Jessica Simpson takes her K-Fed to London, scandalizes nation with torn jeans

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This photo might be my favorite photo ever of Jessica Simpson and her K-Fed, Eric Johnson. I like what it says about the couple. Jessica looks kind of drunk, and her attention is being pulled to something else (probably something shiny). Meanwhile, Eric is diverting her, while simultaneously grabbing her purse. It says a lot.

Anyway, these are new photos of Jessica and Eric in London and New York. They were in New York for several days while Jessica had some business meetings – and Eric came along to those meetings, just because. Then she flew him to London, where I think Jessica is doing press for her clothing line. Apparently, they’re staying at Claridge’s, and last night they went to Whiskey Mist and partied and drank until the wee hours of morning. According to the British papers, Whiskey Mist has a dress code. Jessica wore torn jeans – not the kind of “elegance” the British wanted in their establishment, but still, they let her in.

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  1. Sumodo1 says:

    Money can’t buy you class, my friends.

  2. DGO says:

    Ha! This paragraph is comedy gold!:

    “This photo might be my favorite photo ever of Jessica Simpson and her K-Fed, Eric Johnson. I like what it says about the couple. Jessica looks kind of drunk, and her attention is being pulled to something else (probably something shiny). Meanwhile, Eric is diverting her, while simultaneously grabbing her purse. It says a lot. “

  3. hatsumomo says:

    OH god, I HATE those jeans. Both my sisters have similar jeans full of holes like that and it irritates me to no end. And they wear them even when its COLD, how do you expect to stay warm when you can see you knees through a brand new pair? And when I go to the malls, I always see these style jeans. No way in hell am I paying forty bucks for something I can do myself at home to an old pair of jeans. Arrggh, I must be getting old. Those jeans arent even cute either, they make all outfits look trashy in my opinion.

  4. guesty says:

    Still staring @ the handbag & a thumbs up in the second pic. LOL.

  5. mln76 says:

    ITA with DGA what a brilliant first paragraph.

  6. YAY says:

    I love the jeans! I wear mine a lot. I enjoy it when people get offened by my holy jeans – makes me laugh!

  7. Kaye says:

    Holy crap. I never noticed it before but they could be brother and sister. Anyone else see a resemblance, or is it just Monday?

  8. brin says:

    @Kaye….they probably are…lol.

  9. t says:

    Did anyone else read this blind and think it sounded like Eric Johnson and Jessica Simpson…

    Friday, February 25, 2011
    Ted C Blind Item

    We are really starting to feel sorry for Lucretia Johnson.

    Last time we checked in on the quasi bloated, not preggers blond babe, she was seriously turning to alcohol to cope with her seemingly downward spiral. She’s just not what (and where) she used to be, career-wise, ya know?

    Adding to Lucretia’s woes, her newest beau (with whom things have gotten quite serious since we last checked in) is making matters worse. Much.

    See, it appears as if L.J. and her dude are on the marriage track.

    Unfortunately for Ms. Johnson, what she doesn’t know is that despite tabloid appearances, her man has “no intention” of ever walking down the aisle with her, claims an insider.

    In fact, he is so grossed out by her, impeccable sources tell us, that he’s still sleeping with his ex!

    At a cheap nail salon in L.A., the ex was bitching to her manicurist about her ex’s new high-profile romance:

    “He has been f–king me practically during their whole relationship.”

    If that wasn’t bad enough, apparently Lucretia’s dude (who’s blah in every way, hint, hint) was also talking about how “disgusted” he was with Johnson, admitting he was only using her for her money and fame.

    Thing is, Ms. Johnson plays into this, totally. She’s completely his sugar mama and is cutting out friends who try to tell her that she’s just being used.

    Apparently, the ex lady admitted they stopped doing the nasty behind Lucretia’s back because the dude needed to keep up appearances in the press that he and Johnson are totally in love.

    Could this get any grosser?

    Wake up and smell the future, Lucretia! It’s only going to get stinkier if you keep hanging with guys like this.

    And It Ain’t: Kim Kardashian, Selena Gomez, Britney Spears

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/02/ted-c-blind-item_25.html

  10. Bailey says:

    what is with her and all these purses? a different purse for each day.
    He is K-Fed

  11. Abby says:

    Hugh Hefner coat???

  12. Oi says:

    is it the flash or does he have some gray?

  13. PrettyTarheel says:

    @T: Thought it was her originally, but I’m leaning more towards Christina A. for that one.

  14. Diane says:

    He just can’t take his eyes off her purse!

  15. liz says:

    I just can’t get over how much vapidity is in this woman’s eyes making her appear exceptionally dense. You know she has got to be like a tall wall in conversation. Baffling how a person doesn’t even have to be intelligent have a successful business anymore. I’m nauseous.

  16. jensational says:

    he’s even wearing one of her coats! LOL!!

  17. truthzbetta says:

    This hot mess is no longer hot. The mess is on fire though.

  18. InVain says:

    He screams douche.

  19. Coco says:

    @Pretty~Agreed!

  20. coexxi says:

    what is even worse: there are thousends of couples where one “trotts along” with the other without contributing much. normally it is just the gal and not the guy….

  21. the original bellaluna says:

    Ever notice his initials are E & J? Hmmmmm…

  22. caramia says:

    Whatever does Jess carry in those purses, she reminds me of a monkey with a new toy?

  23. MikeyAngel says:

    Coexxi, that is very sexist. Who are you to say it is usually the gal. I know a lot of hard working chics who support their deadbeat husband/boyfriend/baby daddy/F-buddy.

  24. Kim says:

    Her new and less improved K Fed! This guy is ugly & just gives off a leacherous vibe big time.

  25. Kim says:

    t – sounds like Jessica AND Christina Aguilera!

  26. Isa says:

    I think the blind item is about Jessica because her engagement was highly publicized and all over the tabloids.

    Which makes me sad for her. With that and the blind item that I thought was her about the engagement being a PR stunt and that they had a break up date set, I’m pretty sure that she won’t marry him. (I can’t seem to find that blind item anymore.)
    Anyway, I guess it’s a good thing if she doesn’t marry him, just be prepared to read interviews about finding herself and how she’s gonna be okay.

    I love jeans with holes in them. But, they are super casual. I also have my jeans that don’t have holes in them. I love me some Levi’s. And I would not show up to a place with a dress code in jeans, period.

  27. Isa says:

    Also, she reminds me of a puppy dog. She seems like she’d be super happy to see you, always. Greet you at the door with a smile on her face.
    She seems like she’d get her feelings hurt easily and make you feel horrible for getting onto her for chewing on your shoes.

    I took it too far, didn’t I?

  28. SweetReverie says:

    @ 27 Isa: I don’t think you took it too far. It does sound like her. She seems sweet but also needy and extremely sensitive.

  29. bex says:

    No.7 it’s not that he could be her brother, he looks just like her father!!!

  30. coexxi says:

    @MikeyAngel
    I didn’t want to be sexist… I’m a (independent) woman myself. But is a fact that most RICH guys have a trophy wife… and now the rich women start to play the same game. And as we know that about 99 % of the worldwide property belongs to men it is a matter of fact that most “freeloaders” are women. Obviously a reason is that in most relationships the woman earns less than her partner. I didn’t say I like it!