Everybody’s abuzz about this odd mini-dress that Lindsay Lohan wore to court today. Initially, I declared that it was leather, having read the same on Radar. TMZ is non-committal about the fabric, only identifying it as a Raquel Allegra dress (Linnocent paired the dress with Chanel stiletto booties, Dior shades and a “borrowed” Judith Ripka necklace). Hollywood Life just says the fabric is “questionable”. E! News declares that the dress is actually LATEX, not leather. I still don’t know for sure. Simply looking at the (lack of) sheen, I would say it’s a very thin, fine leather, but the way it fits on her body makes me think that’s latex or pleather.
But the real star of the outfit was Linnocent’s crack tittays, which seemed to be mashed in there, braless. I honestly don’t think Lindsay has worn a bra to any of her recent court appearances. Today her boobs looked muzzled and uncomfortable… and it’s just not a flattering look, over all, boob-wise. Latex is very unforgiving, honestly.
It is clear, however, that Lindsay was wearing underwear, or at the very least, control-top pantyhose. That’s a step in the right direction, I guess. However, this overall look still doesn’t meet my standards for court attire – the skirt is too short, the boobs are too visible, and the lips are too jacked.
Last thing – crackhead has lost some weight in a hurry, hasn’t she? She must be on some kind of cocaine diet.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Dress is fine, bra is bad.
WTF?!!! Looks like the kind of latex a rubber glove is made from!
Better, but it still has to be short, tight and have a big ol’ dose of tittays. Does anyone advise this moron?
When is she ever NOT tacky?! Duh!
That material looks like the ugly-ass pleather on my parent’s old VW camper from the 70’s – it’s even that same weird cat-vomit color. Lohan actually has a very nice figure, so I don’t understand why she always dresses like this. Then again, I’m not on crack. 😛
I think it’s one of those fabrics that IS fabric (not leather or rubber) but is also coated with some kind of stretchy-stuff so that it stretches (DUH) and looks a bit shiny. I’ve seen “rubberized” fabrics in some stores…it’s weird, and VERY uncomfortable.
and HOLY SMOKES she’s crushing the girls! buy a dress that fits, Lindz…
You can’t go wrong with a simple black suit with a skirt of reasonable length. But let’s look at this from her perspective: She is the star of the show, she can’t disappoint her fan (Innocent), she has to give them drama, and look the part, hence the lateness and the tacky attire.
Tacky, but still more appropriate for court than the last two outfits she wore. At least her vadge or breasts aren’t hanging out of this, but it is still hella ugly.
Tacky but appropriate for a ho in court. Stacy and Clinton would say that she needs to put the girls in a better fitting bra (which she definatley does). Granny boobays.
Is that the excess material from GAGA’s award ariving egg/outfit?
Her boobs are saggy for such a young person.
It’s a hard call. Is someone who really doesn’t like her dressing her or is it the sartorial equivalent of f-ck you?
How do you spell inappropriate? L-O-H-A-N!
I never got her appeal. At her best, she looked like Chuckie. She has one acting face and it involves knitting her caterpillar eyebrows. The sooner she sinks out of the spotlight, the better.
A 10 mil trash bag wearing a 50 ml trash bag.
She’s rockin’ some Brittany Spears bi-level, downward-facing boobs in that dress….
It reminds me of a wet suit….a REALLY ugly wet suit.
As always she’s tacky. You know that pleather skank suit is holding in the odors. Gag.
P.S. It would probably piss her off that anyone is referring to it as pleather lol
I’m so sick of her inappropriate court room attire. It’s not rocket science. You wear either nice trousers or a skirt that is at least to the knee. If you wear a skirt, you must wear tights, nylons, etc in most regions (ymmv if you live in say, Miami). Finally, you may never wear a bra at any other time in your life, but you MUST WEAR A BRA TO COURT. No exceptions for the ladies.
It probably wouldn’t bother me so much, but I just spent all morning looking at people in ridiculous and inappropriate outfits. Especially if you are in criminal court, you need to be appropriate.
it looks so uncomfortable
Very tacky! Oh dear lord why can’t this girl get a decent bra. Her flop down breast just look horrible. I believe that fabric is OK for a club but not in a court room.
Tacky, but i dont think she cares that much. Her boobs look awful
I gotta agree with futureperfect here:
This is the “sartorial equivalent of f-ck you” and Lilo the crack ho gets away with it AGAIN.
