Chelsy Davy is going to be dressed inappropriately for the wedding, of course

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I’ve known for a while that Prince Harry’s on-again girlfriend Michael K Chelsy Davy was going to be his date for the wedding. The British tabloids were talking about it months ago, even though Chelsy and Harry were off-again at the time of the engagement announcement. Chelsy managed to work her way back in (beej) and score an official invite. People Magazine just confirmed that not only did Chelsy get an invite to the wedding, she also gets to go to the Buckingham Palace reception, where the Queen will be! Oh, Chelsy. Girl, you have to let me in on your beej technique.

It looks like Chelsy Davy is truly back with Prince Harry, and she’s been invited to his older brother Prince William’s wedding this Friday. Davy, 25, was confirmed on the guest list, revealed by palace aids this weekend, of those attending William’s marriage to Kate Middleton at Westminster Abbey.

Not only will the blonde Zimbabwean be at the church service – she will surely lend her support to Harry, 26, at the private reception, where he is set to deliver his best man’s speech late in the evening.

Harry and Davy, who broke up in 2009 after five years together, have been quietly seeing each other since rekindling their relationship late last year. In February, they were spotted having dinner in London.

Harry recently passed the latest stage of his military training, enabling him to fly Apache attack helicopters. He is set to be based in Suffolk, about 80 miles from London, where Chelsy is set to start her law job in September.

[From People]

So it’s all official and junk. Harry’s so dumb and horny and he probably would have given her the royal gem collection if she asked for it (while naked). Here’s the next question – what will Chelsy wear? You know it’s going to be inappropriate. Chelsy is no Waity. Chelsy likes to wear trashy, revealing clothes, God bless her. Well, Life & Style has the scoop on that stuff:

Who’s designing princess-to-be Kate Middleton’s wedding gown may still be top secret, but Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Prince Harry’s girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, will be wearing two couture Alberta Ferretti dresses at the royal wedding on April 29.

“Chelsy was approached three months ago by Italian designer Alberta Ferretti’s team, who offered to dress her for free,” an insider tells Life & Style.

The 25-year-old blonde trainee solicitor hadn’t even heard of Alberta Ferretti, so she asked her friends for advice, and they told her to go for it.

“The design team has designed two longer gowns for Chelsy to decide on for the ceremony and a shorter dress for her to wear in the evening,” says the insider. “She’ll wear a hat or fascinator to the ceremony but hasn’t decided yet. The dresses are in bold colors.”

“Alberta Ferretti is known for her sexy dresses, many of which have low, draped backs, and Chelsy has never been one to shy away from a sexy dress,” the insider adds.

“Chelsy is thrilled with the stunning amazing made-to-measure designs for her. She wants to look her best, because the wedding will be her first official outing with Prince Harry since they reunited.”

[From Life & Style]

So, basically, Chelsy is going to wear something red and low-cut and then her boobs are going to “accidentally” spill out during Harry’s toast, and then she’s going to get under the table and “perform” for Harry in the middle of the reception. Take that, Waity!!! Seriously, who will be paying attention to anybody else BUT Chelsy?

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  1. Happymom says:

    Did any of you read that Tina Fey line in Bossy Pants about guys would fuck a radiator if it was wearing a blonde wig? Anyway-I think Chelsy has a rockin’ bod-face, not so much. But clearly Harry is enamored because he keeps going back for more.

  2. Kristin says:

    The real star of this post is that woman in the last frame LOL

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    They are s-o-o-o cute together!

  4. kazoo says:

    they don’t have to cover their shoulders in the church? i thought they did.

    you know, some of these women are going to be dressed better than kate. i guess that’s allowed at a royal wedding. any other bride would cut a bish over it. LOL

  5. Hautie says:

    Oh my.

    I find it hard to believe he would ever marry this girl. Just a little too rough around the edges.

    Though I do suspect she knows how to squeeze him for the finer things in life. haha!

    Can’t you just see her getting hammered on Champagne and smoking through out the reception. I bet Harry is looking forward to it all! 🙂

  6. Solveig says:

    In 20 years she will be no different from Camilla Parker Bowles.

