If you couldn’t tell by now, I’m pretty close to my mom. My mom is where I get my bitchy, judgmental, contemptuous side, and we also share an obsessive interest in celebrities (right?). My mom and I are more “friends” at this point than mother-daughter, although that wasn’t always the case. When I was a teenager, my mom was definitely my mother, and she could out-mom everybody – she’s a teacher too, so when all else fails, she puts on her judgy teacher voice and can cut anyone down to size.
My point? When I was seventeen, I wouldn’t have been able to pull off any part of what Raccoon McPantless is pulling off in these new photos. That’s Raccoon’s MOM in the photos. Raccoon is 17 years old, mind you. And she’s pantless and smoking a cig.
Do you know what my mom would have done if I had walked in like this at the age of 17? She would have grabbed the cigarette and put it out on my eyeball. And then when I was crying, she would have ordered me to put on some pants so I wouldn’t look like I was “advertising my whore services in the Penny Saver.” You know what? To this day, if I walked up to my mom like this, she would still do that. So what’s Raccoon Senior’s problem? Is she afraid of actually mothering her pantless daughter?
Photos courtesy of Fame.