Comments on: The Enquirer says a Spears family member confirmed Jamie Lynn is pregnant http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:17:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: aspen http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-119210 aspen Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:00:47 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-119210 You know...I don't understand why it's so taboo to suggest that these girls just simply NOT lie back and spread them every time they feel an urge. Seriously! Since when did being oversexed at the age of 15 become some sort of requirement? Just to stick it to moral framework you don't agree with? How about...instead of condoms and pills that require forethought and responsibility and an attention span greater than that of a fruit fly...we actually tell these little darlings that it's better NOT to have an express lane put in for every boy that makes you feel tingly in your pants. I seriously despair for the future. 'Cause what kills me is that the vast majority of people think that those of us who waited for adulthood to get laid are puritanical at best and fanatical religious zealots at worst...simply for suggesting that it's probably best for 17 year-olds NOT to be doing this at all...rather than demonstrating condom use and then patting them on the head and expecting them to use good judgement. You know…I don’t understand why it’s so taboo to suggest that these girls just simply NOT lie back and spread them every time they feel an urge. Seriously! Since when did being oversexed at the age of 15 become some sort of requirement? Just to stick it to moral framework you don’t agree with? How about…instead of condoms and pills that require forethought and responsibility and an attention span greater than that of a fruit fly…we actually tell these little darlings that it’s better NOT to have an express lane put in for every boy that makes you feel tingly in your pants.

I seriously despair for the future. ‘Cause what kills me is that the vast majority of people think that those of us who waited for adulthood to get laid are puritanical at best and fanatical religious zealots at worst…simply for suggesting that it’s probably best for 17 year-olds NOT to be doing this at all…rather than demonstrating condom use and then patting them on the head and expecting them to use good judgement.

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]]> By: anastasiabeaverhausen http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118608 anastasiabeaverhausen Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:56:55 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118608 Oh well hell, she might as well have another one now. Then get her tubes tied and be done with it. Just think--by the time she's 35 she'll have an empty nest, her youngest would be 18. Wooo hooo! Then she can REALLY party. Ah well, I got nothin'. Oh well hell, she might as well have another one now. Then get her tubes tied and be done with it. Just think–by the time she’s 35 she’ll have an empty nest, her youngest would be 18. Wooo hooo! Then she can REALLY party.

Ah well, I got nothin’.

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]]> By: sauvage http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118588 sauvage Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:28:57 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118588 Oh my god, Jody. You just reminded me of the times when I would have Herpes (the facial sort, not the one on your private parts, thank God) every other week. Puberty sucks! I didn't know about the "one in four"-part, thanx for that information. I guess a lot of people still fall for good old "I look at all the girls CAREFULLY"-BS. Can you believe it? "He didn't seem sick" - yeah. Oh my god, Jody. You just reminded me of the times when I would have Herpes (the facial sort, not the one on your private parts, thank God) every other week. Puberty sucks!
I didn’t know about the “one in four”-part, thanx for that information. I guess a lot of people still fall for good old “I look at all the girls CAREFULLY”-BS. Can you believe it? “He didn’t seem sick” – yeah.

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]]> By: Jody http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118523 Jody Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:45:09 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118523 I agree Sauvage, there are so many more reason to protect yourself than just pregnancy. Herpes stays with you a lot longer than a baby. It's not just abstinence education, or lack of sex education here. It's much bigger than the kids. Look around. 1 in 4 ADULTS has some form of STD-- 1 in 4. People are stupid and/or lazy, but it's usually both. I've heard guys say, with my own ears, that nothing compares to 'bareback', or that they can't come with a condom. It's our responsibility as females to watch out for our uteruses (uterii?)/lady bits. Especially if you're JL who's man is an alleged cheater anyway. I'm reminded of a great Madeline Khan quote, "Men are not true to anything, they will have sex with a tree." -- And you can bet they won't use a condom either. @mollination-- I was thinking the same thing about her shirt--maybe she should lay off the yoga, apparently she's a bit too flexible. I agree Sauvage, there are so many more reason to protect yourself than just pregnancy. Herpes stays with you a lot longer than a baby.

It’s not just abstinence education, or lack of sex education here. It’s much bigger than the kids. Look around. 1 in 4 ADULTS has some form of STD– 1 in 4. People are stupid and/or lazy, but it’s usually both.

I’ve heard guys say, with my own ears, that nothing compares to ‘bareback’, or that they can’t come with a condom. It’s our responsibility as females to watch out for our uteruses (uterii?)/lady bits. Especially if you’re JL who’s man is an alleged cheater anyway.

