These are the only photos we have so far of Linnocent entering the courthouse today – you can see a better photo of Linnocent’s full ensemble here, at TMZ. Their sources say the outfit consists of vintage Lanvin pants (fug sailor junk), Lanvin shoes (peeptoe black hooker heels – peeptoe is inappropriate for court) and a “bodysuit” from Wilford. Um, are people still wearing bodysuits? I remember, back when I was a C-cup (in my youth, bitches), getting a bodysuit from Victoria’s Secret. Those things are made for girls with no boobs and a short torso, let’s just say that. Who wears an itchy, crotch-hating bodysuit to court?! Oh, and the purse is Fendi! It’s black, and I can’t really see it. One more thing: I still don’t think the crackheaded bitch is wearing a bra!!!
As far as what’s going on in the courtroom… meh. TMZ is updating as stuff comes in, but I’m not going to wait around. I asked CB if I should, and her exact words were “we’re not ruining a Friday before a holiday because she has no personal responsibility whatsoever.” You can read TMZ’s updates here, and I’ll be back later to write something up if something noteworthy happens.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Well at least she’s not showing us her tata’s this time.
Sounds like CB should join us for a couple of Linnocent Shooters at the tailgate party.
She always looks so freaking sloppy. Pull your hair out of your damn face and show some respect. I’m so over this trick.
I know it will never happen, but it would be a godsend if she got State time, not County. It would do her some good to have to engage in forced labor with the general pop. I’d love to see her, sans weave and in a hair net, ice cream scooping mashed potatoes in the mess hall.
Sorry, I don’t mean to sound bitchy, but she needs to be force fed a large slice of humble pie.
Oh Kaiser, how quaint, wearing a bra in court…we are talking about Lindsay Inappropriate Lohan! Still, I think it’s a baby step up from her previous inappropriate court get-ups.
She must be worried if she’s actually dressing semi-decent to court for once.
Hope the judge isn’t lenient on her. AGAIN.
I think bodysuits are due for a comeback.
But she seems braless again and is wearing stripper shoes. Tacky.
@ Zelda, you said it sister. “Braless”, “Stripper Shoes” and “TACKY” equals BLOHAN!!
I agree that peep toe stilettos aren’t appropriate for court. Who cares is the trousers are Lanvin and the purse is Fendi? Is her publicist (does she even still have one?) dropping these designer names?
She’s is such a joke now. Seriously, what a waste.
Is it really that hard to comb your hair, wear a shirt and a suit, with a bra! she cannot come up with this one outfit for her (how many times in court) court hearing? What a tool. Just utterly stupid and no bra, yes, because we want to look at your tits in court.
Pass the Linnocent Shooter.. I need a little pick me up!
Why oh why can’t this crackhead put on a bra?! I just don’t get it!
I completely agree that her shoes are inappropriate for court. I completely agree that it’s ridiculous that she treats her court dates like her own personal catwalks. But all that pales in comparison to the fact that she just WILL NOT wear a bra! Could someone on her “team” (a.k.a White Oprah and her dealer de jour) please tell her she needs it? Because she does. Bad.
Please, she’s wearing vintage clothes because she can’t afford new ones.
This outfit ended up looking half-decent because her other (slutty) clothes were probably too dirty to be worn in public. It’s laundry day for Lohan.
EDIT: I can’t believe I’ve actually commented on this waste of space.
The lawyer has some killer legs, though!
@Zelda: hahahahaha!!!! Didn’t even notice the sagging tittays because I was so ‘enamored’ by her face. WTF.
She just can’t get it right, can she? How freakin’ hard is it to put on a bra?
You noticed Shawn Holley got out of the car with her, I am going to assumen Shawn went over to Lindsay’s to find some appropriate court appareal and that was all she could find to hide her tits and not show her coochie.
Best courtroom ensemble yet from her. At least she’s covered and looks as respectable as possible, for Lindsay that’s saying alot.
BTW vintage Lanvin pants go from anywhere between 200.00 if they are in ok shape to about 800.00 if they are pristine, depending on where you get them. New they retail between 950.00-2500.00. More if they are leather. The body suit is Wolford.
Looks like she just rolled out of bed and with a hangover to boot!
@Tanya: You don’t sound bitchy, you are preaching the truth. I co-sign every bit of what you wrote.
It really has come down to some of us hating her in the respect that she NEVER f-ing seems to get what she deserves. Somehow the judge is lenient or Shawn pulls a rabbit out of the hat.
It’s downright disgusting.
Lindsay dresses like she is some VIP instead of a has-been starlet circling the drain. Delusion thy name is Lohan.
i broke my elbow last week and i STILL manage to wear a bra!
@ Tanya: I could NOT agree more. You’re not being bitchy, you’re being real. Everybody needs at least SOME humility, and she has zero.
In her defense (sort of) I will say when I was her age I didn’t wear bras very often either, although my boobs weren’t as large as hers, PLUS I would have worn one to court. But in my 20s I didn’t really have to… then gravity kicked in LOL.
