My (imaginary) husband was worried about me! I’d been spending this whole week focusing on Michael Fassbender’s gorgeous ginger ass strutting the New York City streets, and boning some chick up against a window, PLUS Clive Owen has been writing me dirty, mustache-ride love letters all week. Gerard Butler knew that my devoted attention to Scottish dong had been compromised. So he stepped out yesterday with damp hair, looking slender and lovely. He’s even flashing me a dirty grin! Oh, Gerard. You Scottish devil. I can’t quit you.
The Daily Mail made a big deal about Gerard dyeing his hair too – remember the Touch o’ Grey just a few weeks ago? He had lovely silver streaks around his temples, and they were driving me crazy, in a wholly inappropriate and lustful way. And now he’s dyed it. Boo! Well, he looks younger, I’ll give him that. But my man is 41 years old – maybe it’s time to have a little grey, you know? Especially since it looked so dashing on him.
Sigh… I love this man. When is he going to propose already?!?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
He can’t propose to you, Kaiser….not while he’s with me…lol, put the shank down.
any guy that dyes his hair, I mean not for a role or anything, but just because, I don’t know, I don’t like it. it puts me off. his appeal is rugged man. hair dye just doesn’t mix in with that for me.
I think he is sending you a signal Kaiser. He is a cutie though.
A mustache ride with the “Butmeister” made lead to a Velcro calamity. Bring scissors.
It would be super if he would run a comb through that mess.
brin – STAND DOWN SLUT.
I love Jerry with a little bit of grey. It suits him much better, it’s O.K. to have some gray at his age, embrace it, besides dyeing the hair and not the beard alway looks unnatural or strange to me in some way.But gray or no gray I’ll fight to the death for him Lol.
LMAO! Love ya Kaiser, but I will fight for this Scottish dong (at least til HGF comes along)!
While Kaiser and Brin are distracted with the bitch fighting I will have some Gerry dong over tonight to give him some highlights and get rid of his greys in the nether regions. (squeal)
At least he didn’t dye his beard. I thought the grey looked very sexy. I wish he’d shave that neck, though. I get itchy just looking at it.
Bring it, bitches!
@Quest
“greys in the nether regions.”
That is definitely inside information that neither brin nor the Kaismeister made public. Love a three-way bitch fight. Shanks at 20 paces.
Rita girl, I ain’t complaining, it’s rather enjoyable.
Gerry doesn’t seem to mind and I am not complaining (hello) about dying any greys down there. (It will worth the ass-whooping from Brin and Kaiser later)
Quest – SLUTS.
*searching for homemade slut shank OF DOOM*
*sob*
I can’t believe you bitches are fighting me over Gerry. The beauty of this Scottish dong is that most of you prefer the pretty boys that I couldn’t care less about.
Ugh mushy-face neck beard makes another appearance. Shocking.
It’s those bad boys…gotta love’em (and their dongs)!
Geez…what was in my cheerios, today?
not doing if for me. Brin and Kaiser, you can keep him
he hasn’t looked hot since Tomb Raider. Remember that prison scene?
If you can’t quit GB, Kaiser, it will mean more Fassy and CO for me.
Yay! Thanks!
Bring on the weekend!
(I hope Mr Nanea will be busy preparing some work-related stuff…)
Is he prepping for a role? I know he’s got some “scheduled to begin filming” stuff coming up, so maybe that’s what the new color is about.
Never fear, ladies…we all know that the artificial color will eventually fade (or be clipped), so our beloved Biscuits will get back to looking like his ever-luscious and uber hunky self sooner than you think. Just give it some time.
@Bailey…what about “300” (a/k/a “my wet dream”)?
Gerry, blah blah blah… Moving on to the good stuff…
DAYUM! DOUBLE DAYUM! Those “up against glass” pictures are… um… WOW! I would have thought that movie folk could get away with something like that! Doesn’t it break public indecency laws or something?! I’m not offended, but I’m amazed tat someone didn’t call the cops on them!
God, I loved him in 300!! nice nice nice.. love gerry
A shave and a haircut would do him wonders.
Dammnnn his arms look good in these pics… immediately my thoughts turn to him throwing me against a wall
shanks @ 30 paces! God, this is why I love this site! most opportunities to LMAO! Thank you – all of you!
I’ll ref, if Rita will lend me a whistle.
Ok, he’s pretty, but I wouldn’t haul out the Toledo Steel shank with the damascene haft. If Kaiser got shanked, what would we do for HGF?
!!!
Sorry Kaiser, well..not really but.I like a manly man other people can have/fight over the pretty boy Lol.
I never had a thing for the Butler, but I have to admit it starts to change… Billy Boyd has the cutest scottish accent btw.
Brin, he was wearing too much. I didn’t like the hair. okay, I’ll give him dibs for the abs.
@sapphire
“You know how to whistle don’t you? You just pucker up and blow.”
(Not sure how old you are but maybe someone can help us with the movie and the actress that said it)
Someone needs to teach G how to shave his neck properly, not the half shaved look he always sports. I start to think he really doesn’t know how.
The man has been worked out so much. Remember the moobs? Totally GONE. He looks as fit as ever. Since he started to grow longer hair the needle on the hotness gauge went kabunk. Love his eyes.
@ Johnny Depp’s Girl *sigh* how can you tell it’s Friday Lol. I never realized that he was even in the movie 300 until everyone kept referring to him in that movie,I didn’t even recognize him!but I agree! he did look GREAT!and to me he still does but their are so many people wanting the “Scottish Dong” ahead of me I might have to start taking things into my own hands LOL.
@ Rita It was Lauren Becall can’t remember the movie sorry but it was with Bogart.
Sigh. I lust him.
Wow, he does look really good. I like grey myself, but I especially like the longer, wavy look. Yum.
I actually like him.. but every time he talks or I look at his mouth.. it is a turn off..
something is just off.. but to each his own.
He looks WAY TOO OLD for 41, more like 50!
Holy crap. I can’t believe this is the same sloppy moobs sporting Gerry we were snickering over 6 months ago. Dude looks HOT! *pant pant*
@Rita It was Lauren Bacall in To have and have not. I believe it was her first movie.
@Kaiser I love me some Gerry but not like you, Not gonna mess with a forever dong!!!
I support any obsession that results in this many random, fine ass pics of a delicious man. What a bod. What eyes.
He’s kind of a crowd pleaser. He’s actually as pretty as any pretty boy, as rough and studly as any bad boy, looks grown MAN instead of a wimpy actor baby, and somehow he doesn’t look like he has an STD. Colin Farrell looks like he needs shots, this guy might be bad but the appeal is wide. And what an accent! His smile is almost naughty but not like he’d beat you, well some of you would request and then maybe he would. He always has an open, inviting smile though even when some pap bothers him on the street. Too hot. He loves you, he loves all of you.
Like a rougher Hugh Jackman. But I would not throw down with any hardcore fan for this guy. I lust him too, but you bitches are crazy. I bet some of you’d do a “reverse Sheen” and beat someone up and then pay HIM for sex. LOL
Ohhhh he is Heaven with those tonz of hair, that grey bearded neck, those countless lines on his 41 year-old face…Oh, he is divine-like perfect! Gain some weight Gerry, I don´t care. You are so manly gorgeous and attractive, there simply isn´t any possible way this man could ever get near being just “alright”. He´s a miracle, and I am on my knees!