  7. Green Is Good says:

    Got any any pictures of her when she’s not drunk off her ass?

  8. brin says:

    LOL….every wedding has a Chelsy. Hope she doesn’t get too wasted.

  9. Sumodo1 says:

    Chelsy has that trashy, cig-hanging-out-of-her-mouth look even when she’s not smoking.

  10. RobN says:

    There isn’t a chance in the world that she will be dressed in anything even remotely inappropriate. Fun to speculate, but there’s no chance of any cleavage or slit skirts.

  11. DGO says:

    They should make a nice, racist pair. Her father is known for his bigoted views (and Chelsey is supposed to sport them, too), and Harry wore Nazi regalia to a costume ball. What a pair.

  12. Deb says:

    Has anyone noticed that her chest looks a lot larger in these pics than in the ones CB posted a year ago?

  13. hellen says:

    She’s a hard-looking little gangster. That ciggie photo always reminds me of Tonya Harding.

  14. kc says:

    Difficult to decide if she’s laughing or crying in that top pic.

  15. Lisa Turtle says:

    She doesn’t want the attention because she was born rich and privileged and doesn’t need the marriage in order to have the benefits of royalty. In stark contrast, Kate has been angling for this wedding and for being the perfect, safe choice for years. As a result, Kate & co. at “Party Pieces” are profiteering off their royal connection. But of course

  16. skilo says:

    Lucky Bitch. Harry is just so fing handsome.

  17. danielle says:

    The funny thing is that I think she’s considered to be more class adjecent to the prince’s than Kate is. She seems like a fun girl, but looks and style wise she would fit in at a trailer park.

  18. Amy says:

    How long have they been on and off? Pretty soon they’ll surpass Kate and William in how long they’ve been dating. She is obviously not really waiting around since she’s got some job lined up in England. But why England? To be close to Harry duh! So she is waiting around in her own way, but at least being somewhat productive while she waits.

    But yeah I don’t think she is that pretty… but her personality suits Harry’s.

  19. TXCinderella says:

    Damn Harry is hot! Chelsy is not that stunning, so Harry must like her for her big rack.

  20. NancyMan says:

    If you google her, there are some bad pictures of her floating around. She’s looking pretty rough for a girl her age.

  21. Mshuffleupagus says:

    Chelsy is the Paz De La Huerta of the Royal Wedding.

  22. LindyLou says:

    I don’t think that’s a cig in her mouth. It looks suspiciously like a joint – to me anyway.

  23. thinkaboutit says:

    Her family is SO loaded that she doesnt have to chase Harry. With that kind of privilege comes an “I really don’t give an eff” about these kinds of things. I’m impressed that she has a REAL job; shows a lot more character than her counterpart. She’s just so luxuriously trashy…decadent is a better word, I guess. I love it that she isn’t careful and boring like that other one who’s getting married. She also seems really sexy and fun, not the type to sit around waiting and moping for her prince (ahem, take notes, Kate-types).

    But not so much if she is racist as has been claimed…

  24. BeeCee says:

    She looks hammered and high like no tomorrow in every picture.

    Gah

  25. guesty says:

    I wish the receptions were being televised.

  26. Photo JoJo says:

    Score one for slightly trashy, slightly inappropriate girls EVERYWHERE!

  27. Cirque28 says:

    She sort of looks like Anita Pallenberg, who had Keith Richards completely in her thrall way back when. Maybe Chelsey has the same undefinable allure. It’s not always about having the perfect face or body.

    OTOH, that would mean men are slightly complex… hmmm… seems possible but unlikely.

  28. Kim says:

    Considering she may want to marry Harry and be part of the Royal Family she will probably tone it down to make good impression on the Queen and Prince Charles. I cant imagine her wearing something inappropriate or to sexy to this wedding. Also she is friends with Kate & hopefully wouldnt want to upstage her on her big day.

  29. Kevin says:

    hellen,,,,too damn funny, girlfriend!

  30. jennifer says:

    She’s like a British Tara Reid. Yikes.

