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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;Karissa and Kristina Are Hefner&#8217;s New Twins&#8221; (mildly NSFW) morning links</title>
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		<title>By: SnoopFoges</title>
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		<dc:creator>SnoopFoges</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really?  Are y&#039;all so nieve?  They are there to make Hef look like a pimp and promote the Playboy brand and lifestyle.  No one knew Hef&#039;s girlfriends until internet porn started cutting into the Playboy profits.  Put two and two together.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really?  Are y&#8217;all so nieve?  They are there to make Hef look like a pimp and promote the Playboy brand and lifestyle.  No one knew Hef&#8217;s girlfriends until internet porn started cutting into the Playboy profits.  Put two and two together.
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		<title>By: kymmiexkins</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>alright arennt the playboy girls soppose to be pretty.........</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>alright arennt the playboy girls soppose to be pretty&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
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		<title>By: matt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>id rather eat dog food than look at them. what is hef thinking? he HAD 3 hott babes with him and lets them go for 2 skanky and ugly twins with no tits lol. i bet they are only seeing hefner as a cover up so when he dies he could leave them to inherit a lot of money. who would want to date an 83 year old man except for wealth and fame? id rather the holly, bridget and kendra than a million of them =) ps i hate karrisa and christina. (incest not a good thing) lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>id rather eat dog food than look at them. what is hef thinking? he HAD 3 hott babes with him and lets them go for 2 skanky and ugly twins with no tits lol. i bet they are only seeing hefner as a cover up so when he dies he could leave them to inherit a lot of money. who would want to date an 83 year old man except for wealth and fame? id rather the holly, bridget and kendra than a million of them =) ps i hate karrisa and christina. (incest not a good thing) lol
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fugly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fugly.
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		<title>By: Anon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did someone really say about Emma Watson that &lt;i&gt;she seemed “nice” and “very American.”&lt;/i&gt;

And mean it as a compliment? Because really, how insulting can you get?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did someone really say about Emma Watson that <i>she seemed “nice” and “very American.”</i></p>
<p>And mean it as a compliment? Because really, how insulting can you get?
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		<title>By: Trashaddict</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trashaddict</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So they&#039;re twins, at least now he has an excuse for when he can&#039;t tell &quot;the girls&quot; apart.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So they&#8217;re twins, at least now he has an excuse for when he can&#8217;t tell &#8220;the girls&#8221; apart&#8230;..
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		<title>By: feedmeplz</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate to say this, but don&#039;t they look like miss piggy???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate to say this, but don&#8217;t they look like miss piggy???
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		<title>By: lola lola</title>
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		<dc:creator>lola lola</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy Mackeral are those two chicks homely! Hef must need glasses really badly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy Mackeral are those two chicks homely! Hef must need glasses really badly.
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		<title>By: jj</title>
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		<dc:creator>jj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t worry, they will get new pair of boobs in a few months</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t worry, they will get new pair of boobs in a few months
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		<title>By: Jaclyn</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Their boobs are so small! I thought all playgirls had huge boobs...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Their boobs are so small! I thought all playgirls had huge boobs&#8230;
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