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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;New rule- you have to have had a life first before you can be commissioned to write (or have written for you ) a memoir. I&#039;m looking at you TOO, Miley Cyrus.&lt;/b&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New rule- you have to have had a life first before you can be commissioned to write (or have written for you ) a memoir. I&#8217;m looking at you TOO, Miley Cyrus.</b>
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		<title>By: Hollz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hollz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Diva- Well said, I personally love Kelly
Codzilla- I don&#039;t think any of them were, but still her writing a book....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Diva- Well said, I personally love Kelly<br />
Codzilla- I don&#8217;t think any of them were, but still her writing a book&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Were Katie Price&#039;s books all memoirs? I thought she wrote one about ponies or something, too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Were Katie Price&#8217;s books all memoirs? I thought she wrote one about ponies or something, too.
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		<title>By: Diva</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kelly writes a advice column in a newspaper in the UK, and while I&#039;m sure she has someone guiding her, she gives sound advice.

The fact is, there are people who identify with a number of her struggles and admire the fact that she&#039;s been able to, for the most part, move beyond them.

And there are people who are simply interested in what it must have been like to grow up the child of Ozzy Osbourne.  That, in and of itself, is an experience worthy of writing down.

Kelly was a teenage brat, you&#039;re right, but she&#039;s done a pretty decent job of growing up.

If Katie Price can write a dozen best selling books, I think Kelly Osbourne can write one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kelly writes a advice column in a newspaper in the UK, and while I&#8217;m sure she has someone guiding her, she gives sound advice.</p>
<p>The fact is, there are people who identify with a number of her struggles and admire the fact that she&#8217;s been able to, for the most part, move beyond them.</p>
<p>And there are people who are simply interested in what it must have been like to grow up the child of Ozzy Osbourne.  That, in and of itself, is an experience worthy of writing down.</p>
<p>Kelly was a teenage brat, you&#8217;re right, but she&#8217;s done a pretty decent job of growing up.</p>
<p>If Katie Price can write a dozen best selling books, I think Kelly Osbourne can write one.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll skip this literary turd, thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll skip this literary turd, thanks.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s loving the Osbournes got to do with Kelly&#039;s nepotistic book deal? I loved the show  but neither Jack nor Kelly has done a single creative thing on their own worthy of attention. The Ozzy gravy-train runs and runs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s loving the Osbournes got to do with Kelly&#8217;s nepotistic book deal? I loved the show  but neither Jack nor Kelly has done a single creative thing on their own worthy of attention. The Ozzy gravy-train runs and runs.
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s too young and uninteresting to have memoirs. What&#039;s she gonna talk about--her childish fights with Jack, walking around mounds of dog poop in the Osborne mansion, swallowing tons of prescription pills daily and shrieking at her mother? Please. She&#039;s a horrid little brat!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s too young and uninteresting to have memoirs. What&#8217;s she gonna talk about&#8211;her childish fights with Jack, walking around mounds of dog poop in the Osborne mansion, swallowing tons of prescription pills daily and shrieking at her mother? Please. She&#8217;s a horrid little brat!
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		<title>By: SolitaryAngel</title>
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		<dc:creator>SolitaryAngel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love the Osbournes, but with the crappy comments already posted, forget it. No use defending anything. :evil:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the Osbournes, but with the crappy comments already posted, forget it. No use defending anything. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif' alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Syko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Syko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I think about all the aspiring authors who actually have something to say and who would say it in an interesting way that would make me want to read it, this kind of thing just pisses me off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I think about all the aspiring authors who actually have something to say and who would say it in an interesting way that would make me want to read it, this kind of thing just pisses me off.
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		<title>By: chaz</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chapta one: i was born ozzy osbournes daughter.
chapta two: i got alittle pudgy, and had a failed music career produced by my fatha
chapta three: lost some weight, got a book deal because print is dead.
chapta 4:.......... the end!

here, now she doesn&#039;t even have to write her own book! :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chapta one: i was born ozzy osbournes daughter.<br />
chapta two: i got alittle pudgy, and had a failed music career produced by my fatha<br />
chapta three: lost some weight, got a book deal because print is dead.<br />
chapta 4:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. the end!</p>
<p>here, now she doesn&#8217;t even have to write her own book! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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