Last week, the tabloids revealed that Jessica Simpson was getting serious about losing weight for her wedding. The proof? She hired celebrity trainer and chipmunky, bolt-on-y fraud Tracy Anderson. For the past few weeks, Jessica has barely been seen, and when she has, she’s only been photographed coming out of the gym. These photos are from yesterday – note the Yale sweatshirt. Because Eric went to Yale, get it? He’s her Yalie, and she has the sweatshirt to prove it! Also, she carrying a Louis Vuitton bag to the gym. I think the LV bag might even be her gym bag. Ugh. Last night, Farty got on her Twitter and wrote: “Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press? I always take care of myself. Eric and I could get married right now in sweats!”
[From Jessica Simpson’s Twitter feed]
Um, it’s getting press because for a while there, you had gained some noticeable weight. And it’s getting press because it is not always obvious that you “always take care” of yourself. And you could get married in sweats? DO IT!!!! I would love those wedding photos so much. Better yet, get married in your sweats, on the couch, and burp out your vows!!!
Anyway, after she worked out, Jessica decided to undo all of her good work by going to Margarita Thursday or something:
Jessica Simpson let her hair down and got her drink on with her fiancé Eric Johnson and friends at Cabo Cantina Tuesday. The 30-year-old spent the night sipping on margaritas and having a blast catching up with pals. Simpson appeared to be in high spirits, even smiling and waving to the camera once she noticed she’d been spotted!
Jessica and Eric were hanging out with her former assistant Cacee Cobb and longtime boyfriend, actor Donald Faison along with a number of other friends.
However, it wasn’t smiles and laughs all night, according to an eyewitness there was a little tension between the newly engaged couple.
“There was definitely some sort of tension between Jessica and Eric,” Chris Rodriguez tells RadarOnline.com. “She looked upset, and had a weird look on her face at which point Eric got up and walked away.”
[From Radar]
Trouble in farty, couchy, sweatpants, golddigger paradise? It was probably a minor tiff. Or maybe Jessica just let one rip and Eric was “in the line of fire” and he had to move away. You know hers are deadly.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
” Last night, Farty got on her Twitter and wrote: “Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press”
Ok, that caps it! No more JSimplton coverage! LOL @ Farty.
Hilarious! She should get married in sweats and on the couch, that way she won’t have too far to fall when she gets wasted.
That is awesome ‘burp out your vows’!!!
I can just see Yale’s pr team trying to undo the damage!!
When you’re short, just a few pounds can make a huge difference. I am sure she’ll look great very quickly.
Kaiser…please do the Xtina story, you will make it hilarious!
lol kaiser.
I will never be able to read anything about this woman without thinking about how she doesn’t brush her teeth. Dirty teeth breath is right up there with B.O. in my 3 times a day brushed mouth’s, opinion!
I love how these Macy’s/Kohls “designers” can’t even go to the gym without their super high-end stuff. Other than when they are promoting it, Jessica or JLo would never wear their own stuff, which is really just stuff that other people designed and they slapped their name on anyway.
And please, she loves press. She might just be irked that people are focusing on her weight gain/loss.
It seems like any high profile girl starts working out this trainer, Tracy.
Her marriage goes to hell.
Maybe, Tracy the trainer, will be the one who finally runs off Mr. Johnson.
But I still like Jessica. Even if she did lay out a silent one, that cleared the booth.
Yeah, working her hand to her mouth maybe.
oh sweetpea, no one cares. seriously. 😉
@Marjalane
What’s this about not brushing her teeth?
#12
Jessica Simpson has said, on more than one occasion, (and I know that the celebitchy sisterhood will back me up on this, because I’m too lazy to find a quote) that she doesn’t brush her teeth very often- just a quick swish of mouthwash sometimes….and there may have been something about never changing her underwear either, but I might have made that part up because it just seemed to fit. She’s a dirty girl.
I can see her exercising: open the fridge, close the fridge…
She’s farty, she’s trashy, but goddamnit, look at her – even coming out of the gym she is so naturally pretty it’s just unfair.
Me coming out of the gym? No amount of designer sunglasses could make that look OK.
Oh, poor girl. I don’t find those nicknames funny as she probably has some kind of undiagnosed food intollerance, which can be pretty painful; Lactose intollerance, in particular, can make for some deadly gas. =(
Jessica is sucha fartypants.
@Marjalane
That’s just … ewe. I seem to remember hearing she was not very clean, but I wasn’t sure.
Whatever issues she has, she has really great skin. She’s one of the few stars that actually look better with less make-up on.
she is just dumb and filthy rich, once you dig celebs can really be disappointing.
geesh
Aly- Here is the link to the story:
http://www.celebitchy.com/100317/jessica_simpsons_dentist_is_shocked_that_there_are_people_who_dont_brush_daily/
She also doesn’t wash her hair very often. She waits until it smells.
I’ve never heard anything about her not changing her underwear though. I mean, she probably doesn’t, it’s just not been confirmed! ha.
Seriously she grosses me out, I imagine her the type of girlfriend to bring her boyfriend into the toilet to look at her proudest giant shit ever, then chase him round the house with a booger on her finger.
You are so right, Homer! Then she’d put a picture of her giant turd on twitter and when the tabloids commented on it, she’d twitter, “Yes, I posted a picture of my giant turd. I have normal bodily functions. I don’t know why this is news worthy.”
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#14, you’re my new hero!!! Hey, do you remember the so-called rumor that her boyfriend said he wouldn’t marry her unless she dropped the poundage? Looks like it was true!
And it’s a Yale sweatshirt that she is wearing – no, she isn’t looking for attention at all. Please.
And of course, it’s a Yale sweatshirt that she is wearing – no, she isn’t looking for attention at all. She just wore that in front of a pack of paps who just happen to catch her in all of LA? They were there at the exact time that she happened to be exiting the property? Please.
Why does everything with her revolve around the guy? Like he is some prize? No job, no independence, no ambition, no prospects and having been paraded around like a piece of meat for months now on display as nothing more than her latest accessory, he clearly has no backbone.
Can you imagine the stupidity of the offspring of these two?
He is laughing all the way to the bank. Bet he is reworking the pre-nup for more cash – which he will get. Now that the sister is getting divorced, creepy dad Joe needs to sell a relationship success within that family so they don’t look failures and that they were the reason that the marriages failed. Both kids divorced before they turn 30. Not great stats within one family. Especiialy one that sell exclusives to the tabloids again and again using their relationships as the only way to hold onto any relevance in the entertainment industry. A wedding is a great positive PR exercise to detract from anything nasty that comes out of the divorce.
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