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Yesterday, we had new photos of Kelly Bensimon in yet another skimpy bikini in Miami. This has become Kelly’s thing – she vacations in Miami, poses for the paparazzi on the beach, and generally grosses everyone out with her truly odd body. When I wrote about Kelly yesterday though, I noted that she was looking a little bit better. She’d gained some weight, her stomach didn’t look so… Iggy Pop-esque. She looked healthier. But still, many of you asked why Kelly felt the need to strut her stuff in a bikini when her body seemed made for a one-piece. Well, here you go. These are photos from an event for Spiegel in Miami last night. This is how Kelly walked the red carpet – in this one-piece!
She really does look so much better, doesn’t she? Even though the one-piece isn’t really flattering (look at her bikini line), it’s much, much, MUCH better than a bikini.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kelly Bensimon
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Ummm…who is this and why is her crotch hanging out like that?
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It would look fantastic, if her lady bits were not hanging out!
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Wow….so much better…keep reading these posts, Kelly!
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It looks like some lady parts are try to run away from her crotch. WTF?
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WTF? I’m being accosted by her vagina in every damn picture. Tuck them in lady, geeez!
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Well…uh, now we all know she gets a close shave.
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DO. NOT. WANT.
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Holy crap!! Is that her vajay jay lip?? Eeewwwww.
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gross man! on the left there, you can see her nasty saggy camel wad.
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i’m going to puke….first thing on a monday morning. so. gross.
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lmfao @ “saggy camel wad”
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It’s a definite improvement, although you still wonder if there isn’t a stylist out there who could help.
But I think the way Kelly taped the man-junk up in order to wear that is truly impressive. Only kidding! He sure has a pretty face.
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Disgusting! I hope I don’t get fired from work for pulling up this picture. Kaiser, you should warn us readers that photos contain images of hairless kittays…
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This is hilarious. Did really no one stopped her before going out of the door to point out whatever the hell is going on down there.
Even a cameltoe would have looked better.
But I agree, a one-piece looks way better on her.
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who is this woman and why do we care about her bathing suit?
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People still wear Spiegel?
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Why did we have to go there…oh gawd…the pics are an improvement to the top half of Kelly but lawd… have mercy on my eyes. Keep your junk in …it is looking like she has a penis down there.
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dear kelly,
we all admire your self confidence to be photographed in a bathing suit no matter reason or season. frankly you look pretty good all things considered. however, the camel toe is something we need to talk about. its no longer just reserved for the animal or an exotic dish in morocco. if you have any questions, please look it up. urban dictionary is a great jumping off point.
thanks.
p.s.- your junx is hanging out.
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Who is this woman? And why is she on a red carpet in a bathing suit and flip flops?
It’s like one of those scrolldown fug pics on Go Fug Yourself – it’s quite nice in the top half of the picture, and then you realise it’s not a nice top and cardigan, it’s a f’ing bathing suit . For a red carpet event. Insane.
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She looks much better in the one piece and Kaiser need not bring the bikini line to our attention, especially in parenthesis like (whisper, wonk-eye elbow in ribs….”she got a side-kick to her cooter”).
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What’s her drug of choice?
No person I know would go out of the house looking like that, and I know lots of people with better bodies.
Those cheapskate flip-flops make everything even worse, and that’s after having had to look at KB’s crotch area.
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She’d better tuck that in or she’s going to trip.
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I could have gone all my life, without seeing the crotch shots. Thankyouverymuch!
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She’d look tons better if half her kebab wasn’t hanging out. Who wears a bathing suit on a red carpet, anyway?
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Some of these comments are hilarious. Especially “She’d better tuck that in or she’s going to trip”. Too f’n funny. Seriously though, how can’t she feel that? It’s totally a vedge and she has to be doing this on purpose. There is no way a woman can have her lips hanging in the breeze and be oblivious to it. Put your snatch away. It’s ruining my breakfast.
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oh, pls, so now we pick on women for their lady bits? how backwards is that? it`s just some skin.
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Ummmm…unflattering.
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Way too early in the morning for drive-by vadging.
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She needs to tuck her puss in. Nasty.
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@Eileen: So funny…
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muuuuch better but the wrinkled vadge hanging out ruins it
hate when that happens lol!
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Torso less scary.
Crotch much scarier.
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MUCH better. I don’t like the particular suit she wore, but I cannot believe how much better it makes her look.
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It would have been better if it would have been a size larger.
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If she see’s these pictures she’s going straight to her doctor for vag-botox. Or vag-restalyn shots. That is some saggy cooch.
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much better, bit of the side droop though…..at least she looks after her bikini line
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She needs to improve her tuck game!
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no comment
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She totally looks like a he-she…and I could do with out the issue in the crotch area. Ewwwwe.
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the title should include NSFW.
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y’all are crazy, but really, tuck that in, I’m going to puke.
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Much better!
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Jesus. Something with a wider crotch please.
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Woman, put some clothes on.
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I see lip, yuck
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Am I the only one who thinks she did something to her face? She looks so different!
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It is oh so apparent that Kelly has had a “tummy tuck” (see bikini pics), and I think she looks much better in the one piece! Just wished she would have gotten all her bits in order, before flashing her smile for the cameras.
