Linnocent has been braless, drunk off her ass this whole time

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As we found out yesterday, Linnocent wins again. For some reason, this crackhead never faces any real consequences for her cracked-out actions. Yesterday, the judge sentenced her to house arrest for an as-yet-undetermined time, plus Klepto Classes, plus three years probation for the crack thievery. Linnocent didn’t even bother showing up, as she had been partying at the Marmont the night before (doing shooters, blow), and then turning up for her community service at the Women’s Center. These photos are of Linnocent’s daily cracked-out, braless fashion show yesterday. By the way, the judge bitched about how Linnocent keeps getting pap’d while she’s working too. She wouldn’t be pap’d all the time if she didn’t call the photographers to let them know where she is! Jeez. After her crack hearing, Linnocent released this statement:

“I am glad to be able to put this past me and move on with my life and my career. I support the judge’s decision and hold myself accountable for being in this situation. I have already started my community service at the Downtown Women’s Center and thank everyone there for their warm welcome. I hope to be able to fulfill my obligation without any press attention. I think the media spotlight should be on issues such as homelessness and domestic violence instead of on me.”

Yeah, she believes the spotlight should be on the issues, that’s why she saunters in braless and releases statements to the press. Cracked-out sociopath.

Anyway, during Linnocent’s crack hearing, the L.A. County Probation Department released their detailed, extensive probation report on Linnocent. I imagine it weighs as much as an encyclopedia set (“Linnocent, February 2011, 496 pages”). The Probation Dept thinks that Lindsay is an addict, obviously, while the judge made a big deal about how Linnocent is just a cracked-out, entitled dumbass and THAT is why she makes bad life choices, not because she’s an addict. Here’s what Linnocent is taking, legal-drug-wise, right now: Trazadone (for depression), Nexium (for heartburn), Yaz (birth control), Zoloft (anti-depressant), Doxycycline (antibiotic), Zyrtec (allergies) and Zythromax (antibiotic).

Of course, Linnocent also self-medicates with alcohol and crack:

Lindsay Lohan drank alcohol the night she scuffled with a Betty Ford employee and failed a random alcohol test after she left rehab, according to a probation report.

The report, released Wednesday after her no-contest plea to misdemeanor theft of a $2,500 necklace, also states that Lohan “has been suspected of similar conduct in other jewelry stores,” but no charges were ever filed.

The probation report says Lohan indeed drank alcohol after sneaking out from the Betty Ford Center in December, citing local police interviews with restaurant and nightclub employees. Charges that she battered a rehab employee that night were dropped for lack of evidence.

And Lohan, 24, tested positive for alcohol in February, one week after her assistant surrendered the allegedly stolen necklace to the LAPD.

“The probation officer believes that substance abuse is the root of the defendant’s problems,” the report says, although L.A. Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner disagreed with that assessment on Wednesday.

Instead, Lohan was ordered to psychological counseling instead of more rehab, in addition to a four-month jail term and community service. For now, Lohan will not be randomly tested for drug and alcohol use.

She is expected to be allowed to serve her jail term in home detention because she’s a nonviolent offender and is eligible for early release for good behavior as well as budget constraints.

[From People]

Oh, and the report also says that Linnocent was drinking on a regular basis at the Betty Ford Clinic, according to multiple sources who witnessed her consuming alcohol.

And yet, still no consequences. Still no constant alcohol and drug monitoring. Maybe this is the state of California’s way of saying “Yeah, we kind of hope she ends up killing someone, preferably herself, while drunk driving.”

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  1. Steph says:

    that’s sad when her behavior is predictable

  2. Quest says:

    Linnocent’s knockers needs all the help/support they can get, just like her. She honestly likes the attention and likes being a crack-head-whoremonger

  3. dorothy says:

    Her future both professionally and personally is very, very bleak. Honestly I wouldn’t be suprised is she ends up dead in 6-9 months. A life wasted.

  4. Roma says:

    The probation report made it pretty clear that she is an addict. Since she was on probation she tested positive for cocaine and amphetamines, went out drinking with other people in rehab (and of course tried to sneak back in and attacked a worker) and then tested positive for alcohol soon after she was released from Betty Ford.

    How could the judge sit there with a straight face and not say she is an addict.

    Her random alcohol testing was only to run over a week and she couldn’t stay off of it. That says something.

  5. Innocent says:

    She looks good and big deal if she relapsed when she found she was being charged with a felony.
    There isn’t any actual evidence that proves she was drinking at Betty Ford.
    Dawn Holland and the Riverside sheriffs can’t be trusted.

