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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;Paris Hilton for President &#8211; again&#8221; Morning Links</title>
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		<title>By: Hollz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hollz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hee, I&#039;m actually watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer right now :D Love it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hee, I&#8217;m actually watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer right now <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Love it!
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What sort of sound filter do they use to filter out the loud buzzing of flies that follows Paris everywhere she goes ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What sort of sound filter do they use to filter out the loud buzzing of flies that follows Paris everywhere she goes ?
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		<title>By: JoGirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>JoGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d be more comfortable with Paris Hilton than Sarah Palin in the real White House any day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d be more comfortable with Paris Hilton than Sarah Palin in the real White House any day.
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		<title>By: anony</title>
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		<dc:creator>anony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paris Hilton looks old and hard here, karma is a bitch. GO make more videos with racial slurs then go &#039;clubbin&#039;! 

And Mr. Gyllenhall is hot. HOT. 
Maybe if the Mrs. looked I dunno, more like a woman things would have stuck? I mean, come on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paris Hilton looks old and hard here, karma is a bitch. GO make more videos with racial slurs then go &#8216;clubbin&#8217;! </p>
<p>And Mr. Gyllenhall is hot. HOT.<br />
Maybe if the Mrs. looked I dunno, more like a woman things would have stuck? I mean, come on.
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would get a mommy tuck shute!!  I have had 2 kids under three years and I know how she feels.  I just wish that celebrities like her would admit to stuff like that. 

and for poor Jamie Lynn... I pray to the Lord above, she is not preggo again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would get a mommy tuck shute!!  I have had 2 kids under three years and I know how she feels.  I just wish that celebrities like her would admit to stuff like that. </p>
<p>and for poor Jamie Lynn&#8230; I pray to the Lord above, she is not preggo again.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Still really interested in hearing the ins and outs of the Brolin/Wright Louisiana bust-up.

The Paris thing is lame. She can&#039;t even do good fake. Enough.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still really interested in hearing the ins and outs of the Brolin/Wright Louisiana bust-up.</p>
<p>The Paris thing is lame. She can&#8217;t even do good fake. Enough.
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		<title>By: doodahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>doodahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t get the Paris Hilton video .. what is she trying to say? I was so taken aback by the fact that Paris Hilton knows more about the state of the union than Sarah Palin...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t get the Paris Hilton video .. what is she trying to say? I was so taken aback by the fact that Paris Hilton knows more about the state of the union than Sarah Palin&#8230;
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		<title>By: Kaiser</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Gyllenhaals split up?  Say it ain&#039;t so.

SIT DOWN, Star Magazine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Gyllenhaals split up?  Say it ain&#8217;t so.</p>
<p>SIT DOWN, Star Magazine.
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