Does Mila Kunis have her eye on James Franco’s biscuits?

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This week’s In Touch Weekly has a story about James Franco and Mila Kunis possibly hooking up. I know, where would James find the time for romancing Mila when he has so much High Art to produce? Also: I’m pretty sure that James has a long-term girlfriend, although God knows what’s really going on with him. But don’t let that ruin a good tabloid story! So, James and Mila have known each other for a while – they filmed a Funny or Die sketch once, and they appeared together in Date Night as a trashy married couple. Then, a few weeks ago, James and Mila were added to the cast of Oz: The Great and Powerful, and somebody at In Touch Weekly decided that James and Mila were probably hooking up already, or that they should start. A source even told the magazine, “They’ve been hooking up on and off for months” and that Mila wanted to do Oz specifically because she wanted to work/hookup with James. Yeah… Gossip Cop, take it away!

It appears the only way Mila Kunis can avoid bogus tabloid-fueled romance rumors would be to stop appearing in movies that also star men.

Despite zero evidence, outlets linked Kunis to her Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake over and over and over again.

And now, like clockwork, Kunis’ decision to join Oz: The Great and Powerful is being explained as an excuse for her to chase its star, James Franco.

In Touch takes the lead in this round of baseless speculation, claiming Kunis “scoop[ed] up” the role of Theodora the witch in Oz just so she could get closer to Franco.

The actor is “her latest conquest,” declares the magazine, which cites a so-called “source” as saying, “They start filming soon, and she’s really excited to see where this could lead.”

We already know exactly where it will lead – to rumors that Kunis and Franco have struck up an on-set romance, at least until she begins her next project, when she’ll inevitably be linked to that leading man.

A source close to Kunis tells Gossip Cop the Franco rumor is “not true” and points out that the actress was producers’ first choice for her Oz role.

[From Gossip Cop]

I don’t believe that Mila and James have been hooking up, although they are probably closer to each other’s type than Mila and Justin Timberlake. Of course, I also believe that Mila and JT never hooked up, just because I think she would be above that junk. But I worry about Mila. The tabloids are going to be hooking her up with costars until she gets a new boyfriend. So, in this game, which is worse? Justin “Limp, Douchey Cheater” Timberlake or James “Limp, Pretentious High Art” Franco? If I was Mila and those were my only two choices, I would stay home and masturbate, and wait this bitch out.

Here’s an older Funny or Die video where James and Mila spoofed The Hills. It’s funny because Franco is really into it:

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  1. lucy2 says:

    Nah. She’s the hot young thing right now, they’re going to pair him up to anyone and everyone.
    Did anyone else see JF on the Colbert Report the other night? He wasn’t too obnoxious until the end, when he told Stephen he could have some “real artists” comment on Stephen’s portrait because he “knows them all”. Um, barf.

  2. Rita says:

    I’ve got to be the most un-cool person in the world. This “biscuit” thingy has me all confused now. I didn’t know James Franco even had “biscuits”. Sorry, I’ll try to pay attention.

  3. KJ says:

    She def has that Jolie effect – any time she’s next to another man, the rumors that she’s going to “conquer” him will start. And it’s so bizarre because as gorgeous and sexy as she is, Mila was in her last relationship for something like 6 or 7 years. So she’s obviously pretty grounded and not a ScarJo (no disrespect, I love my sluts).

  4. Anti-icon says:

    I worry about Mila too, though I think she, perhaps more than any starlet, can handle her career and personal life. (Franco isn’t good enough for her either….def not Timberlake, the twee little non-man.)

  5. Solveig says:

    Ewww! Franco is really too busy doing art to hook up with anything that revolves outside the orbit of his ego.

  6. liz says:

    i always loved that skit – it’s really funny. almost as much as I would actually love Mila and James together…

  7. Sarah says:

    Personally, I would love to see them two together. I think they are both gorgeous and would look super hot together.

  8. Sloane Wyatt says:

    @rita lol…I love your humor. Biscuits = fluffy delicious buttery lady parts

  9. nellie says:

    I have to admit that Funny or Die skit of the Hills was dead-on and pretty funny.

  10. The Truth Fairy says:

    I thought only girls had biscuits?!

  11. Jaded says:

    So what would be the male equivalent of bisquits…croissants? Hot dog buns? Sugarloaf? Pound cake? Help me out here girls!!!

  12. Nancy says:

    Wait I thought he was gay?

  13. theotheryael says:

    @jaded

    i definitely snorted out loud reading your comment. croissants has my vote.

  14. Quest says:

    I like “corn dogs” or “mcnuggets”

  15. Audrey says:

    Ok I’m just going to throw this idea out there, but I’m not 100% serious about it. McAuley Culkin was supposed to be a huge stoner as is James Franco. Perhaps she likes guys that get high…

  16. MJ says:

    I think these two would make a great couple, but maybe it’s because Mila looks like me as a teenager (not anymore, sadly) and I have a burning in my loins for Franco. Even the little red stoner piggy eyes.

  17. Nanea says:

    @ # 11 – Jaded: I’d call it baguette!

  18. Jaded says:

    @Nanea – We have a winner! Baguette it is!

  19. Mimi says:

    I so called this one. I really hope that this is true. James is my fantasy future baby daddy and Mila is def my girl crush, so to me, this is like the hottest hookup ever. If it can’t be me with James at least I know he is in good hands lol. Make it happen Mila.

  20. dd says:

    yay!i am so happy!!!
    i always said that if i am not going to be with
    one of them i hope they gat twogether.
    so yeah,i think its great if its true

  21. hoganbcmj says:

    I kinda want this to happen for some reason. I feel like they’d be a really cute couple. She truly is the hottest young starlet right now.

  22. Beauty says:

    When did James become so ugly ?

  23. Reality says:

    I’d give them my blessing, I think they’d be a hot couple.

  24. beth says:

    seriously, every time i take one look at mila, i forget what i wanted to say; damnit, i’m jealous.

    james and justin can go suck eggs for all i care…

  25. Confuzzle says:

    He’s such a dirty, creepy critter.

  26. sandy says:

    yeah, i think they would be good together, just not JT, please!! she is waaaay out of his immature fake glasses wearing league.

  27. Marjalane says:

    Oh please. Mila Kunis spent what, six or eight years with McCauley Caulkin? This is a huge up grade, and as douchtastic as Franco is, I give the Marjalane blessing. ANYTHING is better than that little pubehead Timberdouche.

  28. Emma says:

    I’m befuddled as well. I thought men had dongs and women had biscuits. What is this madness?? I don’t understand!!

  29. islandwalker says:

    She can do so very much better. He’s a douche.

  30. Newbie says:

    I don’t necessarily believe this, but…can I ask why we’re taking the whole “Gossip Cop” thing seriously? Seems like they only ever have a say when a celeb’s manager or publicist or rep denies/confirms a story. Yeah, cuz we all know that THEY never lie. OR…they have “unnamed” sources like any other tabloid. Perhaps I’m just out of the loop and missing something crucial, but I don’t get how we should trust them anymore than we trust In Touch Magazine…
    Feel free to contradict me. Like I said, maybe there’s something I’m missing?

  31. Chris says:

    Franco looks like shit in that second photo. Mila, surely you’ve made your own millions already, forget other celebrities just get with someone who does it for you, like the hot guy at the gym or whoever.

  32. daisy says:

    @audry,justin timberlake smokes weed too!I think I finally like Mila…

  33. Celery says:

    Hmm. Rumors are obviously inevitable if you have chemistry with everyone you work with. Maybe shes just an amazing person who gets along with everybody.