Jessica Simpson says she wants 6 kids; Tony Romo cries himself to sleep

If I were a man dating Jessica Simpson, few things would scare me more than the prospect of having to spend my entire life with her. I seriously doubt even Nick Lachey was okay with the idea – he just knew it was what he had to do to get 2% more famous. Since her divorce from Lachey, Simpson has dated a string of men that have seemed less and less interested in her.

Though current beau Tony Romo has hung around a lot longer than anyone ever imagined, he’s never said or done anything to lead us to believe he’s head-over-heels about Simpson or planning on marrying her. But it sounds like she’s about ready to pop out six of his children, so he best get moving.

Tony Romo better rest up, because Jessica Simpson doesn’t just want a child – she wants six of them! “I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll have to start pretty soon,” the Do You Know artist told Australia’s Daily Telegraph. As for her Dallas quarterback boyfriend Tony, Jessica isn’t squeamish about expressing her feelings.

“It’s a beautiful relationship,” she says. “He’s everything I could dream of and I really love him. I’m proud to be his girlfriend.”

Although she’s been criticized in the past for revealing her loving feelings too soon, a la her relationship with John Mayer, Jess isn’t worried this time around about admitting her love to the world.

“Even if things don’t work out between Tony and me — though, knock on wood, I believe they will — I don’t regret anything I’ve ever said,” she reveals. “That’s just how I love. I’m all in and I live one moment at a time. If I’m happy, I’ll talk about being happy. Maybe I do talk too much, but I still feel as if I’m holding back.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I seriously believe Jessica had something to do with Tony’s finger injury during last week’s football game. If it wasn’t because of her football curse, then she just flat-out broke it before practice or something. She seems nice enough but sorta crazy and unbalanced – like the sort who would stalk you thinking it’s romantic. I could definitely seeing her giving some guy on the other team an extra $500 to tackle Tony to the ground and give him some sorta “stay in bed if you can” type of injury. Granted a pinkie finger isn’t the best for that, but I’m sure Jessica can maneuver it to her advantage. She’s got to get moving if she wants half a dozen wig-toting spawn running around.

Here’s Jessica and her dog Daisy working their way through LAX on October 4th. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. JMC says:

    What, are we in the middle ages??

    This WENCH has CURSED Sir Romo! Her SORCERY is so powerful she even broke his finger. VILE WOMAN!

    With your conspiracy theories, you sound like the crazy one!

    Sorry.

  2. vdantev says:

    All these damaged people wanting so many damn kids and yes, I include the so-called ‘Sainted One’ in that list. It indicates a severe personality problem.

  3. smit33 says:

    She’s got the same metality level as a child, so maybe she will be a great mom. Sometimes I’m just so funny.

  4. Christina says:

    jmc… i was gonna say that same thing… the poster of this story sounds crazy for making all these elaborate accusations… on what basis…?? 😕

  5. Jess says:

    Oh no, Tony, I sense an oops happening in the near future.

    *barf*

  6. ella says:

    Tony Romo broke his pinkie because he got sacked. It wasn’t even a dirty hit. I don’t like the girl but those accusations are ridiculous.

  7. Tina says:

    I, too, think an “oops” will happen in the future for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Isn’t that how Ashley Simpson obtained her shotgun marriage to Pete Wentz anyway?

    And it seems like every female celebrity is racing to pop out a child, or two, or three, these days.

  8. Zoe says:

    She either looks preggers or she’s been hitting the hot wings too hard.

  9. RAN says:

    C’mon people! Jaybird has a phenomenal sense of humor and this article was a snarky, tongue in cheek, best of the best! The article is hilarious and I loved every aspect of it! 😆 Try to see the lighter side of life this time… it was meant to be amusing 😉

  10. natasha says:

    I like Jessica. She seems sweet and sincere.

  11. Steph says:

    Don’t often post, but I agree with RAN and will say as a proud Cowboy fan there are many who buy into the curse of Jess – obviously NOT a real curse, but one to the effect that Tony can’t play straight due to being *in love* or more likely too sexed up to concentrate on the game. He did it with Carrie Underwood and now it’s happening with Jess. Just my two cents.

  12. Morgan says:

    Who is she, Angelina?!

    Hah….hah.

  13. Tia says:

    Jessica (a.k.a, ho bag, dip shit and moron) ok.. so jessica could you please STFU !!!! and go away.. nobody gives a shit.. Tony will leave you just like Nick did..

  14. Kaiser says:

    Oh, I just feel bad for her, that’s all. Tony, not so much. He can leave at any time – and it speaks volumes that he hasn’t.

    Face it, people. They’re in love.

  15. I think it speaks volumes about his Mid-West work ethic, Kaiser. 😉

  16. jess says:

    @ dante. i usually agree with you, but to say that wanting a lot of kids is a severe personality disorder is ridiculous. people have lots of children all the time. big families used to be very very common.

  17. Julia says:

    Big families used to be common because there was no birth control.. 😉

  18. Miranda says:

    Hey, if she wants an entire truckload of kids, she can have them. Lord knows she has enough money for them.