Brad Pitt’s new, greased-back mobster look: surprisingly sexy or not hot?

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Is it wrong that I find Brad Pitt attractive with his Goodfellas styling? Is it wrong that I want to touch his greased back hair and have him tell me “Fuggadaboutit”? Because I am genuinely disturbed by these turn of events. I’ve always thought Brad was an attractive man – too pretty in his early years, eventually maturing into a handsome-not-pretty man in his late 30s. But I’ve never really been hot for him. I’ve never wanted to wrap my legs around him, honestly. But these “greasaball” photos are doing it for me, though. What is wrong with me?!? Anyway, these are new photos of Brad filming Cogan’s Trade in new Orleans on Wednesday. Here’s a bit more:

While the city of New Orleans was celebrating Fat Tuesday with parades and plenty of partying, one Big Easy resident wasn’t in the French Quarter clamoring for beads. Just three miles away in a warehouse in the Bywater section of town, Brad Pitt reported to the set of his new movie, Cogan’s Trade, which he’s also producing. In it, the leading man, who sported an all-black ensemble with slicked-back hair and long sideburns, plays a mob enforcer.

According to one eyewitness, when Pitt arrived back in New Orleans on Monday, “He genuinely seemed excited to be back in town. Brad waived to fans and had a huge smile.”

After spending the night at the family’s home in the French Quarter, Pitt had an early call time on Tuesday. “Brad arrived on the set bright and early,” a source says. “He was in a great mood and sipped a coffee while chatting with the cast and the crew.”

Angelina Jolie, who has been working on both Kung Fu Panda 2 and her directorial debut, which she’s filmed in Europe, is expected to join Pitt in New Orleans soon, along with their children.

Pitt’s Cogan’s Trade costars include Javier Bardem, Casey Affleck and James Gandolfini.

“Everyone on the movie is very excited that they get the opportunity to work with Brad,” a source tells PEOPLE. “He seems like a very nice guy.”

[From People]

Oooh, Brad AND James Gandolfini? AND JAVI?!? Fuggadaboutit!!! God, this movie is working every bizarre erotic button I have. If they throw in John Malkovich, I’ll just melt into a puddle of throbbing, bizarre libido.

Also: you know that Javi is totally hot for Brad too, right? Javi has given several interviews about how beautiful and smart and amazing Brad is, and how their dongs might touch one day. God, I love homoeroticism. I want a Javi-Brad love scene in this film.

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123 Responses to “Brad Pitt’s new, greased-back mobster look: surprisingly sexy or not hot?”

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  1. brin says:

    Kaiser you are really excited about this! It does sound like a good mob movie with plenty of good dong…see you at the cinema!

  2. Quest says:

    I would recommend watching this movie at home, cause there is gonna be some exploding undies when this show ends and the clean up may be a bitch after looking at Brad in these photos and the cast listing. Nice

  3. Isa says:

    Sorry but he doesn’t do it for me…..
    Not attractive at all.

  4. Eve says:

    But these “greasaball” photos are doing it for me, though. What is wrong with me?!?

    You have issues. Come on, your main dong is Gerard Butler!

    BTW, have you (Kaiser) seen The Losers? I watched it recently…Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chris Evans (I realized he’s my shamefuck) and your Idris Elba are in it. You should check it out.

  5. tapioca says:

    Not hot.

  6. silken_floss says:

    He will ALWAYS be hot me UNF UNF!

  7. Kaiser says:

    Eve – I do tend to like men who veer into “trashy”. God, Brad is really doing it for me here.

  8. Chicoulina says:

    Very very Hot!!!!His hair looks great this way!!

  9. Debra says:

    His look is a reflection of the skank.

  10. Eve says:

    Eve – I do tend to like men who veer into “trashy”. God, Brad is really doing it for me here.

    Yeah, I got that when you described the way you were attracted to Ethan Hawke. Maybe that’s because they sort give you the vibe of being a great, meaningless f*ck.

  11. K says:

    I’m getting a massive “Fight Club” vibe from these shots. Not that he looks like Tyler Durden here, but I think of those great cut scenes of him f*cking HBC and that raw, dirty, awesome sex from the part. *sigh*

  12. Sue says:

    He lost sexy awhile ago…….

  13. Leah says:

    dude has derp face.

  14. Addie says:

    Brad Pitt = Meh, no thanks.

