All Paris Hilton can talk about is babies

Paris Hilton is so empty and useless and transparent that she’s really getting to the point where she’s starting to put her safety at risk. Why? Because I find her so annoying that my blood boils over when she dares to even speak. Nothing worthwhile or even new ever comes out of her mouth. It’s just the same old empty crap. All she’s been able to talk about since kinda/sorta/not really best friend Nicole Richie got pregnant is how much she wants to have babies; what a great mom she’s going to be; how much she loves kids, etc.

Oh, and how it’s all just around the corner for her.

However she’s still dating Benji Madden and their relationship doesn’t seem to be moving forward at all. They got pretty serious pretty quickly, and it’s like they moved to level six on the dating scale and just stopped. Paris is still doing absolutely nothing but partying way too often and drinking way too much. Yet she seems to think as long as she keeps telling People and Us about how much she wants kids, she’ll magically get them and be a great mother overnight.

Even while sipping Grey Goose out at a club, Paris Hilton has babies on the brain.

“I definitely want three or four [children],” she told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday night, while partying at Pure Nightclub for her sister’s birthday.

As for a timeline? “Soon,” she said. “Maybe a year or two.”

In the meantime, she’s just enjoying domestic life with beau Benji Madden. “We just had our 7 month anniversary,” she gushed. “We are just so happy.”

[From People]

Seven months? That’s practically fifty years. I’m sure Benji loves that Paris has practically settled down and popped out four kids without his ever saying or doing a whole lot to indicate he was interested in her as anything more than an extended booty call. It’s probably time for Paris to shut her mouth and either make good on this kid threat or find something else to talk about.

Here’s Paris and Benji (along with Paris’ parents) celebrating sister Nicky’s birthday at Pure nightclub in Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino on Saturday. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. CC says:

    i hate her but I love her dress. Her and Benji do not “go” well together. I think she only dated him so she could be more like Nicole, she wants everything Nicole has.

  2. anony says:

    No.

  3. daisyfly says:

    Of course all she can talk about is babies. She’s incapable of having adult conversations, so why not have discussions about her intellectual peers?

  4. Sunny says:

    She looks so beautiful.
    I wish them the best.

  5. SeVen says:

    What CC said… loathe her with a passion but that dress is amazing.

  6. ER says:

    That header photo of her looks a lot like Tara Reid!

  7. Julie says:

    I agree, Sunny. She looks good — age appropriate dresses complete with underwear. Her hair is attractive, and she smiles a lot more than she used to.
    Yep, it looks like Paris has moved beyond the obnoxious teenage years at last.

  8. Codzilla says:

    daisyfly: Ha! Good one. 😆

    Agree that Paris blows. Don’t like the dress, though, but then again, I haven’t worn a dress since my wedding many years ago. And even then I wore a skirt.

    And why do both Madden brothers insist on looking like douchebags EVERY time they go out? Can’t they take a day off now and again? Those hats are just the worst.

  9. Obvious says:

    You know my biggest problem with Paris (that isn’t looks related) is the fact that she is highly intelligent. But she insists upon acting like a dim-witted floozy.

    And as such she will be treated like one. And she acts liek a 2-bit hooker.

    Woman should have kids, especially not until she figures out what to do with the zoo of hers.

  10. Codzilla says:

    Obvious: I’m not trying to pick a fight, but where did you get the idea that Paris is highly intelligent?

  11. Mr. T says:

    I pity the fool that fathers her children.

  12. Tina says:

    Her dress is very Playboy Mansion/Viva La Glam Barbie. Don’t care for it.

    A lot of 27-year-old women (and younger) are having children nowadays. And these aren’t poor, trailer-trash women either. Many are educated urbanites. I think it’s because it’s currently been a trend for a women to become young (not to mention, energetic, hip, and above all, skinny) mothers. Also, babies are now considered the ultimate accessories.

    Don’t get me wrong. I think all these reasons are the WRONG reasons for bringing a child into the world.

    Paris, aside from being 27, is not educated, nor married, nor… dare I say it, stable. For some scary reason, I can picture her adopting children and/or getting artificially inseminated when she’s much, much older.

  13. gg says:

    Codzilla took the words from my hands. 😆

  14. RAN says:

    Yeah, highly intelligent are not two words I would use to describe Paris Hilton. Jessica Simpson maybe, but not Paris 🙄

    I kid, I kid of course! 😉 Jessica came to mind because her dad put out that nonsense about Jessica supposedly having a genius (or highly intelligent) IQ a while back.

    Neither of them has any claim to intelligence. Period…

    And Codzilla, with you 100% about those Madden brothers. They are not only unattractive, I find them virtually repulsive.

  15. Cari says:

    Ok. Picture the two of them bumping uglies.

    ::hurl::

  16. vdantev says:

    Bitch does not need a litter of little Hiltons, ever. Sorry.

  17. kate says:

    i love how much bigger her feet are than his.

  18. dumdee says:

    i wish them the best

  19. JaundiceMachine says:

    How come my post got vetoed? I could have edited the song.

  20. Jeanne says:

    She looks different and prettier, hmmm, a little surgery perhaps. Let me guess she’ll be having twins too soon.