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		<title>By: AJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>AJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is not the cat&#039;s meow, I&#039;ve seen better, hell I&#039;m married to a way better looking guy. And to profess that he turned someone gay, wow!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is not the cat&#8217;s meow, I&#8217;ve seen better, hell I&#8217;m married to a way better looking guy. And to profess that he turned someone gay, wow!
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		<title>By: aleach</title>
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		<dc:creator>aleach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ew that guys sick!!!
and she looks like a hot mess in those pics.
AND i didnt think it was something to brag about....you &quot;turned&quot; someone gay (i dont think you can TURN someone gay...lol). but if you could, i wouldnt be bragging about it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ew that guys sick!!!<br />
and she looks like a hot mess in those pics.<br />
AND i didnt think it was something to brag about&#8230;.you &#8220;turned&#8221; someone gay (i dont think you can TURN someone gay&#8230;lol). but if you could, i wouldnt be bragging about it!
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks majorly coked up in that first pic. I&#039;m sure those two just came out of the bathroom before that picture was taken. Look at her red nose!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks majorly coked up in that first pic. I&#8217;m sure those two just came out of the bathroom before that picture was taken. Look at her red nose!
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		<title>By: SolitaryAngel</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ dove: **Platinum Peen**?! :lol: :lol: :lol: 
Man, I&#039;m going to remember that one! Thanks for the chuckles! :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ dove: **Platinum Peen**?! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Man, I&#8217;m going to remember that one! Thanks for the chuckles! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: dovesgate</title>
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		<dc:creator>dovesgate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Didn&#039;t she start going out of control after she and Wilmer broke up? Maybe its cause he&#039;s got the platinum peen and we just didn&#039;t know it. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Didn&#8217;t she start going out of control after she and Wilmer broke up? Maybe its cause he&#8217;s got the platinum peen and we just didn&#8217;t know it. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: KDRockstar</title>
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		<dc:creator>KDRockstar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The idea of &quot;turning someone gay&quot; is ridiculous, but if it *did* happen, I&#039;d blame Wilmer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The idea of &#8220;turning someone gay&#8221; is ridiculous, but if it *did* happen, I&#8217;d blame Wilmer.
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		<title>By: Zoe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks G, good to know. :mrgreen:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks G, good to know. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Zoe - he&#039;s a total sleazebag, shags anything that moves, has never done a decent day&#039;s work in his life, maintains his &#039;celebrity&#039; by doing the cheapest, nastiest type of reality TV, lives off his famous dead father&#039;s glory (and money) and if anyone could &#039;turn&#039; a woman, it&#039;s Calum. 

Codzilla - the baldness! Makes me so happy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zoe &#8211; he&#8217;s a total sleazebag, shags anything that moves, has never done a decent day&#8217;s work in his life, maintains his &#8216;celebrity&#8217; by doing the cheapest, nastiest type of reality TV, lives off his famous dead father&#8217;s glory (and money) and if anyone could &#8216;turn&#8217; a woman, it&#8217;s Calum. </p>
<p>Codzilla &#8211; the baldness! Makes me so happy!
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		<title>By: Zoe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve heard the name, but I don&#039;t know who this guy is... this is the first time I&#039;ve consciously looked at him.  He looks pretty damn yummy to me.  And he didn&#039;t sound douchy in the article, but if you think he&#039;s a skeez I&#039;m sure you&#039;re right.  Do tell!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve heard the name, but I don&#8217;t know who this guy is&#8230; this is the first time I&#8217;ve consciously looked at him.  He looks pretty damn yummy to me.  And he didn&#8217;t sound douchy in the article, but if you think he&#8217;s a skeez I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re right.  Do tell!
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		<title>By: WTF?!?!</title>
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		<dc:creator>WTF?!?!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JayBird, you are my favourite writer on this site, a delightful combination of intelligent, articulate and snarky.

Case in point:

I believe that if any man could turn a woman gay, it’s Calum Best. Second to that would be Wilmer Valderrama. In fact I’m pretty sure that both those guys turn you into the opposite of whatever you are. It’s the result of a natural (yet extreme) aversion to men like them. If you were a human, you become a cricket. If you were a man, you become a woman. If you used to be opaque, you are now translucent.

ROFLMAO!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JayBird, you are my favourite writer on this site, a delightful combination of intelligent, articulate and snarky.</p>
<p>Case in point:</p>
<p>I believe that if any man could turn a woman gay, it’s Calum Best. Second to that would be Wilmer Valderrama. In fact I’m pretty sure that both those guys turn you into the opposite of whatever you are. It’s the result of a natural (yet extreme) aversion to men like them. If you were a human, you become a cricket. If you were a man, you become a woman. If you used to be opaque, you are now translucent.</p>
<p>ROFLMAO!!!!
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