I’ve decided that my Jessica Simpson tolerance has reached its absolute limit. I cannot understand how someone so stupid and senseless can actually function in our society – and yet she manages to do that – and get a lot of money for it too. Last night Simpson was mobbed at Madeo – not exactly where you go when you want a nice, quiet dinner. But that’s exactly what she did, and then proceeded to act like a moron.

Was last night just slow for celeb shutterbugs, or is there a renewed interest in Jessica Simpson after she and Tony Romo were spotted ring shopping?

Either way, the paps were out in full force when the Southern singer had dinner at Madeo with former assistant Cacee Cobb.

The two lookalike blondes could barely make it through the swarm of snappers to their car.

When she finally reached her ride, she yelled, “Take me back to Nashville!” to the crowd.

Nashville, interested?

[From E! News]

Um…. No? May I speak for Nashville? Not only does this make no sense whatsoever, but it’s so freaking cheesy. I’m assuming Simpson was implying that the car should take her some place less crowded and paparazzi-filled (though that requires Simpson to be capable of something as subtle as an implication, which I don’t think she is). But that’s the only reason a celeb would go to a restaurant like that anyway, so don’t show up and then act like you were hoping for a quiet meal.

Here’s Jessica last night, mobbed at Madeo. Images thanks to WENN.