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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ok, that girl on the pole was awesome. if she were on a scarf dangling from the ceiling it would be cirque de soliel! madonna is so laughable...why does she think she matters anymore? so lame. and also? shut up, gwyneth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok, that girl on the pole was awesome. if she were on a scarf dangling from the ceiling it would be cirque de soliel! madonna is so laughable&#8230;why does she think she matters anymore? so lame. and also? shut up, gwyneth.
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		<title>By: Frenchie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Frenchie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just saw the janet jackson post. She is sick.

1 or 2 things about the pole dancing
1) it&#039;s not diablo cody, she doesn&#039;t have her harm tatoo
2) this is not sexy, but very athetic. I say Bravo
3) by the way, girl, benjii olympics are over, sorry you are late</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just saw the janet jackson post. She is sick.</p>
<p>1 or 2 things about the pole dancing<br />
1) it&#8217;s not diablo cody, she doesn&#8217;t have her harm tatoo<br />
2) this is not sexy, but very athetic. I say Bravo<br />
3) by the way, girl, benjii olympics are over, sorry you are late
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		<title>By: Frenchie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Frenchie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As if madona would know how to play guitare, hahaha ha !
Looks like a dog humping an old stick of wood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As if madona would know how to play guitare, hahaha ha !<br />
Looks like a dog humping an old stick of wood.
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		<title>By: what</title>
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		<dc:creator>what</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that blind item guy has truly traveled back in time to the era of emperors. too bad he&#039;s not actually a mandate from heaven or leading giant armies into battle. he just makes some music.
it is so weird that celebrities are so rich for being of so little real value.

and furthermore, how does his staff/driver/et al justify to themselves fulfilling such ridiculous requests?
i know they gotta make a living, but seriously? how do you sleep at night?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that blind item guy has truly traveled back in time to the era of emperors. too bad he&#8217;s not actually a mandate from heaven or leading giant armies into battle. he just makes some music.<br />
it is so weird that celebrities are so rich for being of so little real value.</p>
<p>and furthermore, how does his staff/driver/et al justify to themselves fulfilling such ridiculous requests?<br />
i know they gotta make a living, but seriously? how do you sleep at night?
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		<title>By: Anne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That stripper was amazing!  The shoes scared me though and her muscles.  8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That stripper was amazing!  The shoes scared me though and her muscles.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna, what a true freak of nature! You may have all the money in the world but you don&#039;t have what it takes to be an actress! Move on Madonna and let your do anything to get rich teach your children something about what not to do to get where you are today!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna, what a true freak of nature! You may have all the money in the world but you don&#8217;t have what it takes to be an actress! Move on Madonna and let your do anything to get rich teach your children something about what not to do to get where you are today!
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		<title>By: Kaiser</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh.  Is the blind item really Diddy?  I *never* get Lainey&#039;s blind items - did anyone figure out that weird one about &quot;blowing&quot; second chances?

I thought for sure it was Aniston, but Lainey said no.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh.  Is the blind item really Diddy?  I *never* get Lainey&#8217;s blind items &#8211; did anyone figure out that weird one about &#8220;blowing&#8221; second chances?</p>
<p>I thought for sure it was Aniston, but Lainey said no.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>awwww... she&#039;s trying to pretend she&#039;s a real musician now- isn&#039;t that cute !!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>awwww&#8230; she&#8217;s trying to pretend she&#8217;s a real musician now- isn&#8217;t that cute !!
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s with the white top hat? I&#039;m sure &quot;Life Ain&#039;t NO Cabaret&quot; for her family. Does Madge think she&#039;s Marlene Dietrich or something? Madonna has all the warmth of an armoire.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s with the white top hat? I&#8217;m sure &#8220;Life Ain&#8217;t NO Cabaret&#8221; for her family. Does Madge think she&#8217;s Marlene Dietrich or something? Madonna has all the warmth of an armoire.
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		<title>By: Shay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like she&#039;s rubbing it against the amp/speaker.  She looks lame.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like she&#8217;s rubbing it against the amp/speaker.  She looks lame.
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