  6. brin says:

    If this wasn’t so unjust it would be funny. The only good part of this is our amazing crack tailgate parties…let’s go all out for our next one!

  7. gee says:

    Sometimes when Mean Girls is on, I have a hard time believing it is the same girl as Linnocent.

  8. gee says:

    OMG Innocent/Lindsay is back. A celebretard in our presence.

  9. Jules says:

    Why the BC pills when she is supposedly gay? Not shocking that even that is a lie, her whole life is. Suspected of stealing from other stores…….if she was some poor black or Hispanic she would be in prison now. Sickening justice.

  10. Jillian says:

    Is she on two different antibiotics for STD prevention?

  11. the original bellaluna says:

    If she can “support the judge’s decision” why can’t she support her girls? Come on kiddo – you’re not gonna be 54 (What? 24? Are you shittin’ me?) forever!

    @ Innocent (IF that’s your REAL NAME) – “So what if she relapsed”?!? Are you kidding me?! That’s like saying “So what if Jeffrey Dahmer liked ‘the other white meat?’” You really ARE off your nut! (Thanks to whoever else uses this phrase!) Oh, and one more thing: I’m cutting you off – no more Shots of Delusion for you, missy!!!! You’re quite delusional enough.

  12. Quest says:

    @Innocent – really? Again, really? You never seem to surprise me.

  13. DoMaJoReMc says:

    @gee: AGREED! I get so damn sick of the conspiracy theorists and the enablers who allow this entitled B!TCH to get away with everything she does.

  14. the_blonde_one says:

    Thank god she’s on birth control. seriously. What does she need TWO antibiotics for? that’s a lot of antibiotics…although I’m not shocked she has a LOT of infection

  15. the_blonde_one says:

    handy dandy highlight, right click, search with google says:
    Doxycycline is used to treat bacterial infections, including pneumonia and other respiratory tract infections; Lyme disease; acne; infections of skin, genital, and urinary systems; and anthrax (after inhalational exposure). It is also used to prevent malaria

    Azithromycin is used to treat certain infections caused by bacteria, such as bronchitis; pneumonia; sexually transmitted diseases (STD); and infections of the ears, lungs, skin, and throat. Azithromycin is in a class of medications called macrolide antibiotics.

    well, alright then!

  16. Ruby Red Lips says:

    “She looks good and big deal if she relapsed when she found she was being charged with a felony”

    Oh Innocent, so you are now openly wishing for the grim reaper to come get Linnocent, as who cares if the alchie / addict relapses???!!! WTF???!!

    Have you relapsed too????

    And to steal my favourite question from Bellaluna and Splat’s original; “Are you off your nut?”

  17. the original bellaluna says:

    @ the_blonde_one – Sounds like Blohan’s got VDSyphiAIDS. Or some seriously chronic pneumonia – you know, due to all the “inhalants” she uses. *wink, wink; nudge, nudge* For her “asthma” I’m sure.

  18. Sisi says:

    3 years? Meh, she’ll never make it. She f’ed up so often already in the past three, it’ll happen again in the next three too. She will never change, she doesn’t see any reason to because of her delusion.

    So glad that the judge gave her a worksentence, because you cannot cut it short due to overcrowding. Smart.

  19. harfang says:

    @Jules “if she was some poor black or Hispanic she would be in prison now” Seriously! L.A. justice strikes again.

    A lot of women take the pill for cramps regardless of sexual activity (and she’s never claimed to only date girls). What confuses me, is what’s she doing on an antibiotic long-term? That’s spooky.

  20. bot says:

    Why is she taking two types of antibiotics? That’s an outrageous number of prescriptions for a young healthy person.

  21. the_blonde_one says:

    @ the original bellaluna,
    I thought perhaps the poor dear had accidentally inhaled anthrax when she was snorting coke. wait, I mean when her allergies were bothering her and she had the sniffles. No, I really meant coke.

  22. Roma says:

    @Sisi: After her community service is over she will be on *open* probation.

    Which means the probation department doesn’t pay attention to her. No drug/alcohol testing. She can basically do whatever she likes unless she gets charged again.

  23. sapphire says:

    She’s not an addict-she can stop, she just doesn’t want to.

    And she’s got seriously saggy boobs-the implants will be at waist level in a year or two. If she lives that long.

  24. albeli says:

    You know, antibiotics can reduce the efficacy of hormonal birth control. Just saying.

    As far as her “sentences,” I think it’s shameful that the California legal system is so screwed up, and that there have yet to be any real consequences for her actions. I am glad that she was given community service hours, but I don’t think it was enough, and look at her, she uses it as an opportunity for her own little runway shows.

