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Kid Rock at the VMAs on 9/7/08. Credit: Jody Cortes / WENN
A few weeks ago, Ellen Degeneres had professional bimbo Pam Anderson on her talk show as a guest. Since she doesn’t know how to do anything else, Pam took off her clothes and pranced around in a bikini on the show. Today, when Kid rock appeared on Ellen’s show, the talk show host showed him the clip of his ex-wife and asked him to “explain her to me” Kid responded with the classic “sign of the cuckoo,” to great laughter. When Ellen asked him if he was still friends with the former Baywatch star, and he gave a very honest answer.
It seems like every time a celebrity couple calls it quits, we hear the same boring requisite response that, while things may not have worked out, they’re still going to be lifelong pals.
Whatever.
That’s why it’s so refreshing when a guy like Kid Rock comes along and tells it like it is. During an appearance on today’s Ellen DeGeneres Show, he talks about his current relationship with his married-six-months-before-getting-divorced ex, Pamela Anderson.
After showing Kid a clip of his former missus doing a little striptease on the show a couple weeks ago, Ellen proceeds to ask if he and Pam are still tight.
“Not really,” the singer says. “If I saw her somewhere I’d say hi, but I try not to go in the same circles. I touched stove, stove was hot, I think I’ll not touch stove anymore.”
Sounds like it’s true what they say: If you want an honest answer, simply ask a Kid.
[From E! Online]
It’s pretty well-documented that I think Kid Rock is a tremendous douchebag, but even I got a kick out of that response. He may be gross, but if I was forced to choose whom to set next to on a plane, Pam or Kid, I’d go with Kid. At least you can sort of have an entertaining conversation with him. As for Pam being the human equivalent of a “hot stove” – I’d say these days, she’s got a few burners out.
Here’s the video:
Written by MSat
Posted in Ellen DeGeneres, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson
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Why does he have a tattoo that says “PAUL” ?
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So, Kid’s stove has herpes?
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Hot stove? How about a wet mess of VD?
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Well, I’m sure he experienced burning genital itch afterward.
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I think his son’s name is Paul?
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Paul was Kid’s cousin who committed suicide.
Kid’s son is named after him (Robert).
just the little things you learn living in Detroit.
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“I’ve seen it.”
We all have, dude, we all have. Still, that was pretty funny…
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Who in their right mind would marry this used up whore? Why would anyone have her on their show? Desperate? What will this whore tell her boys when they are older? Pick a slut like me? She is way too old and has been to be going on any show and prancing in a bikini. This is one screwed up whore.
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Hot stove with a massive yeast infection.
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I love Kid!!
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I love Kid too!
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Ditto…I LOVE Kid too!!!
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Me four!
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Now tell us some ish we didn’t know Kid?….LMAO! Is it the issues of VD as CB folks already said…or is it honestly the Hep B issues? Either way she is a H.A.M.!
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I usually don’t post in Blogs but your blog forced me to, amazing work.. beautiful …
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Just wondered if you have many people that comment and do you answer them.
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Cool pic,but the video didnot work for me
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