He thinks he’s so clever. Someone must have told him that there’s a growing contigent of lustful ladies (and gentlemen) who scour the internet for photos of his (commando?) dong. He knows that there are already too many photos of The Hamm Dong, bulging beautifully in various tight pants and peeking out in loose trousers. So The Hamm is trying to adjust himself. He’s starting to wear his wallet in his front pants pocket, so there will be another bulge to focus on. Unfortunately for The Hamm Dong, we can still see The Original Bulge. Praise it! Let me bow down my head in worship.

So… yes, these are photos of Jon Hamm at the Thursday premiere of Bridesmaids. I’d like to know what moron studio publicist thought it was a genius idea to do a premiere the night before the royal wedding. These photos could have easily been lost or ignored, and it’s not even like the film is coming out right away – we have another two weeks! Idiot publicists. Think of a world where Hamm Dong photos are not published immediately for our collective viewing pleasure!!

Anyway, The Hamm (and his “friend”) were at the premiere, because The Hamm plays Kristin Wiig’s character’s sketchball, mean, rude boyfriend, I think. Some of you think that Kristen Wiig just wrote the movie because she wanted to make out with The Hamm. Hey, there are totally worse reasons to write a script.

This is the face he made when he found out his Mad Men costar January Jones is pregnant:

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.