Well, this sounds like a legwarmer-wearing trainwreck in the making. Hot on the heels of successful revival tours like those of Van Halen and The Police, former 1980s teen songstresses Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are reportedly planning a joint tour, presumably to reel in the same pathetic souls who once showed up to watch Tiffany sing at the mall. In one respect, it seems rather inevitable that these two would end up chained together on tour while inadvertently synchronizing their respective menstrual cycles. On the other hand, Gibson must secretly hate this whole mess because, while she used to write her own music, Tiffany covered most of her own hits from other artists. Regardless, here they are together again:

Tiffany is putting together tour dates with fellow 1980s icon Debbie Gibson. The pair, who starred together in the Syfy movie Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, plan to cover songs that inspired them as well as peform their own material. “We want to journey through the ’80s and all the artists who influenced us,” Tiffany told us, adding that she and Gibson might do covers of hits by Stevie Nicks, Reba McIntyre and Guns N’ Roses, as well as Broadway tunes. They’d also perform their own material. Tiff’s on tour supporting her new release, “Rose Tattoo.”

[From NYPost]

Do you realize what this means? Providing that these two ladies can actually sell a significant amount of venues, we’ll soon have footage of Tiffany screeching her own version of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” that could actually rival Fergie’s nightmare-inducing Superbowl performance. Speaking of genuine awfulness, here’s the “catfight” clip from Tiffany and Debbie’s recent SyFy network movie, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. If you stick around to the 2:00 minute mark, the fur begins to fly between Tiff and Deb, with the latter saying this actual dialogue: “Oh bitch, please. You’re going down … you’re going to get it, you gator-baiting bitch!”

While these two aren’t exactly national treasures, they are mildly entertaining for about five seconds. Man, I can’t wait for the roadside tour reports to hit the internet.

Photos of Tiffany and Debbie at the SyFy premiere of Mega Python vs. Gatoroid courtesy of WENN

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