    That said, given her new 3 year probation, I seriously doubt she’ll be able to stay out of trouble for that long.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    @ albeli – As a 2 time witness to antibiotics and birth control not “mixing” I can attest to your truth. Number 1 son (almost 21) was conceived PRIOR to the knowledge that antibiotics and birth control don’t mix well. Number 3 son (almost 2) confirms that the drug companies STILL don’t fully know which antibiotic interferes with birth control.

    Just sayin’…

    ps. Blohan can’t stay out of trouble for 3 weeks (days), let alone 3 months. LOTS of entertainment there. LOTS.

    @ the_blonde_one – HA!

  26. Waldemar says:

    Does anybody know why one would need two types of antibiotics on a daily basis. It looks to me that she is taking this over a long period of time. Why?

    edit: Oh Bot is asking that too. So I am not the only one thinking that is strange. And dangerous.

    edit: have read all the comments, she must have a STD, it is the only explanation.

  27. sapphire says:

    @Waldemar, from a quick run at the literature, the two drugs are taken in combination frequently. And the most frequently mentioned disease is clamydia

  28. Me says:

    Wow…that’s a lot of meds. I had MRSA a few months ago, and even with that, I was only on one antibiotic.

    She’ll never make it three years, but whatever she does, she’ll end up getting off again until she kills herself or someone else.

  29. aenflex says:

    Love the headline.
    Look maybe in person she’s a lot more pathetic and people feel sorry for her? THERE HAS TO BE SOME EXPLANATION! As to why this bitch hasn’t had to spend a week or two in jail. Although I cannot think of one.

  30. dorothy says:

    @Innocent… You must be both humiliated and worried sick. Although I think her ‘mom’ contributed alot to this situation. Hope Lind’s has a pre-paid funeral package. I just really fear that her sister and brother will end up the same way…I see it headed that way. But hey, long as your making money off em…who care’s right?

  31. Nanea says:

    If she’s taking Nexium, it’s probably because her stomach lining can’t do with the alcohol abuse in addition to having to cope with antibiotics. But if one takes Nexium, one should be aware of the hepatic side effects…

    Does that mean her GP doesn’t know anything about her alcohol abuse?

  32. seVen says:

    Well.. color me surprised. Can we have another tail gate party counting down to the time she screws up THIS 3 years probation? We ALL know she’ll screw up and go through this bullshit again and get off scott free… AGAIN.

    Jello shooters anyone?

  33. the original bellaluna says:

    @ seVen – ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY! With bells on, no less ;) We all know she won’t complete her community service. And there’s no way she can stay on house arrest for 14 days, let alone 120! Should be fun, lots of fun!!!

    And I would love a Jello shooter (or 3), thank you, to help stave off the hangover from yesterday’s tailgate.

  34. brin says:

    @SeVen…count on it! Sign up sheet for the next cracktailgate party is up.
    I’m thinking of inventing a “Lintini”…sort of a Long Island Iced Tea with crack.

  35. lucy2 says:

    She’s on 2 pills for depression, and guzzling alcohol like it’s going out of style? Yikes.
    I just had to take a Z-pack for a respiratory thing, and it was 6 pills/5 days. Why is she on long term antibiotics?
    The next “so what she relapsed” could end in her death. Or even worse, hurting someone else. If she wants to rot slowly, that’s up to her, but she has a history of driving drunk/high, and I just hope she doesn’t maim or kill someone else.

  36. Lisa Turtle says:

    First of all, I think this is sad smut. I have known many addicts in my life, some have died, some have recovered, and some are still using.

    It is exceptionally hard for an addict to stop. Most need to be rehabilitated several times and its really only until they decide for themselves to be sober. Because sobriety is a lifetime decision. You can’t make an exception for “just one night at the Marmont”

    Second of all, I think you have unrealistic expectations of the criminal justice system. California prisons are under-funded and over-crowded. Non-violent drug offenders are always the first to be released. The alternative – Releasing child molesters, convicted murdereds, rapists, etc… I think you see my point here.

    Lindsay’s real problems aren’t criminal. They are self-inflicted and self-destroying actions – crimes against herself. The choice to live soberly, is not a legal, but a spiritual choice.

  37. Crash2GO2 says:

    Doxicycline can be prescribed for acne or rosacea and can be used low dose for long term maintenance. Zythromax (or the ‘Z Pak’) is a short term antibiotic and may have only been something she was on at the time they wrote the report. I have to go on that from time to time for sinusitis or bladder infections.

