Here is the June cover of Lucky Magazine, with Photoshopped cover girl Fergie. I used to have some respect for Fergie, but she has killed it over the course of the past year or so. From her marriage to cheating douche Josh Duhamel, to her constantly jacked, tweaked and plucked meth face, to this week’s bridal disaster at the Met Gala, I’m totally over Fergie. So let’s see what she has to say in Lucky:
On why she loves performing: “I like to take on different personas. For me, it’s just playtime. All my life, I’ve loved to wear costumes and create characters.”
On getting her washboard abs: “It’s funny because abs are one of the most difficult parts for me. I jog and jump rope; if you concentrate on holding your abs in the whole time, you can really see the difference.”
On letting her friends shop her closet: “One of my bedrooms is filled with clothes, and when people come over, I give them a trash bag and a glass of wine, then say, ‘Go!’”
On why she likes platform heels: “Platforms are my favorite heels for the summer because they give you a long leg. I like to wear tall heels so when my husband, Josh, kisses me, I don’t have to stand on my tiptoes.”
More on high heels: “I like to wear them myself to show people how it’s done,” the singer says about the heels in her funky footwear lines.
On perfume: “I like to spray Outspoken—my perfume by Avon—on my hair. That’s a trick I learned from [Los Angeles club promoter] Pantera Sarah a long time ago. It makes the scent last longer.”
[From Lucky & Just Jared]
I’ll admit, I spray perfume in my hair too, and it does make the scent last longer, so that is a good tip. I just got some new perfume too, and I love it! I won’t even bother recommending it, though, because I bought it on sale at Victoria’s Secret, and it was on sale because it’s being discontinued. Yes, I wear $5 perfume. Because I’m CLASSY. I used to wear essential oil that you could by for $2 or $3!
Here are some of her bridal disaster photos, just because we need to relive that junk, for hilarity’s sake.
Photos courtesy of Lucky & WENN.
The magazine cover has photoshopped her jacked up face so much that it’s a far cry from the real look.
Don’t like perfume in the hair. I do put it behind the earlobes and wrist.
Kaiser, if you’re an Indian girl, do NOT put perfume in your hair! It’s extremely drying, and it turns my hair into a halo of frizz whenever I’m mad enough to try.
Photo shopped to the point she looks like Fergie circa 2006… Also you can barley make you her nose on the cover, but I’m not sure thats a bad thing. She really looks like crap in close ups.
I’d rather wear oils or a mist than some of the perfumes out there. Ugh. I especially like bath and body works new Dark Kiss! Mmmm…berries! LOL I can’t decide if I like Fergie or not. One day she’s Crazy Denial Diva Bitch, and the next she seems normal with normal issues. Maybe we’ll like her 2012 face better.
Frances – Really? Perfume never affects my hair, but I have really fine hair that never does anything, ever, except expand when there’s humidity.
Her “new” face looks OK to me but it doesn’t look like Fergie. It looks like someone else. She’s making weird choices – is she back on drugs? Hope not.
That picture of Fergie in the bride dress with her hands on her hips looks like she’s able to expand her boobs by pushing on her hips. Like an expando meth doll. or something.
No…that awful picture of her at the Met in that hideous dress is seared into my brain.
Fergie is one of those people who looks a lot older than she claims.
@Kaiser,
Yep, perfume is notoriously drying, it’s full of alcohols, remember? You’re very lucky if it doesn’t dry out your hair! I have a Chanel hair mist that does a really good job, and I really wish I could use all of my perfumes similarly.
PS Your affection for Prince Hot Ginge is starting to scramble my brains. I was so firmly convinced he was a horrible racist prick, but you keep posting pictures of him with wee kiddies and puppies and I don’t know what to do with myself now.
HA! when i first opened this up – i thought is was about ex-duchess sarah ferguson… and i thought WOW they REALLY photoshopped that pic! HA!
i think its because there has been such a higher story content about the royals lately!
I’m not really a fan or anything, but I’d still love the shop in her closet! I bet there is some great stuff in there! Its probably in teeny sizes tho… Grr…
Wow, very photoshopped.
No matter how hard she, her docs or the ‘Shoppers try, this lady will always look cheap… And ROUGH.
Her face always looks old and “hard” to me – I think that once upon a time she was pretty but that time has passed.
Since any and all perfumes give me migraines, I am very glad I am not near her nor the posters here who wear perfume – sorry guys, it causes me extreme pain.
That dress is HORRIBLE – this woman has terrible taste in clothes.
that cover is beautiful.
She looks old and kind of too wrinkled.she should leave most of these sexy
Dresses 4 them trully sexy girls.
The bridal pictures is what she REALLY looks like, not that cover. Poor thing.
fergie always looks ridden hard and put away wet, as they say. i hate that expression but it suits her.
I had an ex boyfriend who thought she was hot, and I was always really confused by it. It’s not her fault, but I think she looks mannish and the new surgery she got didn’t really help her cause. Maybe he just meant her body though, cause she does have a nice figure.
Cammy Diaz and her look like their face is melting off :-/
the meth references are really really low and mean. shes come along way from her past…not fair folks.
wow.
I saw this cover in a grocery store and did not recognize it as Fergie!
The dress looks crazy… just like her face
So when is she releasing another solo CD??
That last BEP Album wasn’t the best. It was a bit boring to listen to. Same boring beats same one liners . . . Will I am must have lost his mojo.
@Kaiser – “I won’t even bother recommending it, though, because I bought it on sale at Victoria’s Secret, and it was on sale because it’s being discontinued. Yes, I wear $5 perfume. Because I’m CLASSY. I used to wear essential oil that you could by for $2 or $3!
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with liking a cheap perfume. My very favorite perfume of ALL TIME is from a set I bought at Target, back when I was in middle school. (By Bonne Bell, called ‘Bottled Emotions’…Each scent had an ’emotion’ & ‘color’.) They barely cost $3 each…. They were discontinued more than 10 years ago, but every now & then I’m lucky enough to find someone selling them on ebay.
My second favorite is ‘Lilu’ from Pac Sun (Like, $11 a piece). I swear I can’t win, that one had been discontinued too. (But they brought it back temporarily).
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I would put up with Fergie being obnoxious… If she’d give me a bag & a glass of wine & send me into her closet. It’d be SO worth it. xD
LOL! Nothing wrong with $5 perfume, Kaiser (as long as you don’t smell cheap and tacky)!
I sometimes wonder if the celebrity in question ever picks up a Photoshopped image of herself on a magazine cover and thinks, “Wow! If only I really DO look like this!” and then gets her assistant to make an appointment at the clinic the next day!
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