    John Malkovich = YES PLEASE!Any day

  15. Maritza says:

    The man is so hot!! Yummy!

  16. Reality says:

    Good looking- eh, I can see why people think he’s attractive. But smart? Nope, I don’t think so. And I don’t think Javier said he was.

    The baggy leather trousers, the fingerless gloves, the ever-changing hair styles, the beaded beard, the midlife crisis motorcycle, the smoking. He’s just vanilla ice-cream covered in try-hard syrup to me.

  17. Rita says:

    Malkovich dressed as Raccoon McPantsless selling Jheri Curl hair gel door to door is a movie staple by now but never gets old. Brad Pit answers the door with spaghetti sauce dripping down his chin and a 45 coyly tucked beneath his jacket. McMalkovich maneuvers the Pitmeister into a kitchen chair to apply the Jheri Curl gel with cookie sheets, strategically placed on the kitchen floor to catch the excess that begins to fly about the room. As the application gets passionate, McMalkovich becomes more and more daring, knowing that the Pitmeister’s feigned protests of, “No, please……please stop…….No, don’t, not there……stop” are mere attempts to save face for the inevitable morning after. We’ve all been there as Brad’s breathing shallows and the protests become but a whisper in “Please don’t……I’m not like that……please stop…..don’t…..please stop…..don’t…..stop……please don’t stop.” Fade to black.

  18. Happymom says:

    Yuck. Not my cup of tea. But if it works for you-great.

  19. Praise St. Angie! says:

    not hot. but he’s in character, so…

    I prefer him the way he looked in Ocean’s Eleven. Holy smokes, he was hot back then.

  20. Riley says:

    Not doing it for me… I loved how he looked in the scenes of Benjamin Button as he grew younger, especially the scene where he and Cate Blanchett are doing the twist in the tiny apartment. He is handsome, beautiful, and rugged all at the same time. He is looking very very thin now, and I hope it is for the movie role. He needs to put on about 15 pounds or else he is going to look like a skinny old man. An aside, I wish he would quit smoking. I worry about him because he has been smoking for so long.

  21. P.J. says:

    Yuck. He’s starting to look like Jessie James.

  22. OK says:

    Dear delusional Debra (I read your stupid post on the other thread) Brad’s look is a reflection of his character….a gangster/hood. Try reading the book Cogan’s Trade (which is very good BTW) if you can manage to put your tabloids down,lol. I think Brad looks rather sexy. The language in the book is VERY colorful to say the least.

  23. billybob says:

    he looks dirty. now he can grease that hair back and not worry abt the real sleezy oily hair he dont like washing. i’m sorry, but he is looking every bit a dirty slob which he is rapidly becoming. Pitty, i liked his looks but there just days he looks real unhygienic.

  24. OriginalGracie says:

    I always think Brad looks hot because I love the movie roles that he chooses.

    I know Michael K. has called him Billy Goat Brad for a while now and I love that Michael pulls no punches and just throws it out there…..and Brad did look kind of scruffy for a bit.

    But in the end Brad is sexy as hell because you can always see how confident he is and that he really isn’t into the whole perfection thing.
    Especially with his wardrobe and hair styles.

    I think that is very attractive in a man.

  25. OK says:

    Let me get this straight

    From a set of blurry paparazzi photos certain posters know that….

    Brad is too skinny and unhygienic? LOL. This whole picture analyzes thing is getting rather old haters.

  26. OriginalGracie says:

    @Rita: hahahahaaha, love your interpretation! And I could totally see Malcovich and Brad doing this scene perfectly! Good stuff.

  27. Bodhi says:

    HAWT!! My husband & all of his “boys” are rockabilly greasers & I LOVE it! I call them the black t-shirt club 🙂

    I had to make hubs stop using Murray’s Pomade when we got together, though. It’d get all over the pillow cases

  28. KLO says:

    Yuck. i hate dirty looking hair.

  29. Melanie says:

    @ Rita, What is it with you and Spaghetti girl? LOLOL! Even your granny is a Scetti freak!

    On topic: Brad is a doll and anyone who denies it may or may not be a straight female.

  30. Danae says:

    From far away, I thought he was George Michael…

  31. someone says:

    He used to be hot, but not anymore.

  32. lylian says:

    It amazes me how some people think Brad Pitt isn’t smart. A man who has built a successful production company and led a highly successful charity – MAKE IT RIGHT.

