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	<title>Comments on: Jerry Seinfeld Microsoft ads scrapped; company says &#8216;We meant to do that&#8217;</title>
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		<title>By: Seinfeld</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seinfeld</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty sure this ad hurts microsoft more then it helped. I&#039;ve been holding off getting a mac just because I knew a *douche* of a guy who insisted on them. But this ad just may make me change my mind.

Jerry is okay though.

 -Aidan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure this ad hurts microsoft more then it helped. I&#8217;ve been holding off getting a mac just because I knew a *douche* of a guy who insisted on them. But this ad just may make me change my mind.</p>
<p>Jerry is okay though.</p>
<p> -Aidan.
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		<title>By: misecia</title>
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		<dc:creator>misecia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Compared to the ads that they replaced  them with &quot;i&#039;m a pc&quot;, the first 2 ads are potential oscar winners. come back seinfeld, we forgive you :P :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Compared to the ads that they replaced  them with &#8220;i&#8217;m a pc&#8221;, the first 2 ads are potential oscar winners. come back seinfeld, we forgive you <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: javagirl1</title>
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		<dc:creator>javagirl1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does Jerry Seinfeld ever do anything for less fortunate people?  He&#039;s got more money than God.  Yes Brangelina donates money and then releases a press statement, but vanity aside, they are still helping people.  Does Seinfeld support any cause?  I&#039;ve never heard and would really like to know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does Jerry Seinfeld ever do anything for less fortunate people?  He&#8217;s got more money than God.  Yes Brangelina donates money and then releases a press statement, but vanity aside, they are still helping people.  Does Seinfeld support any cause?  I&#8217;ve never heard and would really like to know.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who does really stupid incomprehensible ads for a multi-billion dollar company? Who are these people ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who does really stupid incomprehensible ads for a multi-billion dollar company? Who are these people ?
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good! Both Gates and Seinfeld already have waaaay too much money. Don&#039;t try to schlep products to us!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good! Both Gates and Seinfeld already have waaaay too much money. Don&#8217;t try to schlep products to us!
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		<title>By: Heidi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heidi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Har! Like when a cat falls off a chair and gets up with a look that says, &quot;I meant to do that.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Har! Like when a cat falls off a chair and gets up with a look that says, &#8220;I meant to do that.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;crapped up crap&quot;

That&#039;s awesome. I&#039;m gonna remember that phrase the next time an inanimate object pisses me off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;crapped up crap&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s awesome. I&#8217;m gonna remember that phrase the next time an inanimate object pisses me off.
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		<title>By: Jaclyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaclyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I liked the commercials, I thought they were funny. I especially liked the &quot;living with the suburban family&quot; one. 
The advertising sucked, I know, but I was mildly entertained and...well, I&#039;ve always had a bit of a crush on Seinfeld. Embarassing, I know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I liked the commercials, I thought they were funny. I especially liked the &#8220;living with the suburban family&#8221; one.<br />
The advertising sucked, I know, but I was mildly entertained and&#8230;well, I&#8217;ve always had a bit of a crush on Seinfeld. Embarassing, I know.
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		<title>By: ER</title>
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		<dc:creator>ER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I so hate Microsoft and it&#039;s stupid crappy, crapped up crap!  I want a MAC!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I so hate Microsoft and it&#8217;s stupid crappy, crapped up crap!  I want a MAC!!!
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They should just have given him the money and saved the rest of us from such annoyingness. They were too long, too winding, too meaningless.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They should just have given him the money and saved the rest of us from such annoyingness. They were too long, too winding, too meaningless.
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