IMO, this is THE most inappropriate outfit she has worn to court to date – even moreso than the “f-you” nails. You just don’t wear latex, dental dam, rubber, or whatever the f-ck this is to a courthouse. It is disrespectful. Additionally, I can see the line on her crotch from her pantyhose. You don’t bring focus to your crotch or boobs in a gravid setting lke a court hearing.
And the crack shenanigans continue…
I just wished she was “done” already, I am so over her!
Good thing she had pantihose on or she would have stuck to the chair with that pleather dress.
I think I’m alone in thinking it shouldn’t matter at all what one wears to court – or church – or anywhere. I don’t see what it has to do with respect. OH NO! I can see THIGH!! or BOOBS!! or chest HAIR!! I don’t think her jusdgement would be any different if she wore pants with a turtle neck. At least it shouldn’t..
I guess I’m not a fan of dress codes. 🙂
THAT dress is totally inappropriate for court. Everything other outfit could be disputed but there is no justification for wearing this unless she was aware that nothing was happening today again and wasn’t bothered about her clothing.
It cracks me up that she complains about her courtroom outfits making national news and what losers the media and the public are for even caring. Then she shows up in this. She actually feels superior to everyone, it is so amazing.
She looks tacky and gross. Honestly, WTF is that? A short, latexy dress and big, flat, squashed tits up front and centre. Lindsay isn’t trying to be appropriate, she’s trying to remain sensational media fodder with her smug, deceitful self.
GASP….Is that pleather?!!!
I bet it’s hot. And smelly.
Well, I’m not seeing nipples, so that’s something. Is that a leather thong around her neck disappearing into her cleavage? Is it a boob-leash?
She looks like the interior of my grandfather’s car. Including her skin.
You know, when I went to court (had to as part of my divorce process), I was super nervous about not offending the judge with my clothes, so I asked my lawyer what to wear. He replied, “dress for court as you would a funeral. Can’t go wrong that way.”
Eeesh. Lindsanity.
And exactly what would be court appropriate about a rubber dress?
I can’t believe I’m going to say it but Dina is the only one out of the 3 (Linds, Ali & Dina) that looks appropriate for court. I never thought I’d type the words Dina and appropriate in the same sentence. Black blazer, black pants and a shirt that doesn’t show off the knockers. Ali looks like she’s off to the mall in her outfit.
So….where was Michael Crackhan and the Celebrity Rehab camera crew? Did I miss them? (Although…can you really MISS ML?)
The dress looks leatherish, she really needs a good bra. She should visit Vicky.
I hope she put some talcum powder on before prying herself into that dress.
Reminds me of the episode with Ross and the leather pants…..(oops – did I just say that out loud? Yes…I used to watch Friends…)
Inappropriate. She is loving the photog attention.
Fn moron. She should put on a damn suit.
She looks like a fool. UGH those lips, the hair (not flattering). She just looks cheap, gross and desperate.
Just think of all the Ford Escort vinyl covered seats that died needlessly to make Blohan’s dress!
@Susan ~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! love it.
Tacky. It’s way too short & skin tight, and the boobage is just gross, even though they’re covered up.
I prefered her pants outfit from last time, but I would have added a blazer and a cami under the sheer blouse so that there wouldn’t have been so much cleavage.
UGH!! Someone seriously needs to go over to her home several hours before court and just take her an outfit. Gutter trash.
Her boobs look so sad.
My eyes! My eyes!
This is the only “red carpet” she has these days, so you know she’s gonna wurk it!
So frakkin’ tacky.
her forehead looks huge in the second pic and her boobs look wierd!
Probably why she was late to court…take times to pour yourself into pleather! Also, I don’t think she’s wearing bras to court because it’s easier to change into orange coveralls without having to remove the bra…ha!
lilibet1 – it does look like a latex rubber glove!
it’s also an ill fitting glove, she needs to go to a medium to accommodate the chest.
“But the real star of the outfit was Linnocent’s crack tittays, which seemed to be mashed in there, braless.
Something about that statement got a ‘snort’ out of me. xD What I don’t understand is why she thinks ANYONE wants to see those… the public at large is already well acquainted with the unhindered view of her breasts from every possible angle. I don’t often use this term, but she’d have herself a decent ‘rack’ if she’d just reign those puppies in. (Too large a breed to keep off a harness leash…)
@DGO – “I never got her appeal. At her best, she looked like Chuckie.
….Omg… jeez, you’re right. She got his face, freckles & red hair, & his bride’s sense of ho fashion & affinity for bleached blonde hair ( http://tinyurl.com/34ujw9y ).