    Oh yeah! He didn’t do it himself. Brad Pitt isn’t smart, he just knows how to hire people who are smart at what needs to be done and act on smart advice. But he isn’t smart….

    Forest gump said it best: Stupid is as stupid does. So at least Brad Pitt isn’t stupid!
    .
    LOL!

  33. Fuzzy Cat says:

    What means UNF?

  34. mln76 says:

    I’ve always found Brad hottest when trashy. Fight Club is the best example.
    @ Reality yes Javier said that he had a crush on Brad Pitt here is the video.

    http://videos.nymag.com/video/Late-Night-Javier-Bardems-Man-C#c=2G32XS11W8TQ0Q7Y&t=Late Night: Javier Bardem’s Man-Crush on Brad Pitt

  35. Ell says:

    He lost his handsomeness a few years back. I don’t like these pics at all, almost as creepy as his pet beard.

  36. sassenach says:

    Brad has been doing it for me steadily since Legends of the Fall. He is handsomely rugged and very intelligent. He has only gotten better with age.

    @16 Not sure why you think he has only started riding motorcycles in his forties when he has ALWAYS rode them especially when he was alone.

    A small fact: When he was with Jen she was scared of riding on motorcycles with him so that is when they bought those matching G2’s.

  37. Reality says:

    Hi sassenach! Yeh, I never said he started riding his motorcycle in his 40s. I called it a ‘mid-life crisis motorcycle’ because most grown men with 6 young children at home give them up because they’re extremely dangerous, unless of course they desperately want to maintain a certain image.

    But whatever.

  38. flotus says:

    Brad was hot and sexy in the Thelma and Louise, Legends of the Fall days! Unfortunately, he has lost his sexy and I doubt he can get it back. He doesn’t do a thing for me now. Nada!

    I thought he said he quit smoking…

  39. lucy2 says:

    I agree Praise, his Ocean’s 11 look was good, but since then I think it’s been a downward slide.

  40. Rosanna says:

    hot hot HOT!

  41. Anne says:

    Luv how Brad continues to choose different roles and is willing to alter his appearance to fit those roles, a hallmark of truly talented actors. He does not keep one look forever and ever as do mediocre actors. His looks will vary as called for by a role in a production. Cogan’s Trade is a for real crime novel set in the 70’s and is a great read, and Brad is both producing this film and acting in it through his successful Plan B company. Brad’s look here is perfect for the Jackie Cogan character of a mob enforcer. Kinda Tyler Durdenish, lol.

    Brad still is and will always be a natural ultra “got it” man, he was born that way. He is 47 years old now and has matured like a fine wine through the years. He displays great compassion and has max intelligence, and I like to think that his loving and happy and fulfilled family life has allowed him to thrive these days as he never did in the past. He is with whom and where he wants to be in his life.

    I suggest some of you complaining about his present life and intelligence to take a trip to NOLA to the Lower 9th and look at the homes his Make It Right organization has built, they have given people hope and a home and a present and a future.

    @#38 I believe he told Bill Maher he had given up smoking the weed in reply to a tale Bill told of his and Brad’s past.

  42. Lucy says:

    Oh Kaiser… greaseball photos do it for you? just you Kaiser! hahaha

    But I think you should check Gerard Butler photos that were posted on justjared while he was walking to the doctor… Those photos did it for me big time!

    @flotus: I agree with you! he was sexy back then…

  43. Melanie says:

    Jen had him when he was purty.

  44. MSat says:

    Oh, hell yes. I love me a good pompador. Maybe it’s because I came of age in the 70s when The Fonz was my first girlhood crush, but I don’t care. This is a yummy look.

  45. mercy says:

    hot baby … though loved him best with his vampire do.

  46. EdithP says:

    The only time I found Brad remotely attractive was in Fight Club, and seriously, you could have put a bag over his head. He just doesn’t do it for me. Javier, yes. Steve Buscemi, yes. Maybe even John Malkovich.

  47. Sapphire says:

    He hasn’t been sexy in what seems like forever. I just find him dirty-looking and unkept now.

  48. Debra says:

    I write what the normal people in this country think.
    The ones who pay the taxes..and support all the freeloaders…with the big A*ses and mouths.

    That being said..Brad has ruined his life…look.. reputation and future.
    Systematic self destruction.

  49. poppy says:

    Now EdithP, stop telling people what your other half have to do before he sleeps with you.
    Debra you have been looking in the mirror a lot recently.

