If you’ve been following this site for a while, you know that we used to cover lots of LeAnn Rimes stories. At some point, that changed. Part of it was that LeAnn is such a crazed, delusional famewhore, and by covering her every insanity, it felt like we were feeding her delusions of grandeur that she really was and is some kind of major celebrity, instead of a hilarious oddity ripe for mocking, a la Lindsay Lohan. Another part of the reason why we stopped covering LeAnn so much was because some commenters started going a bit overboard on LeAnn posts. So I’ll say this – if you’d like us to start covering LeAnn stories on the regular again, dial it down. I’m not judging. LeAnn is fun to hate on. But don’t go overboard.

So, I’ve been seeing the odd report about Eddie Cibrian’s new gig, and I think it’s a disaster waiting to happen. Not the show itself – the show, The Playboy Club, actually seems like it could be a half-decent show if the writing is any good. No, the disaster will be with Eddie Cibrian and his wandering dong history. The Playboy Club is a show set in the late 1960s, in a Playboy Club (you might be too young to remember). They were clubs full of lovely young women all dressed up as Playboy bunnies, serving drinks and providing entertainment. Sidenote: Gloria Steinam’s time as a Playboy bunny at a Playboy Club inspired a really wonderful feminist treatise, by the way. Anyway, Cibrian is playing the manager of this club, I guess, and the show just got picked up by NBC. Meaning that next year, Eddie is going to be working full time on a show with dozens, if not hundreds, or scantily-clad, pretty women.

Of course, we know Eddie has a type, and it’s not… let’s say… “traditionally pretty.” So should LeAnn be worried anyway? Sure. Why not? I don’t think Eddie is picky, in general. So LeAnn is starting to feel the pinch, so how does she react? By going completely overboard and marking her territory like an animal:

Chalk it up to the honeymoon phase? Newlyweds LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are packing on the PDA everywhere they go!

A source tells Us Weekly that Rimes, 28, and husband Cibrian, 37, attended an NBC upfront party at Del Posto in NYC on Monday night and were “making out in the middle of [everything].” The source adds Rimes was “making a compete scene and holding up her camera as they are making out so she [could] take pictures of them making out — it was unreal.”

“We were like, ‘Who the hell is that?'” the source says. “And of course it was them. It was so beyond ridiculous.”

Another source on the set of Cibrian’s new show The Playboy Club tells Us: “LeAnn never left [Eddie’s] side when they shot the pilot.”

[From Us Weekly]

Do you think LeAnn is going to be on the set every single day while they shoot the series? Will she cling to Eddie like her life depends on it? Probably. She’ll try. My guess is that she’s also going to try to get knocked up really soon. But I doubt she is now – she’s still way too, too skinny. Check out these photos of LeAnn and Eddie last night, here at The Mail. Yikes. That does not look like a woman who is confident in herself. I think she’s been hitting the Botox too.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.