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Last week, “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox got her male fans all in a cold sweat when she recounted her fling with a bisexual stripper. A newspaper reporter from Palm Beach, Florida, tracked down Megan’s mother in Vero Beach and asked her about her daughter. As you might imagine, poor mom was mortified, and she gave some humorous insight into Megan’s upbringing – she also spilled the beans on Megan’s status with her 90210-boyfriend, Brian Austin Green.
Darlene Tonachio, 56, happens to live in Vero Beach. She’s a real estate sales agent specializing in trailer parks, and she manages a retirement community near Naples.
“I love my daughter dearly,” said Tonachio who, believe it or not when you look at her picture, was made a grandma twice over by her other daughter. “But Megan is, well, Megan. She’s open and honest. She’s a real person, which is refreshing. I know she has a good sense of humor, and I take this interview in that context.
“Is it all true? I don’t know. It’s possible she made it up just like it’s possible that it happened. I doesn’t really matter to me.”
Which led to this question about Megan’s affinity for strip bars. Fox, a frequent dweller in diverse “Hot” lists, spreads around another story in LaLaLand. According to a source, Megan first walked into a bosom bazaar at age 16 when, as a junior at St. Lucie West Centennial High School, she and friends trekked south to Club Peekaboo in Lake Worth.
There, the story goes, precocious Megan delighted everyone with gyrations at the proverbial pole – while keeping on her clothes.
“I doubt that she did that while living with us,” said Mom, “The poor child was grounded most of her life. She’d be punished for something silly, and she’d mess up again before her grounding period was over. So we’d tack time on.”
Tonachio, meanwhile, said it feels “totally surreal” to be the mom of an actress often described as the next Angelina Jolie.
“As a mom, I look at Megan as my baby girl,” she said. “It’s hard to believe that other people look at her like in that way (as a sexpot).”
Tonachio explained Fox, known for her piercing baby blues, started getting attention from movie types while still at St. Lucie West. So, Tonachio decided to move the family to Los Angeles while Megan finished school through correspondence courses.
Mom returned to the Treasure Coast last year while Megan stayed behind, steaming up the big screen in 2007 when she first appeared in the blockbuster Transformers leaning into the engine of a Camaro.
“When I saw that scene at the premiere, I went ‘Wow,’ ” Tonachio recalled. “I knew that would bring her some attention. But I thought it’d be with boys 12 to 16. I didn’t realize that the age range would go from 5-year-olds to 45-year-old men.”
Speaking of dudes, Fox is hooked up with Brian Austin Green, one of the stars of the 1990s series Beverly Hills, 90210.
“Actually, they’re engaged,” says mom. “They don’t have a wedding date, but I like him. He’s a little bit older, but that brings Megan some stability.”
Aren’t moms totally embarrassing? If I were famous, I would not let my mother anywhere near the press. I am not at all surprised to hear that young Megan was grounded most of her childhood – she seems like the textbook bad girl troublemaker! But she does seem like she’d be kind of fun- as long as you didn’t leave your boyfriend alone with her or anything.
Megan Fox is shown at the Eagle Eye premiere on 9/16/08. Credit: Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos
Written by MSat
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what is she doing to her face? She is not looking as naturally pretty/gorgeous as usual. Kinda different in a fake way’
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Dude I SO CALLED IT! The story is so fake.
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I kinda hate her. Damn her perfect pretty face and body.
Ok, ok, I don’t HATE her, but I sure as hell wish she’d stop being so hot, damn it!
I guess it does make me feel a little better to know that she’s making up stories to try to make herself seem hotter(like the biotch needs to.
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Wake me when there’s someone interesting to talk about.
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Of course she made it up! It sounded so fake — isn’t “Nikita” a man’s name in Russian, anyway? What an idiot — she’s trying to be Angelina Jolie so bad, it’s embarrassing.
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I hate that open mouth pose thing she’s always doing like in the first pic.
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Okay, I see evidence of lip injections already, got the hair extensions going and I’m sure the implants will be next. Yep, she’s on her way to becomming yet another hollywood plastic fakie… Why can’t ppl just leave NATURAL beauty alone!! There’s no reason to enhance natural beauty with fake comsmetic surgery. dummy!
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she may make stuff up, I don’t care…she is fantastic to look at and I would totally take the name “nikita” if she wanted to have a “fling” with me!
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Megan Fox may have fabricated a lesbonic lovestory to garner more attention for herself amongst her male constituency?! We’re not talking about the same Megan Fox who uses her body and looks to get roles in Hollywood films, are we? Shocking!!!
