Comments on: Jessica Simpson talks about how she farts in bed, prays with Tony at night http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/ Stylish celebrity escapism Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:37:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: JaundiceMachine http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-105623 JaundiceMachine Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:11:09 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-105623 I'm not sure what's considered appropriate as far as bodily functions and sexual awareness benefits go, but I'm pretty sure it's uncouth to brag about how great your relationship is at a Rape Crisis Center. Ever hear of date rape, ya dumb bitch? Damn you and your linemen, Romo. You shall rue the day you crossed Rodgers! I’m not sure what’s considered appropriate as far as bodily functions and sexual awareness benefits go, but I’m pretty sure it’s uncouth to brag about how great your relationship is at a Rape Crisis Center. Ever hear of date rape, ya dumb bitch?

Damn you and your linemen, Romo. You shall rue the day you crossed Rodgers!

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]]> By: drm http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-104928 drm Sun, 21 Sep 2008 08:47:49 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-104928 ARgh! in JS' case its spelled 'cuntry' 8O (if CB will let that one pass the censor (grin) ARgh! in JS’ case its spelled ‘cuntry’ 8O (if CB will let that one pass the censor (grin)

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]]> By: morgs http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-104798 morgs Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:22:37 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-104798 Was it really appropriate then, to discuss at a Rape Crisis Benefit no less, her body functions and spending habits? She has said that music is just a hobby because she makes so much money from her clothing/shoe line. Please, for Christ's sake, GET ANOTHER HOBBY!!! Was it really appropriate then, to discuss at a Rape Crisis Benefit no less, her body functions and spending habits?

She has said that music is just a hobby because she makes so much money from her clothing/shoe line. Please, for Christ’s sake, GET ANOTHER HOBBY!!!

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]]> By: Courtney http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-104763 Courtney Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:18:09 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-104763 When is this fug nightmare of a girl going to finally go away? What is wrong w/ Tony Romo??? Can't wait until he gets tired of her knob slobbin. When is this fug nightmare of a girl going to finally go away? What is wrong w/ Tony Romo??? Can’t wait until he gets tired of her knob slobbin.

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]]> By: AE http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-104488 AE Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:21:48 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-104488 critic: I can’t answer that … and unless you’re Jessica Simpson, you can’t either. The point I was trying to make is that if her comments were made while introducing her songs, this would suggest a totally different picture than the “tooting, over sharing” story geared for lots of internet hits. Perception is an easily manipulated commodity, but why would we ignore or try to put a negative spin on something that can only help a worthy cause? critic: I can’t answer that … and unless you’re Jessica Simpson, you can’t either. The point I was trying to make is that if her comments were made while introducing her songs, this would suggest a totally different picture than the “tooting, over sharing” story geared for lots of internet hits. Perception is an easily manipulated commodity, but why would we ignore or try to put a negative spin on something that can only help a worthy cause?

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]]> By: critic http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-104429 critic Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:40:54 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-104429 Is Jessica grateful for the help and support of the Rape Crisis Center in promoting her new album? Is Jessica grateful for the help and support of the Rape Crisis Center in promoting her new album?

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]]> By: AE http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-103884 AE Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:12:42 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-103884 If People Mag actually did an interview, where are the questions about how she is lending a hand to women in trouble? It seems so bizarre that a few of her lines are parsed to make silly headlines while the real news is that she performed a BENEFIT for the Rape Crisis Center. Her critics might begrudge her every move, but I bet there are many women very grateful for her help and support. Oh, and I’ve got the single funniest fart story ever, but I guess I’d better save it for another time. If People Mag actually did an interview, where are the questions about how she is lending a hand to women in trouble? It seems so bizarre that a few of her lines are parsed to make silly headlines while the real news is that she performed a BENEFIT for the Rape Crisis Center. Her critics might begrudge her every move, but I bet there are many women very grateful for her help and support.

Oh, and I’ve got the single funniest fart story ever, but I guess I’d better save it for another time.

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]]> By: anonymous http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-103851 anonymous Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:51:06 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-103851 Wasn't there a story a while back about her stripping on a webcam for him when she's on the road? Does she do that before or after they pray together on their cell phones... Wasn’t there a story a while back about her stripping on a webcam for him when she’s on the road?

Does she do that before or after they pray together on their cell phones…

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]]> By: Trashaddict http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-103838 Trashaddict Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:42:05 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-103838 This woman's whole life is TMI. This woman’s whole life is TMI.

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]]> By: Jess http://www.celebitchy.com/14281/jessica_simpson_talks_about_how_she_farts_in_bed_prays_with_tony_at_night/#comment-103698 Jess Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:16:07 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14281#comment-103698 LOL! “I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.” The only talent she has. At least John Mayer can play a mean guitar. Just sayin. LOL!

“I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”

The only talent she has.

At least John Mayer can play a mean guitar. Just sayin.

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