“Raccoon McPantless’s busted weave wishes you a happy Easter” links

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Ugh, look at Raccoon McPantless‘s hair. Gross. [A Socialite Life]
That‘s Dr. James “D-Bag” Franco to you. [Dlisted]
I‘m still not seeing the Taylor Kitsch thing. Too pretty, I think. [LaineyGossip]
Review of Keanu Reeves‘ latest, Henry‘s Crime. [Pajiba]
Why is Diora Baird famous again? [Yeeeah]
Oprah is your own personal Jesus (remember that song?). [PopEater]
Critics don‘t hate Water for Elephants. [Celebuzz]
Mischa Barton is the face of a Chinese sex toy? Sure, why not? [Agent Bedhead]
Rupert Grint hit the bong. Sure. Why not? [The Blemish]
Peaches Geldof was still married, by the way. But not anymore. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Kris Jenner & Khloe Kardashian get into it about Khloe‘s weight. [LimeLife]
Jim Carrey is joining The Office. [ICYDK]
New photos of LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian. [Pop Sugar]
An Oscar nominated documentarian is dead – it‘s really sad. [PopBytes]
The Jenner girls love attention. Ugh. [Evil Beet]
Vintage Penelope Cruz! I love this photo. Oh, Sassy Magazine! [The Frisky]

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  1. Katyusha says:

    It takes me back to the days of my youth, watching “Splash” with Darryl Hannah.

  2. tanya says:

    Awww at PCruz with her little short haircut! I used to love Sassy back in the day, before they were bought out by Teen… Man, I feel old…

  3. Solveig says:

    From the ‘Raccoon’ style to the ‘Alex DeLarge’ style.
    Call it an improvement.

  4. brin says:

    RIP Tim & Chris.

  5. ZenB says:

    She reminds me of me when I was her age and that shirt was relevant. So not shocking Taylor. Give it up or be original.

  6. Rhiley says:

    Oh, Kaiser, I was just thinking we had made it almost whole a week without a LeAnn post …

  7. KJ says:

    Oh gross

  8. Cherry Rose says:

    Has anyone even bought her album she put out? And was anyone over the age of 16 that bought it?

  9. original kate says:

    does she have a full length mirror, or just one that stops at her shoulders?

    this is a serious question.

  10. jover says:

    My thoughts also cherry rose – my son’s a twentysomething with lots of music savvy friends everything from My Morning Jacket and the Avett Brothers to Jack Johnson, foo fighters, Robert Randolph, etc., none listen to her; I get the feeling she’s just a novelty act for the label running her, BTW, have you ever read an interview with her “bandmates” – wonder if they are under a do not talk to the media clause?

  11. LadyBert62 says:

    And she looks like this on purpose? Yikes, looks like something from a Dickens novel!

  12. Rita says:

    Everyone needs a chocolate bunny.

  13. Sophie says:

    Restrepo was an incredible film, Tim Hetherington was an amazingly brave person. so sad. RIP Tim and Chris.

  14. lucy2 says:

    Creepy hair. And face. And clothes.
    Kaiser, do you watch Friday Night Lights? If not, that might help you get the Taylor Kitsch thing. 😀

  15. ZenB says:

    Has anyone heard her music? I’m guessing it is derivative drivel copied from the goth/grunge era in the late 80s/early 90s just like her look is but I have never actually seen any (funny) video of her live posted anywhere.

  16. Crystalline says:

    Oh my god, Leann looks awful in that bikini pic. I had no clue she had lost that much weight and it looks like she’s had some lipo done too, her stomach has a weird flat look.

  17. Cherry Rose says:

    I’ve never heard her bandmates interviewed. I also have no idea on how old they’re supposed to be. I’m guessing that the record label wants to put them in the early-20s age, but they looks like they’re in their late 20s, early 30s.

    Also, has The Pretty Reckless even played at a stadium yet, besides the Lollapalooza shit? And the fact she started “touring” even before her album came out says something.

    Clearly, Taylor Momsen isn’t as talented as she likes to think she is.

  18. Rita says:

    I just read the funniest damn thing about LeAnn Rimes. When her album “I Need You” was released, LeAnn was mad and publically stated, “I had no creative input to the album”, and “The album does not represent me and my artistic abilities”.

    To which her record company responded,

    “Its the best work she’s ever done.”

  19. Str8Shooter says:

    Courteney Love’s love child

  20. brin says:

    Rita….that says it all!

  21. KatScorp says:

    How’s this for a link?

    WeWe and and the Deadbeat got married last night!

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20484223,00.html

    Let the countdown to the divorce begin 🙂

  22. Rita says:

    @KatScorp

    I received the LeAnn news with the same enthusiasm I felt when the priest broke-wind while handing out communion waffers. We missed you at brin’s tailgate party. I’m still hung over. Madysn was nice enough to give me a ride home. She’s a great bar tender.

  23. vanessa says:

    SICK, she looks so nasty for being only 17.

  24. brama says:

    Those ridiculous extensions are a totally different color than her own bleached hair.
    I’m reeeaaallly sick of extensions on everyone. They look like linguine, they always separate and are just fake looking.
    Get a good old fashioned proper weave if you want long hair.

  25. Victoire says:

    Taylor Kitsch looks HHHHOOOTTTT ! =)

    I want him on HGF, I think he would be perfect…

  26. Chris says:

    Wow Racoon has a Metallica Kill Em All top on. For those of you not in the know, like Racoon and I, Metallica’s first three albums were their best. It was only after that that the bandwagon jumping dweebs got on board. Don’t worry Racoon from this day forth I’ve gots yo back.

    And what’s with the McPantless tag? Is she like the Hamburglar’s girlfriend or something? They both have the same masks.

    Yes, I’ve had a few Easter drinks but what are you gonna do?

  27. gg says:

    She must spend all day drawing on those lower eyelashes with a sharpie.

    Somebody needs to school her on punk jewelry. She still looks like a 12-year-old with no parents. If you’re gonna go “hardcore”, then bloody do it – don’t do the high school version.

  28. Forelithe says:

    Will someone please take Ms Bettlejuice back to the Netherworld where she can”t hurt my eyes any more?