Tiger Woods has a new 22 year-old girlfriend that’s the daughter of one of his agents or something. I was going to report about this when I saw that it was one of the top stories on Huffpo, but I questioned whether anyone would really care. The guy is a serial cheater who is trying to make some sort of long-overdue weak media tour after that huge scandal last year, and maybe part of that is rolling out a new girlfriend. She’s really young and probably impressionable, and Tiger needs to seem like he didn’t go back to immediately banging hookers and strippers. It turns out that this girl’s dad lives right next to Tiger in Windemere, Florida, and that when she was a little girl she used to draw him good luck pictures. Ew. Tiger is currently 35, so 35 and 22 isn’t that big of an age difference, but if he knew her as a little girl it seems creepy.
From childhood fan to girlfriend! Tiger Woods’ new squeeze, 22 year-old grad student Alyse Lahti Johnston, used to make crayon drawings for Woods, 35, when she was a child, a friend tells Hot Stuff [US Weekly]. Johnston – whose stepdad lives next door to Woods in Windemere, Florida (and serves as an executive at the pro golfer’s sports management company, IMG) “would draw good luck pictures for Tiger before his tournaments,” her pal Stephen Burack tells Hot Stuff… “They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger and other athletes. But Alyse never said she was interested in him!” Things turned romantic recently, adds another pal: “They started dating around New Year’s Eve after seeing each other at one of her dad’s functions.”
[From US Weekly, print edition, April 4, 2011]
After I read that the girl was Tiger’s neighbor I remembered a story in the National Enquirer that had a full interview with a neighbor girl who was a college student when Tiger seduced her. (And cheated on his then wife Elin, natch.) The news came out well after the dozen plus mistresses crawled out of the woodwork so it didn’t get a lot of press. The thing is, this was a different neighbor’s daughter coed, named Raychel Coudriet. The Enquirer reported that she was a neighbor in Orlando, FL not Windemere. At least he waited until they were of age, right?
Look at that expression on the face of the poor star-struck kid to the right. Ugh. This is where celebrity sucks.
He was doomed from inception:
A “Tiger” – is a predator
“Woods” – can be classified as part of the male anatomy (ha)
His play tools are his “Irons” – not good
He puts his balls into holes on a course.
This plus celebrity status (huh) – what else would you expect from him?
Wth?!! Sick.
Because 22 year olds are naive enough to think “he’ll be different with me”.
I read her dad introduced them too. He’s on the payroll somehow…sick
hmm… maybe the girl is into golf and that’s what they have in common. Really who knows?
The dad is an idiot for letting them date–what could he be thinking (other than seeing $$ signs, I guess).
This reminds me of when Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise first got together and she kept blathering about how she wanted to marry him when she grew up. It seems that starstruck girls don’t have much common sense. Run Alyse! Run!!
If he weren’t such a whore with a history of banging neighbor’s daughters, the age thing might not be such a big deal, but he is and he does and it’s creepy as hell.
I hope this is some fake PR relationship to make it seem like he’s not spending all his time with Waffle House waitresses, because why on earth would any guy, especially one who knows Tiger, be OK with his daughter dating him? Unless all they see is $$$$$…
13 yrs age diff and he knew her when she was a child? Gross!
I wonder if Elin Woods is crazy or mean or abusive or what because of all the women he has rumored to have been with she is by far the most beautiful. She looks very similiar to Reese Witherspoon to me but she has longer legs. If she is crazy that is one thing but if she is not, if she really is a sweet, intelligent woman, as she is often described, then Tiger really has serious mental issues.
This is gross to the extreme. His own handlers are so into the locker room mentality, that they don’t even SEE that this is a form of exploitation. They still think Tiger is some God who won’t be at all criticized for his…..sexual deviance.
Ick. Nast. (As a side note, Tiger used to be cute…how he looks like a beat down pervert, which at least is an honest reflection of his character.)
@9 wunderkindt-”13 yrs age diff and he knew her when she was a child? Gross!”
Hey theres been worst…
René Angelil and Celine Dion,he was 40 she was 12 when they met and they ”magically” fell in love when she was 18.
Let’s not forget Woody Allen and Sun Yee,he adopted her first then married her,what a guy!!!
They’re f*cked up guys out there but unfortunately there is also women ready to follow them.
Poor stupid girl.
He certainly has a type. Ugly trash.
Huh. She looks like a younger Kate Hudson.
Ewwwwwwwww.
I find it is usually very telling when a guy will not date women his own age. I guess he can’t handle a real woman so he goes for young and stupid.
The Thornbirds
22 and 35 is a HUGE difference at those ages.
And somewhere I saw a photo of her recently where she had been arrested.
She looked very different from the above photo.
Well he certainly seems to have a type, the one up top has the same type look as Elin- except of course that while the girl may be younger but Elin is freakin gorgeous
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He is sooooooo disgusting!!!!!
@whitedaisy I saw her mugshot too on Bitten & Bound & YIKES!! She looks nothing like Elin. Even her other pics they had. Scary berry. Make up does a body good! -Then again, I’ve never found Tiger attractive either, so it kind of fits.
Like I said the other day, Tiger Woods is the new Woody Allen.
God he has really let himself go hasn’t he? It’s def. creepy. And just a side note that anybody at any age can be naive taken advantage of and and on the other side of the issue they can also be present enough as a human being to make their own decisions and mistakes, yeesh it’s not like we’re all dumb just because we’re twenty-something.
Ew Ew! It’s only gross to me because they knew each other when she was s kid. If he didn’t know her as a kid, no big deal.
Thanks dizzybenny. I would also like to go even further. She may be 22, but young does not mean stupid, and Tiger is being given too much credit here to think he has stalked and groomed her to swoop in and make her his girlfriend.
She’s old enough to count, right? When he screws over her she will get fat check and still be young enough to spend it. Who’s really getting played?
@Roma I have to say, I resent that implication. I’m 22 and I know very well that once a douchey cheater, always a douchey cheater. And that you cannot change a person.
This girl is just an idiot. She will probably pick losers all her life. I’d love to know what she’s going to grad school for. Something tells me it’s not neurobiology.
What father, in his right mind, would “introduce” his daughter to a serial, STD infected cheater??? Really? I would like to know!?
This girl and father duo must be complete golddigging fame whores or this must be a PR stunt from Tiger’s court trying to fix his image.
*dry heaving now*
He see young p***y,she see $$$$$sign,its a match made in STD heaven.
Whatever the reason for Alyse Lahti Johnston’s friends to say she was not into him were mistaken, after all to be Tiger Woods’ girlfriend was her fantasy since childhood (okay maybe not), the drawings she made of Tiger have been revealed and things are about to get very interesting. plus never seen pictures
Tiger Woods’ Girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnson Did Crayon Drawings of Him Since Childhood http://sports.rightpundits.com/?p=6013
My wife is 13 yrs younger than me. It happens.
man tiger is not looking good. he needs to get back on the green
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