    Dear God, please don’t let her get pregnant. I shudder to think of the number of abortions she may have already had.

    @Lisa Turtle: Well said. Most of the crimes she has done ARE against herself. Perhaps the judge sees that rehab at this point is useless. They put her in it, she drinks. They put a bracelet on her, she drinks. At least she isn’t driving herself around while she drinks. And the judge was REALLY smart to put her in this work program, because that will be really hard for her to finish, and will be something they can clearly nail her for.

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    @ lucy2 – Thank you. I offer up Brittany Murphy and her husband, six months later.

  39. junipergreen says:

    Jules– She never said she was gay. She never made a statement about it at all. She appears to date men AND women. So what?

    Also, birth control pills are prescribed for reasons other than birth control, such as hormone regulation or to make it so a woman only has a set number of periods a year.

    I want to shoot myself now that I just defended Lindsay. Thanks for that.

    About the antibiotics…I was on two for almost two months once for a nasty chest infection. While I know it’s an easy target, maybe making the very obvious and too easy leap to assuming it’s an STD is a bit much. I know we detest her and everything, but we can’t really make assumptions based on that. We’d just like to. It could be anything. Or an STD. Or anything. Just sayin’. But holy HELLl, that is a LOT of pills altogether!

    Oh GOD. I just did it, again! I defended Linnocent. Someone, put me out of my misery, please!

  40. dovesgate says:

    @Innocent aka Dina – So what if she relapsed?! Exactly how much life insurance do you have on her? I swear a feral cat has more maternal instinct than you.

  41. dorothy says:

    @lovesgate…Love it! And, totally agree.

  42. Shelley says:

    @innocent, your true colors are showing; you are as nasty as Linmate herself. When Linmate kills or injures *you* or a loved one (if you have any), the first (or last) words out of your mouth to the same police officers you denigrate will be “She just relapsed, no big deal!”

  43. Blue says:

    Sad to say if she doesn’t decide to get help soon and stick with it they’re gonna find her dead. So sad I remember her from the Parent trap, soo cute. I wonder wtf happened to get her down this road, I’m sure there are plenty of celebs like her but she’s so sloppy.

  44. S says:

    I take Doxycycline for my skin every day, and I have been for almost eight years now. Not good to be on an antibiotic for so long, I know, but I always break out the very day after I stop taking it or I forget to take it, plus it prevents a heckload of other infections from ocurring, reduces the severity of colds if I get them, and it’s a very mild dose anyway. So, I’d probably hazard a guess that this is why Linnocent is taking it, and perhaps the other antibiotic is for a nastier, more specified infection – an intensive short-term course, say. You know, for the sort of thing that a more general, milder prescription like Doxycycline couldn’t necessarily fix?

    Also, while the anti-depressants don’t surprise me at all, the heartburn one REALLY does. I mean, really, heartburn? At her age? Can that honestly just be put down to her crack-happy ways?

    Lastly, the birth control/allergies tabs are standard, I feel, so TBH I’m a actually quite disappointed with that list! I would have expected a nice cocktail of at least 12 various legal prescription drugs to be floating around in the toxic wasteland of her body’s system. This list is tame in comparison.

  45. jc126 says:

    So, that Betty Ford worker wasn’t lying about Lindsay being drunk, huh? And she got fired thanks to this lying junkie’s antics. I get she shouldn’t have violated HIPAA – if she did that – but this bitch cost a working person her JOB during a recession. C word.
    I’m not surprised she’s on birth control, rather glad to see that in fact. I never thought she was really a lesbian.

  46. Innocent says:

    @jc126
    No way she did a PAID interview with a gossip site(TMZ) about a patient in rehab and provided them with the Betty Ford incident report.
    Dawn Holland got herself fired.

  47. Stubbylove says:

    I think I’m going to walk around today in a white dress with no bra with my tits nipping out while cameras take my picture.

  48. LunaT says:

    Lots of you made me laugh. Thank you.

    Innocent, are you Lindsay or are you just simple? I don’t think the sheriff’s dept or anyone else has made Lindsay do the stupid stuff she’s done. She’s a big girl.

  49. the original bellaluna says:

    Well, the antibiotics cancel out the birth control, so feel free to stop breathing sighs of relief.

    Yes, respiratory infections are nasty. I’ve had pneumonia and chronic bronchitis (no, I’m not a smoker) almost every winter since I was 16 (when I got pneumonia the first time) and it’s almost always required a 3 week – 3 month cycle of antibiotics. But “never” a permanent antibiotic prescription. EVER.