  50. Melanie says:

    EdithP: STEVE BUSCEMI?? Really? That is the first time I have ever heard someone say that he is sexy! I don’t even sink that low and I like the unusual.

  51. Shannon says:

    YUCK make it go away! It’s like he’s channeling Jesse James!

    @Debra I hope you’re being sarcastic lmao. Brad Pitt is richer than God. He hasn’t “ruined” anything, much less his life. He gets to country hop with his gorgeous wife and children, star in movies, and ride his motorcycle everywhere.

  52. mln76 says:

    Oh Debra you are not ‘normal’ as your post on the other thread shows you live in a deluded fantasy world circa 2005. I don’t agree with every poster on this board but I wouldn’t presume to know whether or not they pay taxes. I am pretty sure we all pay taxes but if you want to cut a check to my accountant and Uncle Sam for me feel free.

    BTW Brad has gotten more critical acclaim for his roles since he ‘ruined his life’ in your words including an Oscar nomination. And yes there is already talk he’ll be nominated for ‘The Tree of Life’ move on already.

  53. mln76 says:

    @EdithP my college roomate thought Steve Buscemi was sexy back in the mid 90’s when he was really just an underground independent actor I have always had an affection for him but definitely not sexy. I think John Malkovich is pretty hot though especially in Dangerous Liasons.

  54. original kate says:

    he was hot in “fight club” and that’s it.

  55. silken_floss says:

    He looks good with his hair pushed back.

  56. Cha Cha Loca says:

    He’s working the 70’s porn star look and I like it.

    (quietly slinking away now)

  57. sandy says:

    scorching HOT!! brad is and always will be hot, he is rich, happy, at the top of his game in all areas of his life, he is intelligent, caring, great father, great business man, gorgeous wife and those adorable children, he left that anchor of a wanna be, fame whoring wife (Jen) and floated to the top, some changes are needed in life, the man was smart.

  58. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Ladies, My boyfriend is a hot leather wearing black shirt, dark sunglasses, biker.. (also great dad, provider and friend) I love the look and Brad is doing it for me too..

    YUM YUM

  59. grace says:

    lol you guys crack me up with your pervert comments. Sometimes this site is more of an erotic site for female audience than a gossip one.

  60. Cheyenne says:

    Debra: I write what the normal people in this country think. The ones who pay the taxes and support all the freeloaders…with the big A*ses and mouths.
    ============================================

    WHOAAAAA!!!

    I have read some ridiculous comments on this blog but that one… Good lord, I can’t even begin to describe how mind-boggling-stupid that statement is.

    Where in the world do you get off deciding who the “normal” people are? Are you saying everyone who likes Brad Pitt are “freeloaders”? And were does “big asses” come into it?

    Re-set your calendar, honey. Regardless of what you think, the world did not end in 2005. You need help.

  61. Kim123 says:

    Poor Debra living in 2004 . Since Brad got with Angie he has become a father of 6, a pilot, nominated for another Oscar, co founded MIR and Not on our Watch, appeared on Time magazine most Influential list and Vanity Fair’s Establishment list twice w/ Angie. Since this post is about BP I will only mention Angie’s most recent achievement one of three actresses(Mia and Ashley the others) to appear on Newsweek’s list of 150 Women who shook the World. I’m looking forward to see her directorial debut film that she is wrapping up editing now.

  62. flotus says:

    @Shannon/Sandy…..I guess someone needs to remind you that they are NOT husband and wife! They aren’t married! Remember, they are waiting until it is LEGAL for everyone to be married. Uh hum!

  63. Toe says:

    I think Brad is a great actor. A few days back i saw Se7en and his acting was great, especially the ending, where he couldnt control his emotions. Even though Kevin spacey has a small role in that film, he totally owned it!!!

  64. Sakyiwaa says:

    @Rita; i literally laughed out loud in a quiet library! Amazing visualization. my heart skipped a beat… naughty! LMAO!
    i think BP’s eternally hot. like Angie, i love him however he looks cos i look beyond that. Hey. if Kaiser can want to do Gerry, she can want to do Brad. that’s all i’m sayin’. i love her for it too! cos to me, Gerry is meh. but Brad, Brad is Brad, b*tch!

  65. Ari says:

    Delish!