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I also thought her story was fake. at the age of 18 how can you afford to buy any stripper gifts. she was so lying!
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She always looks like such a skank, and these pics make her look like she’s totally full of herself. I still don’t get all the hype about her. Yeah, she’s pretty, but so are a ton of other girls that DON’T look like high class hookers. And I use the term “high class” loosely.
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Hey whatevs…any news on the cat?
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Mouth closed = Total Hottie
Mouth Open = missing a chromosome
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I new this was bull as soon as I read it ,all young hot starlets want to look or sound more horny than they are,and when she said the girl was Russian and named Nakita ,thats when I realy new it was untrue,that is the biggest Russian name in the world,that and Natasha ,also a big tv Russian name,and I also thought that if it was not cause true,if Meagan,would have done this the Russian girl would have told the Tabloids as soon as Meagan got so popular,and gave half of the money to the Russian mob that brought her to U.S,every starlet from Jessica Alba ,to ,J.BEIL,,to Scarlet ,and Keira all have story like this ,porn stars do the same shit to make themselves look horny and wild, since they were 13,the all have these Penthouse forum stories ,thanks for the Truth Meagans mom,and GQ jumped all over it, without even cheking if there was a Nakita in this go go bar that Meagan was going to for 2 weeks,such a little liar ,But she still cool,just need a god story for GQ,but she did’nt think about this storie very long,and dont think Mom is protecting her,cause she is’nt
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This just in: For her next interview, Megan ups the ante by admitting to a hot threesome with two Russians … a short guy named “Boris” and a tall chick named “Natasha.” No word yet on any moose/squirrel bestiality, though it could happen.
And I agree with all of the comments about her mouth. If I want to look at slack-jawed blankness all the time, I’ll go buy one of those singing bass plaques.
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LOL good one sluggo
this girl is beautiful and has a great body, but that’s all she’s got. her personality sucks and her IQ is that of a 2X4. i doubt she’ll be anything near angelina jolie – angie uses her brain!
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Megan is one of the few celebs of her sort (and by her sort I mean more noted for her appearance than her resume) that I like. I read the GQ interview in its entirety and decided after her comments in regard to Disney that she’s pretty amazing.
Also, it’s clear that she hasn’t succumbed to the scripted, publicist pleasing interviewee that most celebs are. Her comments may come off slightly vulgar and daft, but I feel like I was reading a real interview for once.
Edit: As far as the stripper name being made up, don’t most strippers operate under bullshit names in the first place? If anything, I’d question the validity of this story because the stripper’s name wasn’t fake enough. Candy or Kitten or RoxXxy would be worlds more authentic.
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To be fair, how many of OUR parents really know the things we got up to as kids? I know my own mother, who I adore with all my heart, is pretty damn clueless about a lot of the stuff I did “when I was grounded and in my room”.
It’s the parents lack of knowledge about the things we did that allows us as responsible adults to still make eye contact with them.
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hey sister teaches at my school. haha
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also the school she went to for high school :]
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Megan Fox is currently onboard the USS Stennis filming for Tarnsformers 2. She refuses to speak with or take pictures with the crew. She has turned her back on the very people who allow her the freedoms to persue her dreams. What a piece of work! She threw a hissy fit yesterday and ran to her room. She is on a Navy vessel that is deployed, a carrier full of 5000 men and women who were stupid enough to be excited about her presence. Would it have killed her to be kind to people who protect us for 48 hours of her life. She is incredibly selfish and unkind. It is important to note that Tyrese Gibson however stayed up all night and sang to the crew in the hanger bay taking as many pictures with the crew as they wanted.
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Gina, you know a disturbing amount about this total stranger. What’s your mother’s birthday? How old will she be?
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This girl is so friggin retarded. I initially liked her but this whole fake persona she has going is the biggest turn-off of all time. You can tell shes so crazy insane and the numero uno thing that guys dont like is crazy wack jobs who lie for attention.
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Jeeze i would be ultimately embarrassed if I were her. I find it hysterically funny why she has no idea why people compare her to Angelina. umm maybe its cause she injected her lips, dyed her hair dark with extensions, has tats similarily placed where Ang has them, got gapped breast baggies, talks about sex as often as possible, and tries to pretend she is bisexual. Where are the differences is the question?
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The differences? Really? Angelina Jolie is a classy lady who has talent in acting. Angelina’s face structure is far more superior and she doesnt need to act like she’s sexy in order to be sexy, its in her damn veins naturally.
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