  50. Brittney says:

    I’ve been on similar pharmaceutical cocktails before, and while I’m not AT ALL condoning her actions, I do suspect that her personality has slowly been altered from many years of misdiagnoses (and illegal drug abuse). I was heavily medicated throughout high school, and it affected my once-perfect grades, my motivation, and even the way I interacted with my peers. It has taken a long time to find my true self again, but I’m finally able to look back and realize that a lot of my behavior had to do with the huge mixture of drugs in my system. (For example, Prozac for the depression, Seroquel for the hyperactivity caused by the Prozac, Adderall for the lack of concentration caused by finally being happy about life, Xanax for the panic when I got too medicated and paranoid in social situations…)

    It’s unfortunate that she’s been loaded down with so many medications, and that might have something to do with the fact that she still hasn’t grown up enough to take any accountability for her actions. However, I still don’t have very much sympathy for her. She’s had more than enough wake-up calls, and she’s still in denial of something the entire world seems to see pretty clearly.

    Also, if I ever become a drug addict or professional criminal, remind me to move to California. UGH.

  51. bluhare says:

    So much . . . where to start.

    @bellaluna: My dad has said “you’re off your nut” ever since I was a kid. I think it’s a Brit thing, along with “Back in your cheese, maggot!”, and “You’ve just killed your pig”.

    @innocent: So Lindsay relapsed when she heard she was being charged with a felony? Did she hear that in Betty Ford? The probation report said she was going out drinking while she was there. Try again.

    I had dinner with a friend last night. She’s a social worker in the court system here; works with kids (and my hat is off to you, Sue, if you read this!!). I asked her whether she thought Linmate was being treated fairly and she didn’t even hesitate. Said it has everything to do with the fact that California courts have no money.

    As for her legal drug cocktail; trazadone isn’t used for depression much any more; people who have a prescription for it usually do as a sleep aid. She probably can’t get Ambien any more as a result of all this. The Nexium, well alcohol and cocaine are enough to wreck anyone’s stomach. Inneresting she’s no longer on Adderall for her ADHD . . . you suppose she’s cured?

    EDIT: @innocent: Quit bitching about Dawn Holland. SHE WAS RIGHT. The fact that Lindsay skated on it because Dawn was stupid is unfortunate, but Dawn Holland was correct and Lindsay was at least drinking while at Betty Ford (and worrying about her next felony apparently, according to you).

  52. the original bellaluna says:

    @ bluhare – And I love it! My dad is of Scottish heritage, and he has a plethora of wonderful expressions. I love him all the more for it!

  53. brin says:

    @bluhare…if you mean cured like a smoked ham, then yes, she’s cured.

  54. Jules says:

    Thanks for setting me straight, she never did say she was gay, only pretended to be. And an insult to my gay family and friends. Maybe the pill is for cramps, at least stop her from breeding!

  55. Sisi says:

    @ Bluhare:
    Wasn’t Lindsay misdiagnosed or something and they found out when she was at UCLA for rehab? At least I think it was that hospital. After that she probably stopped with the prescribed adderal.

  56. Lucy says:

    @Kaiser: I know it is totally off topic (I apologize for it), but can you please make a thread about this A-list celeb who spread Herpes… TMZ is covering it: http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/11/a-list-male-celebrity-herpes-lawsuit-las-vegas-100-million-net-worth-contracted-unprotected-sex/
    It’s kind of funny and people are guessing all kinds of A-listers (Travolta, Cruise, GC and the list goes on)…

    Sorry again for the off topic…

  57. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Sisi – Operative words being “prescribed Adderall.” I’m willing to bet the “prescribed” is only a technicality. Just guessing. ;)

  58. dread pirate cuervo says:

    The pill is b/c she’s a prostitute. Maybe that’s what she’ll get busted for next. I bet she definitely gets arrested again before her birthday.

  59. lucy2 says:

    Not so sure I agree that the crimes she’s done are mostly against herself – some, yes, but all this stemmed from 2 DUIs, right? To me, that’s more than a crime against herself. Also, the stealing – that’s a crime against the people she stole from. These are the things that keep landing her in court.

    Holland was wrong for violating HIPAA and unfortunately I have to agree with her being fired for it, however that in NO WAY makes her claims untrue or what Lohan did acceptable.

  60. Splat says:

    Innocent:
    She looks good and big deal if she relapsed when she found she was being charged with a felony.
    There isn’t any actual evidence that proves she was drinking at Betty Ford.
    Dawn Holland and the Riverside sheriffs can’t be trusted.

