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It always cracks me up whenever Michael or Dina Lohan fly off the handle because someone had the nerve to criticize them or their family. Or their parenting. Or any of the other millions of things you could legitimately criticize the Lohans for. Both Michael and Dina get so self-righteous and haughty, and you can barely keep yourself from cracking up and wondering how they could have so little self-awareness.
That’s exactly what Michael did the other day. Presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s people supposedly declined an offer Lindsay made to host a benefit for him. This comes third hand, and the story is that his camp politely said no thanks because of her reputation. The unnamed insider quoted didn’t into details, call her out for anything in particular, or insult her. But the very fact that Obama’s people declined Lindsay’s offer so greatly upset Michael that he felt he had to immediately defend his daughter’s honor – even though she’s not even speaking to him.
“For Barack Obama to condemn my daughter for past indiscretions when he admitted to the exact same himself is indicative of what kind of president he would be,” Michael Lohan told Pop Tarts via e-mail on Wednesday night.
“His visions of a positive future for this country should be representative of a positive future for people as well. It is looking beyond the difficult times and letting go of the past,” Michael said. “Obviously, Obama can do this for himself and not others, when in fact a good president should have hope for all.”
“Lindsay is gifted — she has a wonderful heart and she can and will affect millions of people in a very positive way. She is here to stay,” he said. “Obama might have eight years, and then he will be giving lectures. Who knows, maybe Lindsay will give him a part in one of her movies.”
[From Fox News’s Pop Tarts]
What. The. Hell. Michael Lohan must have some severe, severe form of untreatable personality disorder. He really thinks Lindsay matters and will remain more relevant than a presidential nominee? The delusions are just hysterical.
I cannot imagine what would happen if any presidential candidate associated with Lindsay Lohan. It’d be a nightmare. That’s not the candidate’s fault. That’s Lohan’s.
Written by JayBird
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really. please stop giving this loser attention.
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Now THAT is the best endorsement Obama could get… Michael Lohan doesn’t like him.
That’s it, I know who I’m voting for now!
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“For Barack Obama to condemn my daughter for past indiscretions when he admitted to the exact same himself is indicative of what kind of president he would be,” Michael Lohan told Pop Tarts via e-mail on Wednesday night
Barack Obama flashed his lady-bits, posed as a nekkid Marilyn Monroe and slept with Callum Best?!?! Is he “adiquite” for the job?
As an aside – i first read the 3rd paragraph of Blohard’s rant as “infect millions of people”
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That bottom picture of Obama is cracking me up! “I am feelin’ allllll-riiiiiiight.” Hee hee!
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I’m sure Mr. Obama will be losing sleep over this dire situation.
Seriously, what politician in his/her right mind would want some coked up slut as an official spokesperson? These celebrities are so insulated from reality it’s mind-boggling.
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i think michael lohan is referring to the fact that obama has abused drugs in the past… which, may i comment, is a valid point.
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Obama himself has wrote on his book about his drinks and drugs when he was young.I dont see why his people had to leak they snub Lindsay.As for her father he is trying to suck up to her cause she has cut him off.I realy hope she doesnt forgive him again.
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Ok, Michael Lohan really needs to STFU. I would assume that Obama would refuse any celebrity in this situation (ScarJo anyone?). It’s one thing for celebs to endorse a candidate on their own accord, but quite another for a candidate to endorse a celeb. OMG that man seriously needs help… I officially feel bad for Lindsay for being related to such an embarrassment.
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Uh, I don’t think anyone in his campaign “leaked” his “snub” of LL.
If LL has one shred of rationality, she will totally distance herself from her parents.
Now THAT is the best endorsement Obama could get… Michael Lohan doesn’t like him.
That’s it, I know who I’m voting for now!
LOL!! Couldn’t have said it better, Diva!!
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what movie is Lindsay going to give Barrack a part????????? She have not had any good movie this year or the past year and people dont want to work whit her and I don’t think she has a production company
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STFU Lohans, just shut it for once, you worthless slags.
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ZOMG CHRIST ON A CRACKER… does NO ONE in Hollywood have any self-awareness whatsoever?
If you have ever had a “leaked” sex tape, been arrested for drug possession or DUI, been brought up on felony charges at any point, or been to rehab as some part of a court order, PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE CANDIDATE.
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Thank you, Celebitchy. I now have the gift of laughter. Funniest. Post. Ever.
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