These photos made my morning. Here is Kim Kardashian, sauntering that SIZE 4 ass down some LA street, thinking that she’s really working it. Meanwhile, her skin is radioactive. Seriously, can we get a CODE SNOOKI in here? Kim’s self-image is so whack, and she seriously has something psychological wrong with her to be continuously doing this kind of stuff to herself – it’s the lying about her size, the obsession with her weight, the obsession with waxing, the obsession with lasering, the constant cat-face jacking, the Botox, the lip injections and now this hideous orange color. Kim was actually a pretty girl at one time.
By the way, do you remember that interview that Kim did where she was actively trying to terrify Kris Humphries? She is pushing and pushing the marriage thing, and she’s taken to giving interviews about how she and Kris are going to be married and what her dress is going to look like and all of that. She’s a mess in that department too. Ugh. Anyway, Kim spent Easter with Kris’s family, and she apparently “showered them with gifts.” Oh, Kim. You can’t buy love, chica.
Kim Kardashian gave generous gifts to Kris Humphries’ family this Easter when she spent the holiday with them in Minnesota. The 30-year-old reality TV star has been dating basketball player Kris Humphries for a few months, and their relationship appears to be getting stronger every day.
To celebrate the recent Easter break, Kim and Kris went to stay at his lakeside home in the suburban city of Minnetonka, giving the celebrity the chance to get to know his family better. The gorgeous star is thought to have wowed Kris’ sister by giving her a piece of jewellery from her and siblings Kourtney and Khloé’s DASH boutique.
“His family really likes her,” a source told E! Online. “Kim is really nice to them and always brings them gifts when she visits. She gave Kris’ sister a diamond cross bracelet from DASH for Easter.”
Kim got the chance to escape her hectic showbiz lifestyle during the break, by embarking on regular activities such as shopping and watching movies. The beauty didn’t leave her glamorous attire behind though, and had a few problems due to her trendy outfits.
“Kim and Kris visited Ridgedale Mall and Target in Minnetonka and the Galleria Mall in Edina,” explained a source. “They were walking around hand-in-hand, just casually running errands. They also saw Source Code Saturday night at a local theatre with Kris’ sister, Kaela. They went to the Westwood Church for an Easter service. Kim was walking out to the car and had to climb over a dirt mound, and it was funny because she was totally scared of the dirt and tried to avoid it,” added an eyewitness.
After such a romantic break some sources believe a wedding could be on the cards. It is thought the pair don’t want to rush things though.
“It could happen tomorrow, it could happen never,” said a source. “They are really in love but taking it day by day and making time to travel and see each other since they live on opposite coasts.”
[From Music Rooms]
All of that sounded completely Kardashian-sourced. While I bet the Humphries family were nice to Kim, I doubt hands were held while skipping through Target or whatever. Kim is really pushing this, just like she pushed it with Reggie Bush. Disaster!
Mothers, imagine if your son brought this orange kat-faced creature home. I mean… YIKES.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
There is something inherently disturbing about screaming your mother’s (or father’s, brother’s, sister’s, child’s) name in the throes of passion. It just thoroughly icks me out!
And I think she means her ass is a size 4 PER cheek.
Not to defend KK in any capacity- but @Kaiser- didnt you just complain about this sort of negative dialog the whole industry has over a woman’s weight/size when defending Kelly Osbourne? You’re being hypocritical by leading w/ the whole “Size 4” jab… Just sayin 😉
welll……….. her legs look great! 😛
(See! i can think of SOMETHING nice to say!) 😉
Keester, Kutter, Kraken, Khaki, and Kabana were also there. What a Krock.
Sha – Why is it hypocritical to point out that Kim identifies herself as a Size 4? I don’t understand. She’s the hypocrite, trying to sell body acceptance while lying about her size.
nothing like bringing home a porn star, every mother dream girl
add famewhore and dumb and insecure yes his family adores her, that is why she is giving them diamond bracelets after 6 months? of dating
If I had a son that brough home a pornstar, I am very sorry she might be sweet and kind, but hell no
she’s my age but she looks 10 years older than me. too much makeup and fake ass stuff.
What bugs me is why lie about her nose job and other plastic surgery when we have eyes and can SEE the difference
Only in porn could you be referred to as a “star” by banging a C-list singer’s D-list rapper brother.
Why the hell did she mess with her face, anyway? I remember when Kim was Paris Hilton’s cute and relatively well-behaved friend (her other friend was a heroin addict, so sex on tape seemed less egregious). I blame E! and Ryan Seacrest.
