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		<title>By: Joseph</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joseph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Journey to the Center of Your Mind&quot;, Ted thought it meant the little head.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Journey to the Center of Your Mind&#8221;, Ted thought it meant the little head.
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		<title>By: Nick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guess what, if you don&#039;t like Ted, tough. There&#039;s more of us than you, and we&#039;re armed. Wow, he&#039;s loud. If you&#039;re not loud and pissed off about what&#039;s going on in this country, then YOU ARE WRONG. And if you live in MI and you don&#039;t like Ted, then you live in either Detroit, Flint, or Ann Arbor. Stay there. You&#039;re the same ones that think Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda, Alec Baldwin, and Sean Penn have something to say. 
Codzilla, wild animals are not your family. What kind of messed-up fairy tale land do you live in? Jesus, Joseph, and Dale Earnhardt Sr., people need to pull their heads out of their 4th point of contact.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess what, if you don&#8217;t like Ted, tough. There&#8217;s more of us than you, and we&#8217;re armed. Wow, he&#8217;s loud. If you&#8217;re not loud and pissed off about what&#8217;s going on in this country, then YOU ARE WRONG. And if you live in MI and you don&#8217;t like Ted, then you live in either Detroit, Flint, or Ann Arbor. Stay there. You&#8217;re the same ones that think Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda, Alec Baldwin, and Sean Penn have something to say.<br />
Codzilla, wild animals are not your family. What kind of messed-up fairy tale land do you live in? Jesus, Joseph, and Dale Earnhardt Sr., people need to pull their heads out of their 4th point of contact.
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wango Tango Back Woods Animal Killing
SumofaBitch. He looks like he could be the Unabomber&#039;s son. He&#039;s probably planning some crazy sh*t as we speak.</description>
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SumofaBitch. He looks like he could be the Unabomber&#8217;s son. He&#8217;s probably planning some crazy sh*t as we speak.
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		<title>By: mark</title>
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		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ted Nugent is, always has been and always will be an untalented, obnoxious joke.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ted Nugent is, always has been and always will be an untalented, obnoxious joke.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jaundice: It would almost be worth having him over so I could shoot his balls off when he started to take aim. I live in a red state, so it&#039;s likely I&#039;d avoid prison. :mrgreen:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jaundice: It would almost be worth having him over so I could shoot his balls off when he started to take aim. I live in a red state, so it&#8217;s likely I&#8217;d avoid prison. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<dc:creator>JaundiceMachine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That sounds sweet, Cod.  Just don&#039;t ever invite the Nuge over for tea.  He&#039;s liable to take potshots at your friends.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That sounds sweet, Cod.  Just don&#8217;t ever invite the Nuge over for tea.  He&#8217;s liable to take potshots at your friends.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jaundice: Jesus, that&#039;s depressing. We have a herd of elk who roam around here (literally right outside our windows) and they&#039;ve become part of the family. One has even befriended my horses and occasionally  jumps into the pasture to hang out/snack on some hay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jaundice: Jesus, that&#8217;s depressing. We have a herd of elk who roam around here (literally right outside our windows) and they&#8217;ve become part of the family. One has even befriended my horses and occasionally  jumps into the pasture to hang out/snack on some hay.
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great.  He&#039;s JUST what we need these days.  More tripe and dick wagging.

Shut up and sing, Ted.</description>
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<p>Shut up and sing, Ted.
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		<title>By: judy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wacko</description>
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ted Nugent touts himself as an avid outdoorsman . . . but it&#039;s well known amongst hunters that he&#039;s pampered and incredibly unsportsmenlike.  

In South-Central Colorado he paid ludicrous amounts of money to hunt on private land heavily populated with elk. He then proceeded to shoot an elk in the gut (a stupid shot), but refused to track it and give fair chase, thereby sentencing the creature to a long and painful death - all because tracking it would entail too much effort on his part.  

Instead, the &quot;adamant hunter&quot; wanted to take aim at another elk nearby and threw a hissy fit when the guide wouldn&#039;t let him and insisted they should track the first elk.  Nuge bitched about it until they all agreed to head home. He tried to hunt the same land next year, but they refused to take his money.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ted Nugent touts himself as an avid outdoorsman . . . but it&#8217;s well known amongst hunters that he&#8217;s pampered and incredibly unsportsmenlike.  </p>
<p>In South-Central Colorado he paid ludicrous amounts of money to hunt on private land heavily populated with elk. He then proceeded to shoot an elk in the gut (a stupid shot), but refused to track it and give fair chase, thereby sentencing the creature to a long and painful death &#8211; all because tracking it would entail too much effort on his part.  </p>
<p>Instead, the &#8220;adamant hunter&#8221; wanted to take aim at another elk nearby and threw a hissy fit when the guide wouldn&#8217;t let him and insisted they should track the first elk.  Nuge bitched about it until they all agreed to head home. He tried to hunt the same land next year, but they refused to take his money.
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