I’m sure they thought they were doing the right thing, giving their child up for adoption… Little did they know, she would fall into the famewhoring clutches of Dina & Michael Lohan. Now, while still unaware of her true parentage, she carries on the ‘family talent’ for making bad movies, & looking deranged in general.
Of course it’s tacky! This one wouldn’t know appropriate if it sat on her lap and called her mama. And what’s with the no bra situation? I’m pretty much twice her age, my ta-tas don’t hang half as low down as hers do and I always wear a bra…
Whoever told her she looks sexy braless should be smacked.
one of those boobs is not like the other
That dress is awful, at least Paris and Nicole looked cute and business like when they were to court.
It looks like she cut the hem herself with nail scissors. It looks so cheap.
Once again I feel sorry for Shawn. No wonder she was leaning away from Lindsay in court- that girl must have STANK after wearing that for a few hours.
This whole look is awful! And her boobs are saggy – I believe – because I do not think she is wearing a bra at all! In this skin tight dress, an undergarment to lift those things up is a necessity! UGH!
Anyone else watching the most recent season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl? This dress reminds me of a super budget version of the latex-looking get-ups the dominatrix wears. I’m going to say anything that looks like it could be worn by a call girl likely isn’t appropriate for a court date…
The swaddled ladies combined with the tightness of the sleeves would would be enough for me to beg for scissors to cut the ugly stranglehold off!
The mind boggles at her choices!
It only goes to prove that her attorney either has no influence on her client’s dress code or simply doesn’t care how Lindsay comes across in court.
How many times does she have to go to court? What a terrible waste of time and resources.
Bad clothing apprears to be the only punishment this girl will ever know.
The designer is Raquel Allegra, who is famous for using L.A. prison shirts to make her designs. The dress is from her 2009 collection. LMAO – can’t afford 2011 dresses Lins?
My guess is Shawn Chapman Holley has advised Lindsay re her attire. Clients do not always follow their attorney’s advice.
I agree with the sentiment about Dina’s attire today. Dina also wore a very appropriate, khaki pant suit at Lindsay’s last hearing. Since Mom does know how to dress for this occasion, I’m guessing the outfits are all Lindsay and are an FU. I can imagine her thinking “They said the first outfit was too short and the second showed too cleavage–well I’ll show them…”
The jury summons for LA County includes a dress code for prospective jurors. Lindsay’s attire is on the far outskirts of that description.
Finally, someone said it! No matter what else she wears to court, there’s never a bra underneath. I never really minded the white dress — what was inappropriate was the way she was bobbing all over the place in it. As for this hideous beige number, it looks like cheap furniture fabric. Or oilcloth. Ugly.
Very much thinner, and granny like boobies..wtf?
Does anyone remember the Amanda dress on Ugly Betty?
The dress isn’t bad but I hate that she wore black tights. It looks odd.
Heidi Fleiss dressed properly for court. Even professional sex workers know better. Lohan is just a professional skank. That dress is un-freaking-believable.
Anything to keep herself in front of the cameras; even if it’s stooping to wearing a giant, hollowed-out knockwurst and nonna widowtards to get some “what’s she wearing to court today?” attention.
Speaking of “stooping,” two words you foolish child: full support.
UMM she wore this to court and with no bra?! She totally did this on purpose and this is a sign of a person who is immature, most likely still a major dope addict and has zero respect for the court/judge.
She needs to serve time to learn her lesson. Like Charlie Sheen, if she continues to get off whenever she gets in trouble, she will continue to do things to get into trouble. Unfortunately she has proven she needs a hard lesson.
Ick…she squashed her big ol boobs into that tight dress with no bra…and if you look in some photos it’s clear that one boob is sagging down more than the other.
Girl is all sorts of nasty and inappropriate. This is NOT court attire.
I can not BELIEVE Judith Ripka would loan Lindsay anything!!!!!!!!! I am irrationally mad about this.
First of all, this will not help her sales as one of the reasons people love her jewelry is for the quality, creativity and the fact that you are supporting a self made woman. If anything, this will hurt her loyal buyers. UGH
What is her mother doing bringing their younger sister to court with them?! Shouldnt she be in school?
This is not the time or place! They are such fame whores. They will take getting into tabloids via their daughter/sisters court dates no matter how messed up that is-sick! And we wonder why Lindsay is so messed up!
Her implants are to big for her frame and they are smushed in this dress which is to small on her.