    LMAO. All righty then, let’s take a look at that statement of yours since you believe that Saint Snortcake can do no wrong.

    Innocent: She looks good and big deal if she relapsed when she found she was being charged with a felony.

    Where is it lost on you that she was breaking her pprobation terms in order to get charged in the first place with a felony?

    You have to have DONE something in order to be charged. And since she came out of rehab, why would it be O.K. to go and drink when she has a substance abuse problem?

    Do you not believe it would be best for her to refrain from using Booze or Drugs in order to show people she is clean?

    Innocent: There isn’t any actual evidence that proves she was drinking at Betty Ford.

    No ytour right there is no evidence to prove that she was drinking at BF, just that she was drinking off the property of BF which would make it O.K. in your books.

    The last thing Lil Miss Snortcake should be doing is drinking at all… especially when at Rehab!

    The fact that she was drinking when off the property which was confirmed by the witnesses interviewed by the Police investigating the assualt of Dawn Holland.

    Just becuase she refused to test knowing it would come back positive and land her in the luxury accomadations at Le Chateux Crowbar Hotel & Spa, doesn’t mean she is sober and doing better, it means she has a serious sustance abuse problem and is still in trouble.

    Innocent: Dawn Holland and the Riverside sheriffs can’t be trusted.

    Oh brother, according to you, there are more plots out to get Lil Miss Snortcake then there were to get Osama Bin Laden.

    When you get back From Fantasy Island please let us know, and then we can reqally discuss how YOU might want to enter treatment for the delusions you seem to be suffering from.

  61. wunderkindt says:

    She will kill someone in the future, steal the necklace off the corpse, do lines off the crashed car, and then probably only get 2 weeks of cracked out house arrest.

  62. TeeTee says:

    She’s SMUT!!

    she will do herself in, because she has too many enbablers..

    germy butt! yuck!

    should we start the clock for the “train wreck” NOW?? or next week?

    her mom is a booze hound and coke head, I’m sure she has her insured HEAVY! just in case, she does herself in…
    SADSADSAD

    taking all of that stuff, smdh

  63. boo says:

    This is kind of off topic but I saw Lindsay once on Melrose Ave., if you are not from L.A., this is a trendy section of the city where the hip go to be hip. Anyway she was laughing, walking fast down the street with two girls trailing behind her. If I remember correctly she was wearing cut-off jeans, tall boots and some kind of white top with a drape thingy over it. The funny thing about this scenario is that there were absolutely no paparazzi around, not a one, and she was running and giggling like they were there, this is way before the theft and the Betty Ford stuff. So, obviously it begs the question, is she calling the paparazzi about where she’ll be? or is it her crack mom? I’m pretty naive, I thought she was being followed because she is good press, but that day there was not one person there who even gave a crap that she was there at all. This girl is her own worst enemy, I feel like I’m watching a car wreck and I can’t do a thing about it. I have been sober for many years and I know it’s hard to quit, unfortunately she has not lost all yet, and I mean yet, because if she keeps this up she will. I did not have all the things that Lindsay has to lose but I lost enough, including my self respect. Unfortunately, as I have seen, some people never “get it”, I don’t know why but I’ve seen it many times, they just keep going and they never get it. It’s a really sad end, but you could not tell them that, some people are unable to be honest with themselves and this is a personality defect, there is no cure for it.

  64. Shy says:

    And sometimes you really can’t tell who is delusional idiot – Lohan or those stupid judges who keep and keep releasing her from punishment. I really wonder how that so called judge looked at all her previous actions, read probation reports, heard the testimony how she stoled that necklace… and let her go free to steal again and do drugs….

    And something tells me that when poor person who have no money for expensive layer does the same crime then the same judges send them to prison.

    But there is one positive thing about it. Now Lohan will become irrelevant again and will slowly stop appear every day on gossip sites. Because you know she is only interesting to watch when she is in legal troubles. When she is free and does nothing then she is boring and sites don’t write about her every day.

  65. OhMyMy says:

    Some drugs will really mess up your stomache. That’s probably why the Nexium. I have to take NSAIDS daily for a weird form of arthritis and it messed up my stomach big time. I have to take something to control the acid reflux or things get really nasty. Course I can’t afford the label stuff like Nexium and have to make do with the generic form.

    I still don’t think she’s learned a thing yet. The judge specifically mentions no paps at the Center and a few hours later there she is smiling for the photos all dressed up. WTF POS.