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The bigger issue is wearing white Havianas with that entirely black ensemble on a red carpet. Black sandals with a touch of gold would have been more appropriate. Hello.
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Didn’t see the bikini pix…but this is def unflattering. She needs a SKIRT with this.
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@ Rita – (whisper, wonk-eye elbow in ribs….”she got a side-kick to her cooter”). OMG, girl, I laughed so hard I choked! Funniest phrase I’ve heard in a long long while!
I laughed so hard at these comments, I’ve got tears running down my face. Kudos, All, well done!
@ Rachael – ITA with you on the white flip-flops; they stick out like a sore thumb, and were the first thing I noticed. Of course, with the side-vadge leak going on, I guess the white flip-flops aren’t exactly the only sign of her lack of class.
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I’m sitting at work and laughed out loud at many of the comments. I really can’t add anything that’s not already been said; but thank you for all of laughs. It was much needed on this “I’m missing that hour of sleep” day.
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nope, I can’t..
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There’s something SO funny about her posing and preening for pictures while completely oblivious that her cooch is hanging out.
I wonder if she’s dying of embarrassment today or whether she’s loving the extra attention…
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Kelly,
No to the bikini.
No to the one piece with high cut.
Say yes to the dress..please.
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OMG you should have warned me that I would be seeing Kelly’s sagging cooter hanging out of her bathing suit…..(shudders)
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Can I just say everyone is really on point today. Your posts…I’ve never laughed so hard, so long
arock I salute you
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Jb (#46),
I totally agree. I think she had something done, and now she’s doing all the photo ops to show it off?
What do you think Kaiser?
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OH MG … her junk!
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OMG! She needs to pull that puppy over her privates!!
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She definitely looks better in a one-piece, however, she looks like she forgot to put her diaper on!!
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It’s a vast improvement…if only it wasn’t riding up her crotch. Someone needs to look her over before she steps on the red carpet.
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OMG I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time thank you ladies.
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that’s what happens when your penis weighs down your one-piece.
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It would be fine if we didn’t have to see her labia.
Try again, Kelly.
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Speechless.
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I wish I had a chance to see this post earlier when I was having a rough morning. These comments would have really made my day. I can barely finish writing this comment because my body is shaking of the laughter!
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Look on the bright side…at least we didn’t see a string.
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She needs a crotch tuck ASAP. That extra leather hanging out can make a dozen B-Ewww-rkin coin purses.
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Ah yes, the signs of motherhood and aging all happening together, so beautifully…she’s got balls for wearing that spanks bathing suit!
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Good lord, that chick can’t get anything right.
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*Shudder* Mud flaps.
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The swimsuit looks great on her. It really elongates her torso, and it takes 10 years off her at least.
I’m having trouble finding anything to complain about. Ya know, xcept for the teeny tiny problem that her VA-JAY-JAY is all KINDS of hanging out!!! I mean, how the hell do you NOT notice that?!?! Damn, if my panties even start *sneaking* in that direction it makes me crazy. How on earth can any woman NOT realize half her hoo-ha has escaped the corral!?
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She doesn’t care. She’s so crazy, she’s just glad you’re posting her photos and talking about her. LOL
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Lisa Rinna called. She’d like the surgically removed parts of her upper lip back.
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please, put that away already,.. some people will do anything for attention.
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Aww. Someone should of told her. That’s so cruel. She must be totally humiliated. Gawd, I would be.
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ha ha ha GROSS!
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*crosses self*
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These are some of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a while. xD ‘saggy camel wad had me giggling for 10 minutes.
This woman… I just don’t know. On anyone else, I’d say it was a complete accident they’re probably ‘face-palming’ about now, but with this woman… It could’ve been entirely intentional.
Personally, I’d rather see the horror that is her in a bikini… than being flashed lips not on her face.
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My eyes are burning now. I just couldn’t look away from her crotch! I think I’ve just been turned temporarily straight, at least until I get that image out of my mind.
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Dude, tuck your pussy!
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I don’t know what’s worse, the frog legs, the fugly fuckin’ ruffly one piece, the white flip flops or the puckered out pussy. Phew, all wrong honey, all wrong.
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this is just so wrong…this “woman” is seriously deranged to walk a red carpet with the daughter’s swim suit on…..next time cover that thing up!!!
oh and those horrible shoes….shudder…
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jeesus how ugly knees
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Are you serious?! Want is the matter with her!
Can she not feel that she is hanging out down there?!
Maybe her Ex-husband can offer some advise on these matters.
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Could you imagine if she didn’t get a wax? Her skin has so much sun damage that it penetrated to her brain and she doesn’t know any better.
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almost rocks the front prolapse look
but not quite
but much less iggy pop than the bikini
…ugly knees??
(hard to tell too much getting in the way)
and to think that she’s so much more attractive on the outside than the inside (as we’ll soon be able to see if i’m right about the prolapse)
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Nothing that normal guy haven’t seen before…Big deal, she’s beautiful and she has a great body.
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This website is my new guilty pleasure. I took a break from submitting my resume everywhere, and read all these comments. Laughed so hard and so long I started clicking on everythingl. I made myself go rake the front yard just so I wouldnt feel guilty. Back now…I will throw out a few more resumes later…promise…lol.
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