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		<title>By: georgiagrl</title>
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		<dc:creator>georgiagrl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s a high maintenance phoney, who jets around to Marc&#039;s &quot;surprise &quot;birthday party after the marathon, then to Saint Tropez. Hope those twins can buy themselves some fresh, non polluted air in 20 years cause Mama is helping to wreck the environment!
Don&#039;t think for a momment one of her assistants isn&#039;t reading these blogs for her and telling her about what a non- mother she is precieved to be.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s a high maintenance phoney, who jets around to Marc&#8217;s &#8220;surprise &#8220;birthday party after the marathon, then to Saint Tropez. Hope those twins can buy themselves some fresh, non polluted air in 20 years cause Mama is helping to wreck the environment!<br />
Don&#8217;t think for a momment one of her assistants isn&#8217;t reading these blogs for her and telling her about what a non- mother she is precieved to be.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By &#039;spending every free moment with her twins&#039;, she means constantly harassing her underpaid nanny from Paraguay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By &#8216;spending every free moment with her twins&#8217;, she means constantly harassing her underpaid nanny from Paraguay.
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Big deal! So she&#039;s spending every moment she can with her kids....Okay isn&#039;t that what most of us mothers do? Why should she get kudos for that? Her career has been pretty much stalled the last few years anyway; she should have loads more free time. Maybe old Marc Anthony should be with Katie Holmes instead. They both have that sunglass wearing, les miserables look!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big deal! So she&#8217;s spending every moment she can with her kids&#8230;.Okay isn&#8217;t that what most of us mothers do? Why should she get kudos for that? Her career has been pretty much stalled the last few years anyway; she should have loads more free time. Maybe old Marc Anthony should be with Katie Holmes instead. They both have that sunglass wearing, les miserables look!
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		<title>By: Troll</title>
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		<dc:creator>Troll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If she spends every free moment with her kids, how come they&#039;re not with her in that photo taken on 9/14?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If she spends every free moment with her kids, how come they&#8217;re not with her in that photo taken on 9/14?
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		<title>By: sluggo</title>
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		<dc:creator>sluggo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chris X: &quot;She gives them a bottle and sings and they fall asleep - isn’t that what happened with Affleck?&quot;

That gets a standing LOL! Excellent!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris X: &#8220;She gives them a bottle and sings and they fall asleep &#8211; isn’t that what happened with Affleck?&#8221;</p>
<p>That gets a standing LOL! Excellent!
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		<title>By: Benny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But what exactly is a &quot;free&quot; moment?  Does it mean when she&#039;s not at the spa, or at the gym, or at a restaurant, or meeting with people, or shopping, or laying by a pool -- then, it is considered a &quot;free moment&quot;?  If so, then, yes, I absolutely believe she spends every free moment with them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But what exactly is a &#8220;free&#8221; moment?  Does it mean when she&#8217;s not at the spa, or at the gym, or at a restaurant, or meeting with people, or shopping, or laying by a pool &#8212; then, it is considered a &#8220;free moment&#8221;?  If so, then, yes, I absolutely believe she spends every free moment with them.
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		<title>By: Blanche</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blanche</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JLo hunny, do me a favor, &#039;K?
DO NOT PEE ON MY NECK AND TELL ME IT&#039;S RAINING.
thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JLo hunny, do me a favor, &#8216;K?<br />
DO NOT PEE ON MY NECK AND TELL ME IT&#8217;S RAINING.<br />
thanks.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry, but I don&#039;t believe for a minute that this self-absorbed woman doesn&#039;t have a live-in nanny. No way in hell is she dragging herself out of bed every couple of hours to feed those babies like the rest of us did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but I don&#8217;t believe for a minute that this self-absorbed woman doesn&#8217;t have a live-in nanny. No way in hell is she dragging herself out of bed every couple of hours to feed those babies like the rest of us did.
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		<title>By: Granger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Granger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doesn&#039;t anyone else think it&#039;s funny that she talks so much about how much time she spends with her kids? It makes me think she really DOESN&#039;T. I don&#039;t know any other mom who toots her own horn like J-Lo.

Anyway, regardless of whether or not she has a nanny, she needs to keep her mouth shut and stop trying to make it sound like she&#039;s still Jenny From The Block. We all know it&#039;s been years since she bought her own groceries, cooked her own meals, cleaned her own toilets, mopped her own floors, or run her own mundane daily errands, all while trying to spend quality time with your kids. It&#039;s easy to spend every waking moment with them when you DON&#039;T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doesn&#8217;t anyone else think it&#8217;s funny that she talks so much about how much time she spends with her kids? It makes me think she really DOESN&#8217;T. I don&#8217;t know any other mom who toots her own horn like J-Lo.</p>
<p>Anyway, regardless of whether or not she has a nanny, she needs to keep her mouth shut and stop trying to make it sound like she&#8217;s still Jenny From The Block. We all know it&#8217;s been years since she bought her own groceries, cooked her own meals, cleaned her own toilets, mopped her own floors, or run her own mundane daily errands, all while trying to spend quality time with your kids. It&#8217;s easy to spend every waking moment with them when you DON&#8217;T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO!!!!!!
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		<title>By: Jen (the other one)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen (the other one)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;J Lo claims she spends every free moment with her twins&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

She means her boobs, right?</description>
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<p>She means her boobs, right?
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