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Heather Mills does a lot of tacky and self-centered things. In fact, most of the things she does fall under one (if not both) of these headings. Combined with her apparent belief that she is better than everyone, the woman is generally intolerable. So what does she do to improve her image now that she’s moved to America? Well she offers to strip off her clothing for Peta. Though presumably the leg stays.
SHE HAS spent years trying to shake off her smutty image, now former glamour girl Heather Mills could be set to return to stripping for the camera – only this time for charity. Sir Paul McCartney’s ex-wife… has expressed strong interest in fronting a campaign for animal rights activists Peta (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).
A source close to the star said: “Heather prides herself in speaking up for those without a voice.
“She is a vociferous supporter of and has worked closely with countless animal charities including Peta and Viva! She is willing to do whatever it takes to get people to listen and stop abusing the rights of animals. She says she would love to pose for one of Peta’s campaigns.”
A spokesperson for the organisation said they had not yet been contacted by Mills and declined to comment on her suitability.
[From the Daily Express]
Heather, the last thing anyone wants to see is you naked. You are easily the least sexual woman in the world. I tried to think of other clichéd examples like Rosanne Arnold and Bea Arthur – and if I had to choose between the three of you, I would gladly make out with the other two first. Multiple times. If you do this, people are going to start eating more chicken to piss you off. In fact I have a vague idea what neighborhood you live in, and I think it’d be a really good idea for me to visit every single KFC within a one mile radius, just to be safe. I’ve been craving something that’s still attached to the bone *shudder*.
Seriously , Heather, I realize your heart is probably in the right place on this one, or at least a better place than normal. But you will save a lot more animals by keeping your clothes on.
Here’s Heather Mills serving up some vegan meat in the Hunts Point neighborhood in the Bron on September 20th. Photographer: Gary James. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Heather Mills, Nude, PETA, Photos
23 Responses to “Heather Mills wants to pose naked for Peta”
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Ewwwwwwwwwww.
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You said it Syko!
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In honor of Heather, I am grilling a big porthouse steak tonight..in fat Al Gore’s honor, I have built a B-i-i-g charcoal fire. They both suck.
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Interesting that she’s forgotten how much the public hates her, AND how much PETA doesn’t want her, all in one fell swoop. I guess all that money must buy the best booze, ’cause wet brain is the only way I can explain how she thinks PETA would actually have her. As I recall, the main reason she does not currently work with them is because they see her as bad for their image. That’s priceless, coming from PETA. Speaks volumes.
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Oh GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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The only thing this will accomplish is to get people to buy more furs to cover that bitch up!
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If she poses nude for PETA it’ll stand for Plenty Excrutiating To All.
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I believe the phrase that best explains my feeling about this is, “Do not want!”
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Definitely agree with Jaybird: Heather is not even remotely sexy.
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Whatever physical beauty she may or may not possess is effectively canceled out by the 6 or more layers of case hardened money sucking psycho bitch she’s encrusted with. No Sale.
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Why bother doing it again? You can see quite literally all of her naked body all over the internet by accident. I’m still scrubbing my eyes.
The perm and the red ensemble. where did I put that gun, must erase image any way possible.
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I could definitely see her on a Greenpeace rubber raft out in the Arctic somewhere.
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err… PUKE!
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Gag me with a spoon……
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@ gg:
:lol:
P.S: Try bleach–almost worked for me!You KNOW she’s lying–she’s a die-hard “hot dog” lover.
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For fkkssake rather see Yoko before her.
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Heather said in her latest Hello interview that she’s given most of her divorce settlement away to charity and has used the rest to invest in causes ‘close to her heart’. Now this. She’s a saint.
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No, thank you.
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Wow, this woman wants to be famous for nothing SOOOOO bad!!
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Someone needs to pull off her fake leg and hit her upside the head with it! God I am SO SICK of her!
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No one cares what these aging MILF wants or will do since Sir Paul left her.
All this hype is to get her to be relevant again and it is not working.
Take your 25mill pounds and shut up-we don’t care about you any more since your former Ex outed you on your whacked out view of reality.
Get help so we can all live in peace again…
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Everyone has already seen Heather Mills naked, it’s all over the place! Her vagina looks like baggy curtains made of year old roast beef slices and the amputated leg isn’t even close to sexy. She should stick to topless, then maybe she can help PETA instead of hurting it.
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Is it just me or does the graffiti over her left shoulder in the top image look like it’s flipping her the bird?
“serving up vegan meat in the Hunts Point neighborhood”… is that like the apex of all hunting?
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