  66. Melanie says:

    @ Kim123, Did you see Vanity Fair’s top Hollywood money makers? Aniston beat Jolie by a cool mill and totally whipped Pitt’s buttocks. Sooo, I guess we can agree that they are all doing ok. And Debra: Nice try gurrrl. We know you are a loon in fanistons clothing.

  67. Sakyiwaa says:

    @flotus: “Remember, they are waiting until it is LEGAL for everyone to be married. Uh hum!”

    actually, i think that is pretty selfless on their part. the pomp and pageantry of most celeb marriages and the self-centredness and hypocrisy of being a part of the status quo, ain’t always all that it’s cracked up to be. everyone is entitled to their happiness.

    @Debra; you’re deluded.

    @EdithP; soo…you’re into weird-looking men annnnd…you do it with them whilst they got paper bags over their heads. yup. got that! 🙂

    i think Kaiser summed it up perfectly. BP was really purty when he started out. then, he got handsome, more manly like into his 30s and now…he just a man like any other. ain’t nuffin’ wrong wiv that.

    @Melanie; “Jen had him when he was purty”

    …And then lost him when he came to his senses. 🙂
    Now she’s making all the money and he has his kids and everyone’s happy.

  68. mln76 says:

    @melanie I think she’s just FF poster they wonder here sometimes and they totally believe that stuff. There is an even more deluded person who posts Jen and Brad ‘reunion’ videos on YouTube I don’t remember her name I only saw 30 seconds of one of them but I if you are curious and willing to enter a world of crazy you can look it up. I think there are crazy ‘loons’ out there but the sickest people out there are the Jen-istans who verbatim believe Ian Halperin and the worst tabloid conspiracy theories.

  69. Cheyenne says:

    @Melanie: Aniston had two movies released in 2010 and one so far in 2011. Total gross for all three movies together is $307 million. Pitt had one movie released in 2010, “Megamind”, which grossed $319.5 million, or more than Aniston’s three put together. Jolie had one movie released in 2010, “Tourist”, which grossed $256 million.

    Now if you want to talk about total box lifetime office, check this out:

    Aniston — $1,952,342,820
    Jolie — $3,989,260,095
    Pitt — $5,412,711,181

    Not even close.

    (Source: http://www.the-numbers.com)

  70. mln76 says:

    On the money issue Jen made most of her cash on 100 million dollar deal she (along with each of her castmates) had on Friends. There is more money in TV than in movies. I believe 2010 was the last year for Friends money. Hence the 3 (very possibly shitty) films she’s doing. But her pay for films is 8 mill much lower than either Brad or Angie’s per film salary.

  71. Leah says:

    @63 Toe

    his worst performance ever,especially at the end.

  72. Sakyiwaa says:

    @Leah, hey, i thought he was good too. what would you expect from a guy who has just seen his pregnant wife’s severed head in a box? weird situation to begin with. very unforeseeable.

  73. Wholesome1 says:

    HOT!

  74. Leah says:

    @Sakyiwaa

    he wasn’t very convincing,he made these goofy expressions.

  75. anonymous says:

    So sick of this dude posing for cameras his whole life, hes into photography so is always posing for pics because he knows what shots are sellable. Hes such a poser, not even such a good actor and he could never (and has never) been with a regular woman, a non-famous actress, because his egos way too big and is too much of a fame whore to be with someone whos not famous.

    There’s only 1 James Dean.

  76. Toot says:

    @ Debra, I can tell you’re a very bitter and unhappy person just from you posts, but luckily for Brad he doesn’t seem to have your same issues and is just living HIS life, so he probably gives a rat’s ass about your opinion.

    As for Brad’s look here, he looks gooood!

  77. Cheyenne says:

    @mln: I’m hoping Debra is just having us on. I can’t believe there is anyone left on the whole effing planet who is so stupid that they still think Brad is going back to his ex-wife. Jesus please us, he said in public that his life was at a dead end the whole time he was married to her.

  78. mln76 says:

    I have to say I didn’t like him in Se7en I actually can’t stand that movie or the ending(but Sakyiwaa why spell out the ending for people that’s just rude). Him and Goopy were just way tooooo pretty for me. I liked him in Thelma & Louise and Kalifornia. I loved him in 12 Monkeys. Fight Club is always going to be a classic in my eyes. IMHO since he gave up on the pretty boy shitty movies(The Mexican, Meet Joe Black) he as a person has gotten hotter, and as a performer more interesting.

