I’ve noticed a recent trend the past few months – whenever I see new photos of Jude Law, I burst out laughing. There’s just something about his face lately, the way he dresses, the way he poses for the camera, and what he’s been doing… it’s all hilarious to me. The look on his face is often “I’m a naughty boy, and I’m fabulous!” I think that’s what gets me. There’s a smugness to him, but he’s self-aware enough to laugh at himself.
Anyway, these photos are of Jude at Carnival in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. Jude is likely getting PAID for his appearance, because why else would he be doing this amazing photo-op? The lovely blonde he’s with is Brazilian TV host Hebe Carmengo, who interviewed him and then tried to nail him in front of the cameras. She’s AMAZING.
Oh, and YES, somebody is definitely getting pregnant with a Law Baby in Brazil. His sperm will not be stopped!
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I bet he is a stock owner in Trojan by now. Especially after that slip up in NY. He is now officially triple bagging the penis.
But I still like him. Bad decisions and all. 🙂
Somehow, I still find him hot.
No doubt!
lol Great write up Kaiser! The orange love in the air photos are really inspiring.
Man I’m ready for spring to come. Law sperm or no Law sperm.
yikes! he’s robin williams hairy.
LOL @ 4. I was just going to say he’s like ape-ishly hairy. All but his sad little hairline. I don’t know how anyone can find him attractive. I think he’s a little too “fancy” for me.
See, I don’t wanna like this greasy, smarmy little asshat, but then he brings out the chest hair and I end up thinking, “sign me up, I’d be the next Law bastard baby mama.”
He agreed to wear a hideous shirt cause he knows (or is it his genetic matter?) many, many women, me included, will say, “Oh, your shirt is HORRIBLE. Let me take that off you right now. Much better.” And that’s how his sperm will triumph and continue to spread.
The host’s name is Hebe CAMARGO
I’m flying to BRAZIL!
With his multiple slip-ups and what-not, I STILL haven’t figured out yet how Sienna managed to evade being one of his baby mamas.
@junk537r- I thought it was just me who thought that about him…somehow IMO, there’s always a shot of him standing, sitting, gesturing or otherwise postured like he has some sugar in his tank!
Even though he’s obviously kind of a sleaze I still find him sooo sexy. Horrific tacky orange shirt and all…
The look on his face is often “I’m a naughty boy, and I’m fabulous!” I think that’s what gets me. There’s a smugness to him, but he’s self-aware enough to laugh at himself.
That is perfect way of putting it. And it what’s makes him quite hard to resist, I think 😀
I still love him, even with his puzzle hair piece and wandering dong!
He totally is fabulous
all I could do is holler and laugh at the title of this post..
priceless
unfortunately, I am still attracted to him, smh
A total fop! That being said- I still would.
i loves me some Jude too — naughty by nature, but i sure don’t hate ya !! ; -)
I’m brazilian and he’s promoting a beer brand, just like Madonna did last year at carnival. Hebe is The host in Brazil, she’s 80 and she always kiss the people she interviews…and she really is amazing!
If so, then out of pure desperation. Look up other pictures, he looks utterly miserable.
Yeah, Hebe Camargo is the biggest TV host in Brazil. She kisses everyone, just like she did with Jude Law.
Oh man, his expression in the first photo is hilarious.
That’s Hebe CaMARGO, a Brazilian tv host — almost everybody knows who she is here since she’s been around for more than 50 years! (she’s 82 years old now, and has recently beaten peritoneum cancer). Oh, and like FeferGreen said, she kisses all her guests on the lips.
@ Kaiser:
Jude is likely getting PAID for his appearance, because why else would he be doing this amazing photo-op?
Not likely. He’s definitely getting paid. Brahma (a beer brand) always “invites” (translation: they pay a ridiculous amount of money for them to show up and wear that hideous t-shirt) international celebrities for its sponsored VIP room during the Carnival parade in Rio de Janeiro. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife have been to it.
He is totaly HOT HOT HOT!! just adore him on the 1st pic! ALFIE was just the right movie for him!!! some how! haahaa
IMPREGNATE ME JUDE LAW I’M A FINE AZZ BRAZILIAN GIRL
no, jk
I love Jude. He’s a decent human being who’s a great father and does humanitarian work for a TON of worthy causes. I don’t care that he screwed up with some 3rd-rate model in NY; I don’t care about the “Nanny-gate” or any other tabloid crap that gets blown out of proportion. And it’s not his fault that his train wreck of an ex-wife blames her mental problems, i.e. cutting herself, depression, post-natal issues, drug use, etc., and everything else on him in her stupid attempt at an autobiography. To his credit, he went to court to block her from posting pics of their children in her book because he didn’t want them exploited.
As for the whole Sienna thing, she’s a home-wrecking slut and WAS one BEFORE he hooked up with her. He WASN’T married to her–or ANYONE–during the time of the nanny incident, and she’s been the cause of a ton of relationship breakups in her past. BOO HOO HOO, poor Sienna! Jude’s not any more promiscuous than anyone else, especially in Hollywood, and everyone screws up.
What pisses me off is that none of these crap tabloids—or any other type of media, apparently–ever covers all the GOOD things that he does. He’s been involved in all sorts of charity work, including being one of the major supporters of Peace One Day, being a involved with cancer organizations, women’s causes, Make-A-Wish, and numerous other things.
He’s gone to other countries to support various causes benefiting children, including those in 3rd world countries and even taking his own kids with him to Africa on Christmas holiday one year to give them perspective on things, helping with relief efforts and the like.
Bottom line is that there’s a LOT that impresses me about Jude Law. He’s intelligent, well-spoken in interviews, and apart from the one or two screw-ups he’s made in his private life, he’s a decent human being. Even WITH those screw ups, he’s a decent human being. It just makes him human like everyone else. He’s always pleasant and well-mannered in public, and he doesn’t get wasted or drunk & wind up on the news in a court room every other week, beat up women or do anything else that warrants jail time. I’d say apart from a few mistakes–like everyone–I can’t find anything objectionable about him. Not to make him into “St. Jude” or anything, but someone needs to present the positive things about him that are always overlooked in favor of the 1 or 2 sensationalized things that everyone seems to dwell on & keep rehashing like a reheated leftover.
Plus he’s really easy on the eyes…and I actually like the way he looks now more than he was younger. Something about maturity that makes him sexier than ever…