

  95. charls46 says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zntpWiSWyjY&feature=related

    Please trnslate this…she is awful!!
    omG nasty.