  79. Melanie says:

    @69. I did not say what the movies grossed, I said who made more money last year and it was Jennifer! Jennifer! Jen!!!
    @mln, Yeah, I have been to FF AND JJ and both sites have some very sick individuals. So much so that I believe that some of them are on the opposite team ‘taking a piss’ so to speak. Just like sweet Deb here. Trollin.

  80. Cheyenne says:

    @mln: Don’t be hard on Saki. Se7en came out so long ago she probably figured everybody has already seen it. I liked him in Se7en although he was nowhere near as good as Morgan Freeman.

    @anonymous: There was only one James Dean, and alas, look what happened to him. His demons must have been eating him up at the age of 24. But my God, what a talent. An actor like that comes along once in a century, if that often.

  81. albeli says:

    Ewww, greasy. He doesn’t do it for me at all.

  82. mln76 says:

    @Cheyenne I hope you are right 🙂

  83. Kim123 says:

    Oh yeah Melanie thanks for mentioning it. How many movies did Jen have to film to beat AJ by 1 million 3. Since AJ makes $20M a film and JA( averages $8 M a film .I guess Jen can film for 9-10 months a year since she doesn’t have a family . Thanks again for bringing it up. Also for reminding me that Jen made $8 Million for Marley and Me and 3 years later was still making $8M for the Bounty Hunter.Well Jen has Smartwater and her perfume to make up for her not being in the top tier (actress salaries).Let me know when Jen makes a list besides best hair,dear.Cheyenne I’m always astounded when Jen’s fans mention her getting back with BP.How pathetic do they think she is that she would get back with a man who “they say “publicly humilated her and had 6 kids with another woman.

  84. Cherry Rose says:

    I think Debra is a Female First poster. She sure sounds deluded enough to be one.

    The only two times I ever found Brad attractive was when he played Louis in Interview With the Vampire and in Fight Club.

  85. mln76 says:

    @75 Uhm he isn’t posing for cameras he is shooting a film. I am betting that paps aren’t chasing your mug down anywhere BTW just the fact that you took time out to post on this thread and express your dislike shows that he is worth it to the paps who hide in the bushes.

    @Cheyenne hate to be harsh but that’s one of my pet peeves I hate being told the end of a movie even if it’s 20 years old.

  86. Melanie says:

    Kim123, You are so welcome! At the end of the day it doesn’t matter who is more esteemed but who has the most beans.

  87. RHONYC says:

    is he still in love with gwynth?

    cause…

    wait for it…

    his hair sure looks GOOP-Y! meh, meh, mehhh 😆

    ahhhh, i crack myself up. 😉

  88. Jammin says:

    Debra, Brad is no longer with Aniston, so how can he be a reflection of a skank? You need serious psychological and moral help.

  89. mln76 says:

    @RHONYC he has been staring lovingly at Goopy for most of the day on this board

  90. flotus says:

    “Selfless”? No, not when there are six children involved!

  91. Hakura says:

    Man, this look just isn’t doing it for me. I don’t mind the slicked back hair so much, but the civil war style facial hair… Ick.

    It’s hiding what I think is his most attractive feature, his sharp jawline.

  92. Az says:

    He looks like an older version of the guy he played in Thelma and Louise!

  93. Cheyenne says:

    @Melanie: I didn’t believe this until I had seen it for myself — JJ has some stalkers who will come on this blog under another name from what they use on JJ and then go back to JJ and report everything you posted here. What their purpose for doing this is, I am at a loss to imagine.

    As for FF, suffice to say those people are totally nucking futz. I’ve seen comments posted on there that said Angie is the head of a child sex slave outfit.

    Re Aniston and the beans: If her net worth is bigger than Pitt’s or Jolie’s, it’s not surprising. Who does she have to spend her money on? And as mln said upthread, most of her net worth came from residuals from Friends, and that income stopped a year and a half ago.

    BTW what happened to that perfume? I haven’t seen it in the stores or in any magazine advertisements.

  94. poppy says:

    Well Melanie, Jen have to make five movies to one for Angie. I believe she is getting three million for a movie now, and that may be less any day now. She have two movies in the can, one is coming out in a few months and it don’t have a famous male star, so it will tank.

  95. Melanie says:

    @ Poppy: In the words of Moses Hadas:
    “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.”

  96. Cheyenne says:

    @Olivia: That perfume was launched six months ago. How come you don’t see it in the stores? How come there haven’t been any ads in the fashion magazines? Why wait six months after launching a product to start a promo campaign? Unless the box office for her movie is falling off and she’s trying to get more people to see it.