    Like she’s doing the world a favor showing up for her court ordered work. I wish someone would explain to her that a lot of people put in many hours of their spare time at places like that just because they want to help. It’s called volunteering sweetie.

    I wish the judge had sentenced her to help build a Habitat house. I would love to see her make it through a full day swinging a framing hammer or hanging drywall.

    How much do you want to bet she will wait until the last possible moment to turn herself in for the house arrest? Till then she may do an hour or two at the center and hang at the Chateau Marmont every night. Good times!!!

    Are we taking bets for her next major fail? I don’t think she’ll last the summer. Maybe something new this time like prostitution?

  66. TurquoiseBlue says:

    Something about those huge lips and the saggy boobs… I’m reminded of Octomom. Creepy.

  67. serena says:

    Depression.
    Anti-depressant.
    2 antibiotics?? For what?

    This girl is an addict, and very very DUMB.

  68. Madisyn says:

    I probably commented 10 to 15 times yesterday about how outraged I was (and everyone else except @ Innocent)and today’s article only elaborates on Blohan’s big F*CK YOU to everyone. So for me, nuff said.

    Since a few are off topic today, I thought I’d throw in my two cents. So here’s some food for thought. Someone earlier had mentioned that on Blohan’s IMDb page, the movie “Gotti: Three Generations” had been removed. True dat. The only movie on her page now is a movie called “Mob Street”

    Now here’s the interesting part. Over at RADAR, theres a story how Blohan has “HIRED A NEW PUBLICIST TO REHAB IMAGE.” (alright, everyone stop laughing)

    Of course, “hiring new publicist” would imply she had one to begin with and the story goes on to say she hasn’t had a publicist in SEVERAL YEARS. Granted, nothing we didn’t already know. Anywho, the new publicist is Steve Honig of the Honig Company.

    Guess who he represents? If any of you said “Fiore Films”, take a shot of delusion. Now guess who wrote, “Mob Street”? If you guessed Steve Honig, take another shot of delusion.

    So in my humble opinion, this twit Fiore used and then dropped Blohan for publicity and now this idiot Honig is doing the exact same thing. Honig is telling our little crackhead, he’ll put her in his movie and if/when it ever gets to the casting stage, he’ll drop her like a hot crack pipe.

    There seems to me to be a pattern forming. “Inferno” and “Gotti” just two of the latest examples of producers promising roles to this vindictive, spiteful, entitled brat, who in turn probably gets on her knees and then “poof”, no movie role materializes. Poor, Poor little crackie.

  69. skuddles says:

    Well hope she’s stocking up on her booze and crack for that harsh “house arrest” stint. What a bloody joke.

  70. ZenB says:

    @Jules is she gay, I thought she did anything desperate or trashy enough to do her, regardless of gender.

    @TurquoiseBlue now that you bring up the boobs – why is it she gets smaller and smaller and the boobs get bigger and saggier. I get why they get saggier – rapid weight less = saggy boobs but why bigger?

  71. OhMyMy says:

    @Madisyn: Thanks for the update on her new publicist and Fiore. I was wondering what was going on with that on her IMDb page. First she was listed as “rumored” then for a day or two she was inexplicably listed first in the cast list for the Gotti entry…ahead of Travolta and Pesci. Then she was just off the list completely. But they put the entries for the director and Kelly and the daughter up pretty quickly but still no Lilo.

    I believe you’re right they’re just using her for the publicity for the films and have no intention of actually casting her. Would we even know Fiore’s name without her involvement?

    I posted a long rant on this subject of people in HW just throwing out her name for the shock value and publicity on here awhile ago. Poor little delusional twit, it is hard to believe she just doesn’t get it but maybe she doesn’t.

    Someone should explain to her that they give Oscars to actors who act in movie roles not for acting like a damn fool.

  72. Crash2GO2 says:

    Actually, technically Dawn Holland did not violate HIPAA as she gave no privileged medical records or information to anyone about Lindsay. If she had gotten on the phone and said ‘Lindsay is taking blah blah blah medication’ then yeah, she would have. She disclosed nothing, except that LL was refusing a breathalyzer. I think she just decided to take a pay out from LL and her cohorts as apposed to fighting Betty Ford in court about her termination.

  73. jill says:

    it is inaccurate to say that LL has faced no consequences for her druggie and thieving actions. truth be told, LL has not made a decent movie since Tina Fey hired her to do Mean Girls. THAT is my definition of serious consequences.

  74. Me says:

    I have to take a high dose of Doxy everyday since I’m deployed. That whole malaria prevention thing someone else mentioned :( If I take it on an empty stomach, I get very very ill. It also causes some very strange dreams…..atleast the dose I have to take.

