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George Clooney broke his poor neighbor Teri Hatcher’s fragile heart, and now he’s proven yet again that he takes whatever’s closest at hand by shacking up with Ellen Barkin, who earned a pity role in “Oceans 13″ as Matt Damon’s love interest after getting dumped by her billionaire husband. Yes, that’s right, Clooney’s fucking Ellen Barkin.
The eternal bachelor usually dates much younger women - including TV presenter Lisa Snowdon, 34 - but he’s stepping out with Oceans 13 co-star, Ellen Barkin.
They have been inseparable since meeting on the Beverly Hills set - with 45-year-old George telling pals he’s “electrified” by Ellen, despite the seven-year age gap.
He has fallen for her stimulating conversation and they’ve bonded on fast rides on his motorbike. One of his friends says: “It’s a match made in heaven.”
George - single since he was dumped by Krista Allen, 35, in March - has been comforting Ellen following her shock divorce from Ron Perelman, the billionaire owner of Revlon.
Our spy says: “George has been a shoulder to cry on for Ellen - he’s helping her get over the divorce.
“She fancies him like mad and you can cut the sexual chemistry on set with a knife.
“He is so different from her ex husband, which she loves.”
His pal Brad Pitt certainly approves and has introduced Ellen to his missus Angelina Jolie in the hope that the pair become friends so they can all double-date. We’d love to be a fly on the wall for that one…
That last line about Brad Pitt introducing Barkin to Jolie is pretty much bullshit, you can count on it. The Mirror makes shit up a lot and I would be surprised if that’s true. I buy this Clooney and Ellen Barkin story wholesale, though, because it sounds just like him.
This is not going to last more than a month, ladies, so manage to get yourself within easy ongoing access of Clooney for a while and you too can have a whirlwind affair with the liberal Oscar winner. Just be prepared to get your ass dumped without an explanation after 4-6 weeks. It doesn’t matter how coy you play it, or really how cute or young you are, since Clooney doesn’t seem to give a shit. Just make sure you’re around, and can fit into his schedule for a little while. He’ll go back home to his pot bellied pig afterwards.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Ellen Barkin, George Clooney, Hookups, Sluts
8 Responses to “George Clooney’s shacking up with Ellen Barkin”
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It’s not the woman, it’s really Clooney who has some sort of psychological problem and can’t commit.
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I love Ellen Barkin. I don’t care why, I’m just glad she’s getting press again.
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file under the “who cares?” news
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jaz you don\’t care about much.
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He will do the same thing as he did:-)
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this is actually step above his usual stripper/waitress/soft core star conquest. I hope Ellen enjoys the ride. She seems like a nice person and deserves some fun after being dumped by her husband (who’s a jerk anyway, so maybe it’s a good thing in the end).
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i am totally confused here…i thought Ellen was…doing…..Ralph Fiennes????????
and i thought THEY were a match made in heaven….??????????????
this lady really does get around…
Ralph….please use safe sex with this one honey…
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stunningone:
At least he’s upfront about never wanting to get married. It bugs me when the press makes such a big deal when the woman is slightly older than the man. Seven years is nothing.
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