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While many of us would enjoy punching Michael Lohan in the face, Lindsay’s dad has finally found someone willing to pay for the privilege: Bob Venero, the Humanitarian Hitman.
The man who will face celebrity dad-gone-bad Michael Lohan in a charity boxing match is a Long Island businessman who bills himself as “The Humanitarian Hitman.”
Bob Venero, president and CEO of Future Tech Enterprise in Holbrook, L.I., forked over $30,000 to duke it out with Lohan in the Fight for Charity at the Hilton Long Island in Melville on Nov. 24.
With each contender weighing in at 170 pounds, the fight is a pretty even match-up.
“It’s a fight,” Lohan said. “It’s gonna get serious. But it’s about charity. We’re not going to kill each other.”
Michael was originally angling for Perez Hilton or a similar c-list celebrity to take him on. Michael claims to have studied martial arts seven years, although I am unsure if this will help in a boxing ring. He’s relatively well matched in the fight, but let’s face it, he’s not fighting to win. He’s fighting for money.
The money will be donated to several Long Island charities. Bob Venero is not only a CEO of a business, but also of Bob Venero Children’s Foundation, that helps sick children. The $30,000 includes the $20,000 fight fee, and seats Bob purchased for his friends and family to watch the match.
Michael Lohan is 48 years old, 5’10”, and 170 pounds. Bon Venero is 40 years old, 5’8” and also 170 pounds, according to Newsday. It could be an interesting match, but let’s face it, we all want Lohan to get his ass handed to him.
Michael Lohan and his fiance are shown at two events on 9/18/08 in LA: an art opening and the Jamie Jo album release party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Credit: WENN/Fayes Vision
Written by Helen
Posted in Michael Lohan
12 Responses to “Michael Lohan finds someone willing to punch him for charity”
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I hope this fight gets recorded.
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I’d punch him for charity, but only if he didn’t get a dime. I’d also punch him for free. Let’s set that up!
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Why does anyone even care about this person is beyond me. The “fiance” must be so proud. It’s not every day a gal can find the “loser’ of her dreams.
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Who lied and told that chick her hair looked cute like that?
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Michael claims to have studied martial arts seven years
Watching The Karate Kid every Friday night doesn’t count, Michael
So this twat has found yet ANOTHER way to keep people talking about him. Yay. We’ll never be rid of him.
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And who lied and said it’s cute to look back over your shoulder smiling stupidly with your leg kicked up so you can show off your cutesy flowered shoe soles, and all the while leaning against (gulp, choke) a (gag) Lohan?
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what a tool.
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hahah! Syko, I was about to comment that it looked like she walked through paint on the way to the carpet and no one told her…..
He is a tool. I’m taller and weigh more than he does, I think I could knock him down…..
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Haha Jennifer that was funny.:lol:
He’s a douche! -
I was so thinking the same Jennifer!
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I hope he gets the royal piss knocked out of him. Then crawls away to some far away land to lick his wounds. Forever.
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What’s with the fiance in the lower picture? Sheesh!
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