  97. John Wayne Lives says:

    Always, All Ways HOT. Good lord this man has golden genes. I’ve liked some of his looks better than others, but he is beautiful imho.
    @ Reality, what you’re seeing is someone who has the self-posession to look how he pleases and do the things he enjoys with the money he’s earned cause he doesn’t give a good goddamn what people think. (Although the bleached hair was kinda a wtf moment, but once I dyed my hair black, thinking it would look good and a mid-life crisis had nothing to do with it)
    @ sassenach. COSIGN!
    @ Debra …That is the dumbest sh!t I have ever heard.

    Sorry for the edit. Pushed send before I was finished.

  98. di butler says:

    he looks like kurt russelll circa 19955.

  99. Melanie says:

    @ Cheyenne: Because they don’t sell it at “the walmarts” that you frequent.

    Oh no I didn’t, oh yes I did. I am dead meat!

  100. Majosha says:

    I think he looked his best in Babel. No corny dye job or leather pants, and his face was rugged and just a little weathered. He has the sort of features that age well, imo, so why mess with a good thing? (And I’m not referring to his look in the pics above, as I realize it’s related to his role.)

    And frankly, I don’t think anyone can say that JA’s rabid fans are crazier than AJ’s — I’ve visited both JJ and FF out of curiosity and was equally appalled by what I saw. Both “sides” bring out the uber crazies like moths to a flame.

  101. Cheyenne says:

    @Melanie: Nice try, honey, but there isn’t a Walmart anywhere in NYC.

    I haven’t seen a single department store or boutique in New York selling that perfume. Nor any ads in the fashion magazines. Since her fan base is supposed to be the minivan majority, maybe they sell it in some mall outlet in Podunk.

  102. sandy says:

    @flotus, married not married, it’s their personal, conscious choice, it takes nothing away from him/them, especially the love and unity, so…what’s the problem?, what’s your point?

  103. Anoni Mus says:

    Brad does nothing for me, but I can see why some find him hot. This is definitely a better look than the ugly goatee he was sporting a while back.

    And now that you mention Gandolfini, I know he’s not handsome at all, but can I nominate him for HGF? He’s strangely attractive to me, just like Malkovich is to some of you 😉

  104. EdithP says:

    When I said ‘put a bag on his head’, I meant, his body is hot – his face is not. And if you do use a bag on your man’s head, please make sure it’s a paper bag, not plastic. I’ll never make THAT mistake again. : )

    I love Steve Buscemi, even if he does look a bit like a deranged Chihuahua.

  105. eternalcanadian says:

    Ew! Bring back Tristan from Legends of the Falls or Louis from Interview with the Vampire! 😛

  106. Emma says:

    Don’t be too upset, Kaiser. I’m a fairly classy bitch, but greaseballs always do it for me too. My #1 dong is Mark Wahlberg circa Four Brothers. Oh yeah.

  107. Glyrics says:

    YUM! Team Brad!

  108. Chicken says:

    Lolling @ Cheyenne

    Whats up with the comparing Pitt to women – he is a man after all and on the male lists he is constantly whipped in talent and looks.

  109. Chicken says:

    He also looks like a mob version of Mel Gibson – too wrinkled and greasy

  110. Crash2GO2 says:

    “I write what the normal people in this country think.”

    You have a thought disorder. I’m definitely not a fan of AJ and BP (nor of JA), but I read what you wrote in the other thread, and now this. ‘Normal’ is entirely subjective. Do you have any idea what that means? It is not normal to me, or most other people, to hear someone call an adopted family, one that should be shed in the favor of the one that should have been ‘bred’.

  111. Andie says:

    Greasy hair on men does not do it for me – though we are talking about The Brad. Gerry Butler is more my thing these days..but you still can’t beat Brad in Troy for some great eye candy!

  112. honeyv says:

    His hair is too oily for my taste. I’ve never liked him that much anyways

  113. tracking says:

    Christ, why does everyone keep bringing Aniston into this??

    The greasy look doesn’t do much for me personally, but I’m sure it will work well for his role. I keep hoping he’ll bring his ‘Fight Club’ look back.

  114. nnn says:

    I don’t like the greasy hair at all. I like the goatee however.

    Let’s be fair the man has been blessed with great features no matter what the state of his skin is and i like him better as he matures as the baby fat disappears and makes his features more chiseled and rugged.