OH! Late to the party…had to burn off the high from this morning’s crack-snacks! Couldn’t waste all that energy!
*total sarcasm, Kaiser, please don’t ban me!* 😀
As for the outfit:
UGH, where do I start?
-Black hose/tights with a nude dress during the day in SoCali when it’s like 80% – NO!
-Nude snakeskin-print dress for court – NO!
-No bra for court (or AT ALL, for Blohan) – NO!
Verdict: FASHION FAIL. Go directly to fashion jail (since no other can seem to hold the Crackhead); do not pass GO; pay everyone you’ve inconvenienced with your crack-court shenanigans $200.
@Kim – “Her implants are to big for her frame and they are smushed in this dress which is to small on her.”
Actually, I don’t think she has implants. She’s always been extremely busty, even as a young teenager. If she did have implants, I’d think she’d look more ‘even’ & ‘perky’, even without a bra.
LOL@Riley & Arianna! I’m cryin over here. Yes, she has some really jacked up boobs for such a young girl. If she ever has children they will be hanging down to her knees.
her boobs are already near her waist. they look like long papayas.
it would look great if shes on bra and walk the runway BUT shes going to a Court.
It puts the lotion on its skin…
“Her boobs are saggy for such a young person.”
Obviously written by a man. If you have naturally big boobs and gain and lose weight like she has, theyreagonna sag. That’s not the issue here anyway, the dress is pushing them together and down because it’s too small. Most likely bc she’s recently lost some weight and wants the fit around the waist. Unfortunately it doesnt fit up top, pretty uncomfortable for her, more uncomfortable for us, having to look at it
Oh I think it’s been well established she has implants. But I think she has a lot of natural breast tissue, and probably got silicone (soft) implants as well. Hence the sagging, squished, horrific spectacle we see before us.
Praise St. Angie is right. It’s think, stretchy rayon or something, with a thin plastic coating. It’s also a size or two too small, which is why there’s no tit room in there.
Very bad boob look, Lindsey you dodo.
Ew imagine how sweaty her underboob would be. 😛
Totally inappropriate dress and yes, even implants can sag given time/wear ‘n tear/poor treatment and sizing. She’s lost weight again yet somehow gained the double chin again, which usually means she’s back on the uppers and liquid downers.
This is so deliberate and full of intent. She’s giving us all / the world the finger with this dress of hers.
And I agree about the smell of it: the stench of self-righteous entitlement is a nauseating, cloying odour.
What’s with the black tights and long sleeves? It was like 80 degrees in L.A. today. She couldn’t go with a nice summer weight suit?
i do think she has implants and they’ve settled uneven. i guess it’s possible she got rid of them but… anyway much older pics of her show the tops of her breasts as impossibly round, perfectly symmetrically round, in a strap dress with no bra. Ali’s boobs looked the same when lilo and ali went surfing post-JCPenney event ban.
nvm here’s the lilo pic i was thinking of..
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2004/05/13/yes-theyre-fake/
aaa! can’t look away… here’s another lindsay http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2005/11/21/lindsay-lohans-incredible-shrinking-breasts/
and many other lindsay posts, and there’s a few entries on ali too. and i need to get off that site!
She definitely has implants.
And I agree with Kim….implants too large for her frame and dress two sizes too small….it’s looks bloody disgraceful.
Hideous. Everything about it.
@Implants Sag Too – “Totally inappropriate dress and yes, even implants can sag given time/wear ‘n tear/poor treatment and sizing. She’s lost weight again yet somehow gained the double chin again, which usually means she’s back on the uppers and liquid downers.”
Awesome username. xD I hadn’t given much thought to the fact that her weight has fluctuated a lot lately, it does make sense that the skin stretched as the ‘fat content’ in the breast changed (from gaining & losing weight). Even having implants couldn’t prevent that from happening.
Looks like a very light but real leather to me. I like it but it’s too small for her on top and too short on the leg for court.
OMG…just jail her already! I’m so tired of her and all her drama.
Did anyone notice her hand? Good GAWD! Man hands! Man hands!
There is reason Lohan was fired from design house Ungaro, she has bad taste. There is no stylist working with her, she thinks she can do it herself. She’s trying to use the attention focused on her at her court appearances to show she’s still edgy and fashion forward. It’s clear she doesn’t understand the concepts of “appropriate”, “day dress”, or “suit”.
You guys’ observational powers are amazing.
the ding dong didn’t even think to put on a dang blazer, that’s all it would have taken to make the out fit more appropriate. she isn’t very bright…