    That said, I had no idea it was prescribed to non-military folk or why you would even want to take it. Last time I was deployed I took it before bed time and apparently I didn’t swallow it all the way and it burned the lining in my esophogus. It felt like someone was stabbing me in the throat for three weeks everytime I ate or drank something. I can’t imagine anyone really wanting to take this stuff, but I guess at lower doses it can also do some good stuff.

    Linnocent really needs to get her crazy together.

  75. labyrinth says:

    She has to call the paps when she is out because seriously, that is the income she has nowadays. Looking at the top photo though, she could try out for the 3 titted prostitute in the Total Recall remake.

  76. Bladerunner says:

    All the “LITTLE GIRLS” on here making negative comments about lindsay are JEALOUS of her looks, talent, fame, etc. She’s very pretty, love those freckles, & she’s got GREAT tits! I’d love to get it on with her! She needs to go back to her natural red hair though. I’m sick of all the “WANNABE BLONDES” i see EVERYWHERE these days! You’re NOT fooling anyone with the bleached blonde hair, i zero in right on those dark roots. It DOESN’T look like real blonde hair. It looks AWFUL & you look RIDICULOUS! Quit buying into the notion that blondes get more attention. And one more thing, whats up with so many females shaving off all their pubic hair these days? You look like prepubescent LITTLE GIRLS! and the narrow landing strip looks RIDICULOUS too! GROW an upside down triangle above your clit, its a TURN ON, & looks so SEXY. REAL WOMEN have pubic hair.

  77. Hakura says:

    @Innocent – You’d think someone ‘pro-Lindsay’ would want her to adhere to rehab… For *her* sake, & everyone else’s. All the excuses are preventing her from getting any real help. You’ll feel differently about what should’ve been done, when there’s a headline about how Lindsay was found overdosed in a sleazy hotel. None of us *wants* that to happen, but she’s proven incapable of controlling her behavior. Not being held responsible for anything gives her no motivation to change.

    @Brin“If this wasn’t so unjust it would be funny. The only good part of this is our amazing crack tailgate parties…let’s go all out for our next one!”

    I’m already coming up with new ideas… Just saw a commercial for ‘personalized M&Ms’… maybe we can have Lindsay-related images (Lindsay, drugs, alcohol…) printed on them. =)

    @The_Blonde_One“What does she need TWO antibiotics for?

    The interesting thing about these are that they’re *both* often used for STD’s. But both are also used for sinus problems (which the Zyrtec she’s taking is for.)

    -Zythromax is used for Ear Infections, Strep Throat, Pneumonia, Typhoid, Sinusitis, but is also effective against certain STI’s: Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Cervicitis, & Non-Gonococcal Urethritis
    -Doxycycline can be used for Sinusitis, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Acne, Rosacea, & Rickettsial Infections.

  78. Anonymouse says:

    Trazodone is a sleeping pill, not an antidepressant.

  79. Hakura says:

    @Anonymouse“Trazodone is a sleeping pill, not an antidepressant.

    Actually, Trazodone *is* an antidressant. But doctors often prescribe it for trouble sleeping, as drowsiness is a major side effect.

    I was personally on a different medication for an antidepressant, but because I was having trouble sleeping, the doctor *also* prescribed a small dosage of Trazodone to be taken with it.

  80. kasper says:

    @innocent “She looks good and big deal if she relapsed when she found she was being charged with a felony.”

    If this is looking good, i hate to see what bad looks like. but it is sweet that you are defending linnocent… i’m sure she’ll find a way to show her appreciation *cough* blowjob *cough* just make sure you tip her well.

  81. VickiVampVoid says:

    If she’s drinking alcohol, those antibiotics are useless. Herp up in the club yawl!

    Side(eye) note: her lips look especially terrible. Countdown to new teefs: veneers should be coming anytime now.

  82. vanessa says:

    @bladerunner

    your post made my day! hahha

  83. Hakura says:

    @Vanessa“@bladerunner – your post made my day! hahha

    I’m glad you’re entertained….I found their post to be incredibly crass, disgusting, & unnecessarily explicit.

    Not even in terms of their opinion of Lindsay, or the extremely tired-middle school ‘UR JUST JEALOUS‘ BS. But feeling the need to use explicit (classless) terminology, then go off on a tangent about women’s choice of ‘personal grooming’. It’s just gross.

    If following that ‘advice’ is what it takes to make women ‘sexy’ to Bladerunner, then I’m off to find my razor.