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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would like to say to whomever believes that Courteney Cox did the leaking, you are terribly wrong, Courteney is very protective of Jennifer. Although she probably had something to do with the break-up. I do believe she said that therelationship was &quot;unhealthy for Aniston&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would like to say to whomever believes that Courteney Cox did the leaking, you are terribly wrong, Courteney is very protective of Jennifer. Although she probably had something to do with the break-up. I do believe she said that therelationship was &#8220;unhealthy for Aniston&#8221;
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		<title>By: Prosy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Prosy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jen and John make an adorable couple.  He is very intelligent, and  fabulously talented.  She seems like a class act.  If she can tame him down (he is still young and places a high priority on his work in the field of music which he is very serious about).  They should get married and have 2 kids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen and John make an adorable couple.  He is very intelligent, and  fabulously talented.  She seems like a class act.  If she can tame him down (he is still young and places a high priority on his work in the field of music which he is very serious about).  They should get married and have 2 kids.
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		<title>By: KERRI</title>
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		<dc:creator>KERRI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cheyenne, I ditto EVERYTHING you mentioned.  JA is known for her personal pathetic life than her movies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cheyenne, I ditto EVERYTHING you mentioned.  JA is known for her personal pathetic life than her movies.
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		<title>By: mishy</title>
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		<dc:creator>mishy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who cares what she does! it&#039;s her life...let her live it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who cares what she does! it&#8217;s her life&#8230;let her live it
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		<title>By: Cheyenne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cheyenne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To doodah:  ROTFLMBAO @ &quot;talented comedic actress&quot;.  She can&#039;t get a distributor for &quot;Management&quot;, the trailers for &quot;Marley and Me&quot; were dreadful (the dog was the only one that looked good), &quot;Travelling&quot; is on indefinite hold, and &quot;He&#039;s Just Not Into Your Whiny Ass&quot; has been put back not once, but &lt;i&gt;twice&lt;/i&gt;, and will probably end up as an STV (Straight To Video).  

She ought to just chuck the whole absurd notion that she&#039;s an A-list Hollywood actress; she never was and never will be.  She stopped being A-list once she stopped being Mrs. Brad Pitt, and she was never much of an actor to begin with.  If she&#039;s smart she will return to TV and maybe she can pick up a few sit-com roles as somebody&#039;s mother; rather than hanging around Hollywood and continuing to be a laughing stock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To doodah:  ROTFLMBAO @ &#8220;talented comedic actress&#8221;.  She can&#8217;t get a distributor for &#8220;Management&#8221;, the trailers for &#8220;Marley and Me&#8221; were dreadful (the dog was the only one that looked good), &#8220;Travelling&#8221; is on indefinite hold, and &#8220;He&#8217;s Just Not Into Your Whiny Ass&#8221; has been put back not once, but <i>twice</i>, and will probably end up as an STV (Straight To Video).  </p>
<p>She ought to just chuck the whole absurd notion that she&#8217;s an A-list Hollywood actress; she never was and never will be.  She stopped being A-list once she stopped being Mrs. Brad Pitt, and she was never much of an actor to begin with.  If she&#8217;s smart she will return to TV and maybe she can pick up a few sit-com roles as somebody&#8217;s mother; rather than hanging around Hollywood and continuing to be a laughing stock.
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		<title>By: Ssshush</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ssshush</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jen....

You can most definitely do better than the ugly duckling!
:D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen&#8230;.</p>
<p>You can most definitely do better than the ugly duckling!<br />
 <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: trivia</title>
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		<dc:creator>trivia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t like her, but I really hope this is not true. Jennifer can do so much better than JM. Stick to GB. And stop coattail hanging!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t like her, but I really hope this is not true. Jennifer can do so much better than JM. Stick to GB. And stop coattail hanging!
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		<title>By: Merseybeat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Merseybeat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True story:  My ex-girlfriend drunk dialed me yesterday after cheating on me with a musician who wrote a song called &quot;Drunk Dialin&#039;.&quot;  Somehow, I resisted the opportunity to throw it back in her face.  It was probably the hardest thing I&#039;ve ever done in my life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True story:  My ex-girlfriend drunk dialed me yesterday after cheating on me with a musician who wrote a song called &#8220;Drunk Dialin&#8217;.&#8221;  Somehow, I resisted the opportunity to throw it back in her face.  It was probably the hardest thing I&#8217;ve ever done in my life.
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		<title>By: doodahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>doodahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jennifer Aniston:

1- Beautiful with amazing body (well, it&#039;s Hollywood and somehow this attribute always makes it to the top of the list)

2- Talented comedic actress with a lot of credits to back this up.

3- Bank balance large enough to float 2 small countries accrued from/result of 1 and 2.

Honestly, I see more truth in her employing a team of people to starch and iron $10,000 in crisp twenties, another team  to lay it on her bed before she rolls around in it naked yelling &quot;I&#039;m ritch bitches!&quot; than I do in any &#039;sources&#039; claiming that she has this much time to be pining for John Mayer... and lip &#039;surgery&#039;? Jeeez, I&#039;d hardly call someone shoving a syringe full of cow&#039;s ass fat into them as &#039;surgery.&#039;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jennifer Aniston:</p>
<p>1- Beautiful with amazing body (well, it&#8217;s Hollywood and somehow this attribute always makes it to the top of the list)</p>
<p>2- Talented comedic actress with a lot of credits to back this up.</p>
<p>3- Bank balance large enough to float 2 small countries accrued from/result of 1 and 2.</p>
<p>Honestly, I see more truth in her employing a team of people to starch and iron $10,000 in crisp twenties, another team  to lay it on her bed before she rolls around in it naked yelling &#8220;I&#8217;m ritch bitches!&#8221; than I do in any &#8216;sources&#8217; claiming that she has this much time to be pining for John Mayer&#8230; and lip &#8216;surgery&#8217;? Jeeez, I&#8217;d hardly call someone shoving a syringe full of cow&#8217;s ass fat into them as &#8216;surgery.&#8217;<br />
Puh-lease&#8230;
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		<title>By: Sweet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Daisy! YAY! Sox fan here!
Ugh, it is so like Jennifer to be a Cubs fan.. LOL! J/k.
Anyhoo, i doubt this story but still, nobody should be crying over douchebag John Mayer. He is so self absorbed and his music is not that unique.  I would hardly be surprised to hear that he fabricated this story especially after all those stories that he calls the paparazzi. As for drunk dialing, i sent a sober dirty instant message to a female friend of mine as a joke but accidently sent it to the wrong screenname and sent it to a ex boyfriend of sorts... let&#039;s just say he got blocked.. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Daisy! YAY! Sox fan here!<br />
Ugh, it is so like Jennifer to be a Cubs fan.. LOL! J/k.<br />
Anyhoo, i doubt this story but still, nobody should be crying over douchebag John Mayer. He is so self absorbed and his music is not that unique.  I would hardly be surprised to hear that he fabricated this story especially after all those stories that he calls the paparazzi. As for drunk dialing, i sent a sober dirty instant message to a female friend of mine as a joke but accidently sent it to the wrong screenname and sent it to a ex boyfriend of sorts&#8230; let&#8217;s just say he got blocked.. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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