    Wait- my bad, she’s from Zimbabwe, I think. Well, the Tara Reid comparison still holds.

  31. Rosi says:

    gosh that was all mean. i’m sure she is a nice girl.

  32. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    For a sort-of interesting story here and there, sure, but beyond that I just can’t see the allure of co-habitating with these racist inbred freaks. Is it any wonder that they’re having to exapand towards the lazy and coarse? Just one cousin-lovin’ gropefest and we’ll be back into Hapsburg Jaw territory, and the world shouldn’t have to look at that. I mean, really, people complain about how people on welfare are scamming? It was not very long ago when Queen Scowl asked the public for contributions to renovate whichever historical property she was championing at the time. God save the chav–queen, indeed. Sorry, it’s been a while since I’ve had to sing that in school or ceremony.

    I don’t know, indulging tabloid fodder and gossipy commemoration china sets are one secret shame, but my de-colonized heart still supposes that this is ‘To to the manor born…’, my little gutter isn’t such an indignity. It must be a generational thing, too. My siblings and mother are all much older than me and it would no less than a cheque that covers all of my rent for the next five year to drag me out of bed to get me to watch a wedding. Early morning is where sleep lives, don’t invade that sacred space!

  33. Nanea says:

    Unlike Waity-not-much-longer, Chelsy is apparently working in her chosen profession.

    But yeah, she’s from dyed-in-the-wool racist stock.

  34. P.J. says:

    To me, Chelsy’s just not pretty. That would be OK–we aren’t all beautiful–but she’s always showing cleavage, drinking, and laughing with her mouth wide open. You can see her dental work in about half the pictures taken of her. Not classy at all.

  35. texasmom says:

    I’ll bet if Wills and Kate pop out a baby they’ll let Harry marry Chelsea — he’d be 4th in line by then, right? And then 5th if they have a spare.

  36. Tazina says:

    Harry can certainly do better than this. She’s nothing to look at, appears coarse….and how classy, a cigarette hanging out of her mouth! omg! She will look like Camila in 20 years, only maybe worse as smoking ages your face.

  37. Girl’s hard.

    Did I read she is a LAWYER?

    Ah.

  38. Micki says:

    An UK friend of mine told me years ago that Chelsy Davy was better accepted in the Royal circle because of her mother.Her father on the other hand was a big no, no. Anyway among their circus she’s alledgedly better liked than Kate, probably because she doesn’t give a damn.

  39. bluhare says:

    I can’t figure out why Chelsy, in all her travels, has never been able to find a lipstick counter.

  40. GradStudentEatingHotPockets says:

    @kazoo
    I know that some anglican churches (like some catholic churches) have the women cover their heads (and I assume those are the same churches that would require shoulders to be covered as well)….I don’t know specifically about that church though.

  41. baby says:

    whatever, from what little i know of her i like her. sure she’s not drop dead gorgeous but she got a nice body and seems fun and smart. so what if she’s a little trashy, i’m pretty sure i fall into that category too lol 🙂

  42. baby says:

    @ lindy loo i agree it looks like a j to me too, either that or she rolls her own cigs

  43. kazoo says:

    wait, someone please expand on the racist background? or point me in the right direction to read more. never heard this about her.

  44. eternalcanadian says:

    Next to Catherine’s wedding dress, what Chelsy wears is what I’m most interested in! 😛

  45. Cait says:

    That’s not a ciggie, it’s a joint.

  46. Evelyn says:

    I love Kate, I do. This girl, not so much. Something about her screams “Trashy” with a raspy smokers voice.
    He is so cute, I just don’t get it

  47. Embee says:

    Her appeal seems pretty obvious to me. She’s fun, and she’s royal (right?) so she “gets” it, instinctively. I find her demeanor and appearance to be crass, but I might find her refreshingly different if I lived under the oppression these royals do.

  48. normades says:

    I think this chick knows how to party hard and keep her mouth shut, that’s why Hot Ginge keeps her around (and the great beejs).

  49. Glyrics says:

    Most unconvincing “blonde” ever! So doesn’t go with her coloring!

