The more Jesse James talks, the more we come to know the narcissistic selfish creep he truly is. Yesterday we covered some segments of his new memoir, in which he generally made himself out to be this cult figure who came from a rough upbringing and whose incredible betrayal of Sandra Bullock was somehow excusable in light of his childhood. It wasn’t anything new from the guy and it won’t do much to bolster his image. He never admitted how many strippers he slept with or discussed all the dumbass text messages and e-mails he sent them before screwing them on the coffin couch in his office. It was all “poor Jesse” and how he was just this wounded soul who never felt worthy of Sandra’s love.

Well Jesse also said yesterday that he didn’t really give a crap about how Sandra might feel now that he’s revealing intimate details of their relationship in that twisted “me me me” way of his. He said “I think I’ve spent a good chunk of the last five or six years worrying only about her and what she thinks and what I should do and, you know, controlling all my movements and everything else and I think it’s time to worry about Jesse, and making sure Jesse’s happy. God or whoever you believe in must have thought I was pretty f*****g strong to lump that on me.”

So someone else brought this on Jesse, not himself, and he showed how much he cared about Sandra for six by trying to hide his many affairs with random tramps he picked up in strip bars and on MySpace.

Jesse went on Howard Stern yesterday and called his new fiance, heavily tatted Kat Von D, “100% better” in bed than Sandra. I hope he met his match in that woman, and that she rakes him over the coals and cheats on him every which way to Sunday. You know she has it in her, unlike Sandra. Maybe they have an agreement that they can see other people anyway:

In a raunchy appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite show today, James gave a thumbs up to fiancée Kat Von D for her prowess in the sack.

He then alluded that Sandra Bullock lacks talent in [bed]

Motorcycle guru James, star of Monster Garage, was on the show to promote his new book, American Outlaw, but of course the conversation inevitably turned to his bedroom antics.

“That one is an easy no-brainer,” Stern said after wondering who’s better. “Kat Von D.”

“One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.”

The tatted-out James told Stern he was famously unfaithful to the stunning Oscar-winning Bullock because he never felt comfortable in her world.

“She could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, ‘Yeah? Bulls**t. You don’t love me. I’m just some biker kid,’” he confessed, adding that he began straying from the Blind Side star two years after their 2005 wedding.

James is convinced that he will have better luck with his fourth marriage to Von D, telling Stern why she is the one: “When everybody kind of turned their back on me and . . . and totally persecuted me and, like, nobody wanted to be my friend. She was there for me through all of it. Who would imagine that one year later I would be happier than I’ve ever been? There’s only one now, and one forever. I’m devoted to this chick and she’s rad.”

[From Radar]

I’ve actually heard this same story before. Douche boyfriend (or girlfriend) cheats, tries to get ex-lover back, is rejected and then claims the new lover is better in bed than the old one anyway. I hope that he marries Kat and that she takes him to the cleaners. This will be his fourth marriage and he thinks he has it right this time. He deserves what he’s about to get.

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