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		<title>By: Bryanna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bryanna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The differences? Really? Angelina Jolie is a classy lady who has talent in acting. Angelina&#039;s face structure is far more superior and she doesnt need to act like she&#039;s sexy in order to be sexy, its in her damn veins naturally.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The differences? Really? Angelina Jolie is a classy lady who has talent in acting. Angelina&#8217;s face structure is far more superior and she doesnt need to act like she&#8217;s sexy in order to be sexy, its in her damn veins naturally.
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		<title>By: Lina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jeeze i would be ultimately embarrassed if I were her. I find it hysterically funny why she has no idea why people compare her to Angelina. umm maybe its cause she injected her lips, dyed her hair dark with extensions, has tats similarily placed where Ang has them, got gapped breast baggies, talks about sex as often as possible, and tries to pretend she is bisexual. Where are the differences is the question?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeeze i would be ultimately embarrassed if I were her. I find it hysterically funny why she has no idea why people compare her to Angelina. umm maybe its cause she injected her lips, dyed her hair dark with extensions, has tats similarily placed where Ang has them, got gapped breast baggies, talks about sex as often as possible, and tries to pretend she is bisexual. Where are the differences is the question?
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This girl is so friggin retarded. I initially liked her but this whole fake persona she has going is the biggest turn-off of all time. You can tell shes so crazy insane and the numero uno thing that guys dont like is crazy wack jobs who lie for attention.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This girl is so friggin retarded. I initially liked her but this whole fake persona she has going is the biggest turn-off of all time. You can tell shes so crazy insane and the numero uno thing that guys dont like is crazy wack jobs who lie for attention.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gina, you know a disturbing amount about this total stranger. What&#039;s your mother&#039;s birthday? How old will she be?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gina, you know a disturbing amount about this total stranger. What&#8217;s your mother&#8217;s birthday? How old will she be?
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		<title>By: Gina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Megan Fox is currently onboard the USS Stennis filming for Tarnsformers 2. She refuses to speak with or take pictures with the crew. She has turned her back on the very people who allow her the freedoms to persue her dreams. What a piece of work! She threw a hissy fit yesterday and ran to her room. She is on a Navy vessel that is deployed, a carrier full of 5000 men and women who were stupid enough to be excited about her presence. Would it have killed her to be kind to people who protect us for 48 hours of her life. She is incredibly selfish and unkind. It is important to note that Tyrese Gibson however stayed up all night and sang to the crew in the hanger bay taking as many pictures with the crew as they wanted.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Megan Fox is currently onboard the USS Stennis filming for Tarnsformers 2. She refuses to speak with or take pictures with the crew. She has turned her back on the very people who allow her the freedoms to persue her dreams. What a piece of work! She threw a hissy fit yesterday and ran to her room. She is on a Navy vessel that is deployed, a carrier full of 5000 men and women who were stupid enough to be excited about her presence. Would it have killed her to be kind to people who protect us for 48 hours of her life. She is incredibly selfish and unkind. It is important to note that Tyrese Gibson however stayed up all night and sang to the crew in the hanger bay taking as many pictures with the crew as they wanted.
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		<title>By: Josue</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey sister teaches at my school. haha
:]

also the school she went to for high school :]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey sister teaches at my school. haha<br />
:]</p>
<p>also the school she went to for high school :]
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		<title>By: Ohforf</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ohforf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To be fair, how many of OUR parents really know the things we got up to as kids? I know my own mother, who I adore with all my heart, is pretty damn clueless about a lot of the stuff I did &quot;when I was grounded and in my room&quot;. 

It&#039;s the parents lack of knowledge about the things we did that allows us as responsible adults to still make eye contact with them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To be fair, how many of OUR parents really know the things we got up to as kids? I know my own mother, who I adore with all my heart, is pretty damn clueless about a lot of the stuff I did &#8220;when I was grounded and in my room&#8221;. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s the parents lack of knowledge about the things we did that allows us as responsible adults to still make eye contact with them.
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		<title>By: cassie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Megan is one of the few celebs of her sort (and by her sort I mean more noted for her appearance than her resume) that I like. I read the GQ interview in its entirety and decided after her comments in regard to Disney that she&#039;s pretty amazing. 

Also, it&#039;s clear that she hasn&#039;t succumbed to the scripted, publicist pleasing interviewee that most celebs are. Her comments may come off slightly vulgar and daft, but I feel like I was reading a real interview for once.

Edit: As far as the stripper name being made up, don&#039;t most strippers operate under bullshit names in the first place? If anything, I&#039;d question the validity of this story because the stripper&#039;s name wasn&#039;t fake enough. Candy or Kitten or RoxXxy would be worlds more authentic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Megan is one of the few celebs of her sort (and by her sort I mean more noted for her appearance than her resume) that I like. I read the GQ interview in its entirety and decided after her comments in regard to Disney that she&#8217;s pretty amazing. </p>
<p>Also, it&#8217;s clear that she hasn&#8217;t succumbed to the scripted, publicist pleasing interviewee that most celebs are. Her comments may come off slightly vulgar and daft, but I feel like I was reading a real interview for once.</p>
<p>Edit: As far as the stripper name being made up, don&#8217;t most strippers operate under bullshit names in the first place? If anything, I&#8217;d question the validity of this story because the stripper&#8217;s name wasn&#8217;t fake enough. Candy or Kitten or RoxXxy would be worlds more authentic.
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		<title>By: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa</title>
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		<dc:creator>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL good one sluggo

this girl is beautiful and has a great body, but that&#039;s all she&#039;s got.  her personality sucks and her IQ is that of a 2X4.  i doubt she&#039;ll be anything near angelina jolie - angie uses her brain!</description>
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<p>this girl is beautiful and has a great body, but that&#8217;s all she&#8217;s got.  her personality sucks and her IQ is that of a 2X4.  i doubt she&#8217;ll be anything near angelina jolie &#8211; angie uses her brain!
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		<title>By: sluggo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This just in: For her next interview, Megan ups the ante by admitting to a hot threesome with two Russians ... a short guy named &quot;Boris&quot; and a tall chick named &quot;Natasha.&quot; No word yet on any moose/squirrel bestiality, though it could happen.

And I agree with all of the comments about her mouth. If I want to look at slack-jawed blankness all the time, I&#039;ll go buy one of those singing bass plaques.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This just in: For her next interview, Megan ups the ante by admitting to a hot threesome with two Russians &#8230; a short guy named &#8220;Boris&#8221; and a tall chick named &#8220;Natasha.&#8221; No word yet on any moose/squirrel bestiality, though it could happen.</p>
<p>And I agree with all of the comments about her mouth. If I want to look at slack-jawed blankness all the time, I&#8217;ll go buy one of those singing bass plaques.
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