  50. kazoo says:

    @gradstudent, thanks for answering me. 🙂

  51. JennJenn says:

    Still in her 20s and she’s already got prominent freckling of the chest. Why do many of my fellow fair-skinned women age themselves prematurely by sunbathing to get that ‘healthy’ glow? Do they not realize that you can’t botox every inch of skin on your body?

  52. Amanda G says:

    She has a body of a 20 year old with breasts of a 50 year old. Not good.

  53. Zombie Nurse says:

    I met Chelsey once (at a party) in South Africa. She is trashy to be sure, but was also super funny in that dry way that seems natural to the British and seemed whip smart. She also takes no shit from anyone. Waity she is not.

  54. Forelithe says:

    Dress inappropriately? Dear g*d ! One can only hope !

  55. Dirty Martini says:

    She looks exactly like my step daughter (minus the cigarette). Except ole Chelsy has a job.

    I like Chelsy a lot more than more stepdaughter. And come to think of it, I like Chelsy’s boyfriend a lot more than my stepdaughter’s too.

    just sayin’…………..

  56. jahf says:

    She isn’t “royal” to whoever said that, but her father has one of those big hunting lodges or camps in Zimbabwe and was associated with Mugabe’s corrupt gov’t. Or so I’ve heard.

  57. trollydolly says:

    @34 PJ
    “but she’s always showing cleavage, drinking, and laughing with her mouth wide open.”

    Dear God! Cleavage and laughter! Stone her!

  58. Annie says:

    It’s probably pretty easy to get too much sun if you’re from South Africa.

  59. CubaLibre says:

    I met her a few years ago, through some mutual friends (makes me sound much posher than I am). She was a very nice, polite girl, a large group of us were going into a festival in different stages and she kept coming out to check that the ones at the back of the queue were ok, though she barely knew us. She’s also much prettier in real life than she appears in the papers, nobody coudl take their eyes off her (and not because she was famous), though she didn’t seem big headed.

  60. Jaded says:

    I think Harry keeps going back to her because she’s the type who doesn’t take sh*t from anyone, not even a royal. I can totally see her telling him to go piss up a rope if he’s getting out of hand.

  61. I'm a cyborg says:

    I am glad that somebody called out her racist family. But I still don’t understand that Harry gets away with his racist behaviour. Because he is cute?! I used to like him. But now…bah. It is the same with Johnny Depp. Loved him since way back in 21 Jump Street but since the Polanksi thing..No. But he gets away because of his looks and Portman gets trashed. (sorry for my spelling)

  62. Bill Hicks is God says:

    Wealthy white landowners from Southern African (Zimbabwe or the former Rhodesia in her case) are racist. It’s ingrained. That’s the way is was, is and as far as people like her stock are concerned, always should be.

    Her grandfather’s farm (and “farm” is an understatement) employed 42 Black families. Not people, FAMILIES.

    Take employed to mean whatever you will…

    Anyway, the fact that her grandfather’s farm was burnt to the ground by Mugabe’s hires to plunder white farms certainly does nothing to help.

    I highly recommend James Michener’s ‘The Covenant’ or Bryce Courtnay’s ‘The Power of One’ to anyone who wants to know more about Southern Africa and its history – South Africa in particular.

  63. santacruz says:

    BEWARE!!!!! This girl is another ‘Fergie’ in the making. She has no decorum, and would bring nothing positive to the Royal Family.

  64. kazoo says:

    @bill hicks is god, thank you!!! and yes, i’ll be adding the books to my goodreads to-read list. my knowledge of african countries is mostly from centuries ago (b.c.e., colonization, etc.), so i’m very interested in learning more from 1800’s to present day. thanks again!

  65. Bill Hicks is God says:

    You’re welcome Kazoo 🙂

  66. dahlia1947 says:

    Wow this girl is really rough looking! Maybe its from the smoking. But yeah she is not cute. Body is oddly proportioned.

  67. SAM RICHARDSON says:

    Yeah, she sure looks like trash. Cigarette hanging from her lips, puffy looking crotch, tits almost hanging out of her swimsuit, she looks like she just got GangBanged!