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In a move that will shock teenyboppers and groupie hopefuls everywhere, pop star Robbie Williams sort-of vows to quit singing in just 18 short months:
The former Take That heart-throb says he will hang up his microphone in 18 months – in a move that will stun his army of fans.
He admits he does not want to be part of the pop “machine” and doesn’t see himself singing any more.
The £100million singer even admits he has become a “monster”. Millions of fans worldwide will be left heartbroken by the bombshell announcement. Experts warn it could even damage his record company EMI, which took a huge gamble when it signed him to a record-breaking £80m contract in 2002.
Fans – who have supported the 32-year-old singer tirelessly since he quit the band to go solo a decade ago – were already consoling each other last night.
One teenage fan said: “The music industry won’t be the same without him. I am devastated – he is king of the charts and he’ll always be my number one.”
A music insider said: “Robbie is unique – a true one of a kind – and there is simply no-one around that can fill his shoes.”
On the eve of releasing his new single Rudebox, Bob admits he’s grown tired of the abomination he says he’s become and craves life as a normal man.
He said: “I’ve got to take the view over the next 18 months and see if I want to be part of the machine any more, because I don’t see me singing again. It’s a question of what I want and where I want to be. Can I live without radio picking my song and putting it on the playlist? Or is this fame thing something I’m addicted to?“
Robbie might not be addicted to fame, but he sure loves to have sex with different groupies every night while on tour. He reportedly rivaled Jamie Foxx’s record by having sex with ten different groupies in two days.
It took him just a few minutes to get down to business with one 18 year-old fan. He then took a shower and asked the poor girl to leave:
“Robbie was sitting on the bed fully clothed, asked her how she was and even offered her a glass of water.
“Then he kissed her and her clothes were on the floor two minutes later as they were making love. He then took a shower and asked her to leave.”
During his concert in the city Robbie chatted to a female fan with a banner saying: “I’ll teach you to yodel for a kiss.”
And when he spotted a sign held by two big-chested blondes reading “threesome with 2 blondes” he reportedly told them: “I’m staying at the Trieste Hotel.”
Robbie has allegedly bedded dozens of beauties on the five-month tour.
So when Robbie wonders out loud if he’s addicted to fame, he’s really asking if he’s addicted to sex. He recently admitted that he’s not “fit to marry for another ten years” and defended George Michael by saying that he has trouble keeping it in his pants, too.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Music, Robbie Williams, Sluts
7 Responses to “Robbie Williams to quit singing”
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I have no idea why he is famous. He’s fugly and acts like a complete jerk.
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eww what a fuckhead…that totally changed my opinion of him and his music..good..go disappear
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The groupie stories are fake. He so in the closet you can see than hanger marks on his face.
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He says this all the time, attention seeking sod!
Perhaps he should think of the reaction of his fans before seeking more approval or demanding adulation
check this out if you’re a fan, its the best Robbie Williams site i’ve come across, loads of free remixes to download
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purerobbie .com
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Clarimonde you are cracking me up!
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Clarimonde:
Scumbag.
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