It’s really unfortunate that this is, by FAR, the closest to ‘appropriate’ she’s ever dressed for court. (Or… anything else.) I stopped expecting anything remotely ‘decent’ ages ago, this is about as good as it gets.
I have no faith in the so called ‘justice system’. I thought if she took the plea, she’d spend 3 months in county jail. (sentenced to longer, but shortened due to crowding…), & when she didn’t take the plea, it meant she could end up getting *prison* time, as opposed to jail.
But it’s starting to look like she’s not even going to end up with a month of county time. I just try not to care, but it really is frustrating. An ounce of pot or stealing a $50 top from a department store would NAIL one of US to the wall. But a DUI & stealing a $2,500 necklace (among other things) gets her a possible misdemeanor?
My guess is that she does not own any underwear at all – that is why she never wears any! ha ha
LL’s not wearing a bra to Court is probably just her covert way of saying “F-You” to the Judge again.
And she ought to read and memorize what @Tanya had to say. Not that I have firsthand knowledge, but I don’t think, if I were LL, I’d even THINK the thought “special treatment” if she ends up in CIW, or Chowchilla.
All I can say is her hair is FRIED.
I hate badly bleached blond hair, even though I rocked it for years.
LOL 🙂
It might just be a bad bra. There’s some sag, but I had to go back and look for it. All in all she looks so much better than usual for court. The shoes are ridic, though.
You know, I don’t think anyone here hates Lindsey
( I don’t think anyone knows her actually ) Imo it’s just that she wastes every opportunity she’s been given
( alot of em ) on being a total tunahead! She’s young, has money and used to have a career that some people struggle their whole lives for, and she just pisses it all away with no common sense or class! It’s so sad in so many ways. Not wearing a bra to court just shows how immature she is.
Just the thought of what kind of undergarments Lindsey wears is making me nauseous. I imagine them all to be yellowed and crusty.
Is it 5 o’clock yet?
Don’t care about LiLo, or her face, bra situation, etc., but I love those Lanvin vintage sailor pants.
Good grief sorry for all the spelling errors previously. Hooked on phonics didn’t work for me apparently.
I like Shawn’s dress. Hope Lindsay paid for it.
Go Fug Yourself should do a feature on Linds court fashions if they haven’t already.
LL believes she is still relevant, and famous. She is probably enjoying all of these court appearances, and cameras flashing. In her delusional mind, she probably thinks it’s the red carpet.
Is it a male judge (there have been so many I can’t remember)? Maybe that’s why she’s not wearing a bra–one of her crack delusions is “My saggy tittays and unkempt hair are so hot he’ll totally let me off the hook.” Oh, wait, that’s not a crack delusion–the judge’ll prolly let her sorry *ss off anyway…
So she violated but no jail now? FU, California!
What outfit??!!
This just looks like something I’d wear on a normal day (with less sluty shoes)
@ dread pirate cuervo, BRAVO!
@Dread Pirate Cuervo – “So she violated but no jail now? FU, California!”
I’m SO tempted to get: “F U C A !” or ‘ Fuck Cali’ (4 fingers each hand) painted on my nails in honor of this court’s decision. Seriously.
has anyone here ever BEEN to an LA courthouse? People show up like they just rolled out of bed. she looks fine and the shoes are cute. which is rare. celebitchy has the worst fashion critiques, so sophomoric.
I think it is hilarious and almost absurd that she is getting critiqued on her fashion choices for her court dates. At least she has covered herself and looks somewhat respectable.
@Gonzo & 6 – “has anyone here ever BEEN to an LA courthouse? People show up like they just rolled out of bed. she looks fine and the shoes are cute. which is rare. celebitchy has the worst fashion critiques, so sophomoric.”
I find it ironic that LA, where appearance is everything… wouldn’t apply said judgment to the wardrobe one wears to court. Aside from aesthetics alone, it’s a matter of respect for the law (& those who work therein). Lindsay has repeatedly demonstrated that ‘respect’ is something she lacks, via her court attire.
A monkey with half a brain would know wearing undergarments was a MUST, & that stripper shoes are completely inappropriate. So if anyone is the be criticized here, it’s Lindsay, not CB, who is only pointing out the obvious.
You may view it as only clothing, but it’s a presentation of yourself, especially when it comes to important events like court dates. It really *does* matter what choices she makes, as it could influence the impression the judge has, showing them that Lindsay is taking this seriously.
I went to Goodwill today and bought myself a “vintage” outfit just like that…
Is she wearing jeans, or have my eyes deceived me? Either way, it looks very inappropriate. I dressed nicer for a court appearance due to a speeding ticket. I don’t care who designed those pants- anything that looks remotely denim shouldn’t be worn to court.
Shame on her!
Her star would’ve kept rising and rising, but since she was left alone in L.A. everything got effed up from there.
I BLAME HER DAM8 PARENTS!!