Is it possible that all the orange is simply the way fake tans photograph? I use fake tanner and I’m pretty dark and not one person has said anything to me except things along the lines of ‘you need to be careful tanning that much’, ‘tanning is bad for your skin’ and ‘where’d you go this weekend?’- all of which makes me disturbingly smug. Could it be like that white face powder that only shows white under camera lights?
@the_blonde_one ~ I haven’t found a self-tanner yet that doesn’t make me an actual orange color. Perhaps you just have a wonderful skin chemistry, or you’re using a great brand? I’d love to know what you use. lol Interesting point, though. I wonder what she looked like in person and if it photographed differently?
I did a ton of research as I’m fairly well known for ‘user error’ accidents. I have home waxing stories that literally can’t be told in polite or mixed company. I am using Bare Essentials (from ebay) and it’s totally worth the price.
” The gorgeous star is thought to have wowed Kris’ sister by giving her a piece of jewellery.”
wow! For once she was the one showering someone with gold. As opposed to the golden showers she’s used to receiving.
How can she be lying about being a size 4, when “size 4” is a totally meaningless phrase?
Security level: code Snooki.
i think she’s going to look scary when she gets older………….
I would rather my son bring home someone who doesn’t seem to want a relationship with him only for his money. I saw an episode of say yes to the dress where the Yankee wives were giving their opinion on dresses to a yankee fiancée and they were just ridiculous. Those women seemed to be after the status of wanting to be the wife of someone famous. Kim may want to be the Wife of an athlete, but atleast she brings something to the table.
I know someone who saw her in person and said she was “tiny” It could be possible she is a size 4
I can’t wait till somebody stops her in the street and says, “HEY SNOOKIE!”
shes 5’2-5’3, something like that. proportionately and 4 is doable. honestly, it doesnt matter how little she is in 15 years shes going to look like charro.
@Jag
There is a tanning foam made by St. Tropez (sold at Sephora) – it’s pretty awesome. It’s not orangey at all.
I’ve just gotta be honest with myself by saying that even when I was a size 4, I wasn’t celebrating because I knew that crap wasn’t gonna last long and boy it sure didn’t. lol. She looks great, she is really pretty. I just wish she wouldn’t always lower herself to objectification and focus more on her ability to command a crowd to direct attention to more important causes than being a main-stay in frat-homes across the country.
She can’t be a size 4… I’m 4’11” and a size 6, and my ass is half her size…
I don’t doubt that Kimmie ain’t a size 4. I do think its pretty believable that her delusional ass does wear a size 4 though. She seems to likes her clothes, how should I put it… fitted. Isn’t she always spilling out of some stretchy spandex number?
she’s glowing… like she’s radioactive or something.
As pretty as she WAS, its obvious, she has low selfesteem and keeps tormenting new guys with the whole
“we’re getting married” thing.
a piece of work, a piece of work.
Khloe beat her to it, and its still simmering in her. LOL
I thought she said that she was going to spend the entire year that she turned 30 single? I guess she gave that up the moment another wealthy b-baller entered her court. I don’t believe a word this woman says.
the gift thing…yeah from dash. that’s like your company giving you a ‘gift’ with their logo on it. real thoughtful.
@CB/Kaiser: can you please do not post anymore stories about Kim? Believe me, if you and other websites stop it, they will go away sooner rather than later. I assure you. They are everywhere because the websites like CB keep them relevant with stories.
I am a huge fan of your site and I hope you would just ignore the whole Kardashian Klan.
“It was funny because she was totally scared of the dirt” Did anyone else laugh out loud at this?
I would be horrified if my son ever brought home someone as superficial and vapid as any one of those Kartrashian Klan members. *shudder*
Hi Jocelyn. Oh, sorry Kim!
Is it just me, or am I spying Leann Rimes behavior in a lot of celebrity BS going on lately? Using online communities vindictively to torment an ex, talking about every little thing to spur jealousy, talking about marriage in detail…Ugh.
At least Leann could legitimately sing… What’s Kim’s ‘redeeming’ claim, a sex tape?
She’s an overbotoxed orange oompa loompa. Who chooses to look like this? Oh wait a hobag who is famous for being peed on in a sex tape thats who.
she looks so young and fresh 🙂
Its not as though anyone is saying she’s fat, its the fact that she’s a delusional bitch. Either she actually believes she’s a size 4, like she believes this orange Kat-face is beautiful, or she’s just a straight liar, such as lying about her plastic surgery. And either way, I hate her.