I’m reminded of a great Madeline Khan quote, “Men are not true to anything, they will have sex with a tree.”
– And you can bet they won’t use a condom either.

@mollination– I was thinking the same thing about her shirt–maybe she should lay off the yoga, apparently she’s a bit too flexible.

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]]> By: sauvage http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118473 sauvage Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:19:45 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118473 I can't believe there are still people out there to hold up the chastity thing. Oh, and the "condoms don't work"-lie. Teenagers do have sex. That's a fact. Whether protected or not, and I'd prefer them to protect themselves. It might not be a good idea to get a hormone implant while still breast feeding, but that for example would have been an option to begin with. Yaya, I know, nothing is 100% secure, but still, using protection - any protection! - will significantly enhance your chances NOT to have to take care for a whole other human being while you're still unable to take care of yourself. Besides, what condoms, and only condoms, will protect you from, is HIV, is Clamydia, is fungus, is... I can’t believe there are still people out there to hold up the chastity thing. Oh, and the “condoms don’t work”-lie. Teenagers do have sex. That’s a fact. Whether protected or not, and I’d prefer them to protect themselves. It might not be a good idea to get a hormone implant while still breast feeding, but that for example would have been an option to begin with. Yaya, I know, nothing is 100% secure, but still, using protection – any protection! – will significantly enhance your chances NOT to have to take care for a whole other human being while you’re still unable to take care of yourself. Besides, what condoms, and only condoms, will protect you from, is HIV, is Clamydia, is fungus, is…

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]]> By: SeVen http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118313 SeVen Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:42:17 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118313 Woot the OxyClean Warewolf is in the background of the header picture... to the left and behind! Woot the OxyClean Warewolf is in the background of the header picture… to the left and behind!

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]]> By: Amy http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118287 Amy Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:48:44 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118287 @Leandra -- having babies isn't a chore that we should "get out of the way" so we can "enjoy life" again while we're still young! Yeesh, you kids today... Oh, and the tacky shirt? Way to go, Jamie Lynn. You're a great role model -- a teen pushing around her baby in a stroller with a trashy double entendre on her shirt. Should have gone with the one that says "Sperm Bank," if you ask me. (Family Guy, anyone?) @Leandra — having babies isn’t a chore that we should “get out of the way” so we can “enjoy life” again while we’re still young!

Yeesh, you kids today…

Oh, and the tacky shirt? Way to go, Jamie Lynn. You’re a great role model — a teen pushing around her baby in a stroller with a trashy double entendre on her shirt.

Should have gone with the one that says “Sperm Bank,” if you ask me. (Family Guy, anyone?)

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]]> By: Jeanne http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118251 Jeanne Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:11:47 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118251 Wow is she dumber than a box of rocks or what? Wow is she dumber than a box of rocks or what?

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]]> By: Codzilla http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118208 Codzilla Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:22:55 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118208 Dante: I'll hold her down. But if we get arrested, can you post bail for both of us? Dante: I’ll hold her down. But if we get arrested, can you post bail for both of us?

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]]> By: KDRockstar http://www.celebitchy.com/14773/jamie_lynn_takes_maddie_shopping_still_hounded_by_rumors_of_another_pregnancy/#comment-118176 KDRockstar Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:13:57 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=14773#comment-118176 Granted, she is not the best role model for tweens. Whenever "Zoey 101" comes on TV, my son changes the channel and says, "I'll watch it when they show how Zoey got pregnant." Still, she has the financial means to care for a child, if not the familial or spiritual support. I'm more worried that she's bipolar like Brit. I'm in your schools... your kids are having sex. Are you talking to them? Are you telling them to "tie your legs together" or to abstain? Get a banana, get a condom, show them how to use it, then tell them that it still causes crying, screaming, money-sucking, crazy-inducing babies to be born. Granted, she is not the best role model for tweens. Whenever “Zoey 101″ comes on TV, my son changes the channel and says, “I’ll watch it when they show how Zoey got pregnant.”

Still, she has the financial means to care for a child, if not the familial or spiritual support. I’m more worried that she’s bipolar like Brit.

I’m in your schools… your kids are having sex. Are you talking to them? Are you telling them to “tie your legs together” or to abstain? Get a banana, get a condom, show them how to use it, then tell them that it still causes crying, screaming, money-sucking, crazy-inducing babies to be born.

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