    And the man, at nearly 50 has still one of the best male sporty bodies around, Not too bulk, the right amount of muscles, the right proportions trunk/legs, good height overall.

    I don’t know when he has the time to maintain it, i just know that Pitt’s arms, hands, legs, chest, butt, neck, posture are still more beautiful than 90 % of the ones of the male population over 20.

    He is just attractive to me with a sexy swagger, a beautiful smile and the confidence of a mature man who oozes that serenity, the zen attitude you reach when you are in a right place in your life. He has that calmness of someone who doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone cause he is just happy and focus his energy on the sources of his happiness.

    And as long as he doesn’t beat or insult his woman or stop taking responsability as a father or uses slurs and acts like an a** in public, or display this typical arrogance a la Mel Gibson to crutch other’s peaple because he is a star, he is fine in my book.

  115. N.D. says:

    @Cheyenne It was lauched in UK only at first (8 moths ago). And did well there, at least it was sold out around Christmas. Now it’s about to hit US and Mexico. Actually US online sales started last months. Why they’ve planned it like that I have no idea but doubt it has anything to do with her movies or that she has any say in how marketing campaign is planned.

    I loved Brad’s look most when he was in his 30s starting with Fight Club to Mr.Smith to Ocean’s friends and mostly overlooked Assasination of Jesse James. But no one can help getting older. I still find him pretty handsome and charismatic.

  116. lisa says:

    Looking very good Mr. Pitt

    The thing I really like about Brad is he that he has never been cautious about changing his look for a role. Not an easy thing for men. As you can tell because most men look exactly the same from role to role. Looking at the last 5 movies he has made all the characters are quite different. I don’t understand why people expected this man in particular to stay stuck in some “pretty boy” mode that they want him to have 20 years later. Brad like all of us has gotten older, but man he is wearing it well. Love that he didn’t play into that pretty boy category that some still want him to do. He never did that. If he had we would not have seen some of his best performances.. Babel, Jesse James, BAR, Snatch, 12 Monkey, Kalafornia, Inglorious Basterds, Ben Button, Fight Club, Seven.. wonderful work; memorable because of the characters..

    @at the silly person or people that use any news about this man or his partner to make stupid and immature attacks on them and their family.. get a life..then you won’t have all this time to follow someone that you obviously don’t like.

  117. Reality says:

    Hey mln, I missed your comment before. Thanks for the link, but where in the video does Javier call Brad smart? He jokes about buttering him up for a movie role, and they discuss his pretty-boy looks, but I missed the part where he called Brad intelligent…

    I don’t think many people swoon over Pitt now, and he’s not a great actor in my opinion. He’s a movie star like Jolie, they receive acclaim just for stepping out of the box once in a while and the only thing they change is their hairstyles to ‘get into charachter’.

    @ EdithP ‘I love Steve Buscemi, even if he does look a bit like a deranged Chihuahua.’ Hilarious and I agree!

  118. mln76 says:

    @ Reality The exact quote from Javier is “he’s very nice, very sweet, very smart…”(he goes on to talk about his body etc. etc.)

  119. Sakyiwaa says:

    @mln76: oh my bad! i thought everyone had seen that movie. i wasn’t trying to be rude. the situation was perverted and gross and i think he emoted very well in the movie. Leah didn’t think so but hey, i believe in different strokes for different folks.
    i guess a spoiler is considered rude in these circles. sorry, truly didna know.
    thanks for sticking up for me, Chey.:)
    @flotus: what are you talking about? why would i care if my parents have a humungous wedding pic on the mantle and a tidy ol’ marriage certificate to prove their union so long as they are still together…?
    your point is moot.

  120. truetalk says:

    could everybody pls stop with d love triangle thing already?!!!. d only good thing is they’re all making a lot of money out of it.lol

  121. Camille says:

    Hot and he always has been.

  122. flotus says:

    @Sakyiwaa, my point is “moot”? Seriously! If you had taken the time to read ALL the comments, you would have realized what I was talking about. Instead of climbing right in the middle of something that was NOT directed to you!

    Several people kept referring to AJ/BP as husband and wife, which they are not. I was clearly repeating, let me say that again, REPEATING what BP has said on many occasions….”they will get married when it is legal for ALL to get married”!

    So, if my point is MOOT, then I guess BP’s point is moot too!